Post by Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho on Jan 4, 2016 16:50:10 GMT -5
Event: Monday, January 4th, 2016
Big Arm, Montana!
Singles Match
Shane Douglas vs Tyson Kidd
Singles Match
Scott Steiner vs Ryback
Steiner to Ring side: Gimme a fuckin mic!
Ring side hands Steiner a microphone.
Steiner: All my freaks and fans in this arena just saw me take apart that wanna be Genetic Freak Ryback. But that’s not why am here. I am here for 2 reasons. The first one is for all you people in Big Arm Montana to pay homage to the man with the biggest arm in the world.
Steiner flexes.
Steiner: The second reason is that I used to only care about 2 things. My freaks and my peaks. Now, after I got screwed by that no talent piece of trash Shane Douglas and that bitch Sheamus whose ass I whooped a couple weeks ago. I realize that I want the IC title gold around my waist. Just be ready Sami Zayn because if I ever get the chance to go against you because I will whip your ass around this ring like a tornado from the trailer park you came.
Steiner: To all my freaks out there. HOLLA if ya hear me!
Steiner heads to the back.
Singles Match
Emma vs. Kharma
RAW continues with John Cena backstage on the phone. He’s approached by Renee Young for an interview.
Renee Young: John, if you have a moment, I’d just like to get your thoughts on your match last week with Randy Orton?
John Cena: There’s not much thought to be had there. I’ve beaten him and he’s beaten me before. It happens. I demolished him at Cyber Sunday and he somehow bested me last week it happens but it doesn’t matter. It means nothing because Orton is a nobody nothing and I dare him to say something about it. I’m calling him out to even speak up, but he’s afraid and I own him and he’ll keep his mouth shut. Actually, I just got off the phone with Chris Jericho, and after he bored me to death, he agreed to make the match once more at the Royal Rumble. It’ll be ya boy John Cena going man to half a man, with Randy Orton.
Renee Young: Wow that’s awesome. I can’t wait to see you two go at it once again. So what’s your plans moving forward?
John Cena: Well my immediate plans are that I’m about to go back into my locker room and finish a game of dominos with Enzo and Cass. My plans after that are getting ready to kick Orton’s ass at the Royal Rumble and then go on to win the Royal Rumble and then headline WrestleMania and win the SOOL Championship. I also am looking to help Enzo and Cass capture the Tag Team Championship. So yeah, I got goals and plans to make two thousand and sixteen the year of John Cena.
Renee Young: Well thanks for your time and best of luck to you John. As a matter of fact, it’s time for our main event which features Randy Orton going one on one with the number one contender, Finn Balor.
Cena laughs and opens his locker room door. Cena then thanks Renee and shouts inside to Enzo and Cass, “Hey guys put on the monitor and let’s watch Orton lose to Balor!”.
Singles Match
Finn Balor vs. Randy Orton
End of Show.