Post by Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho on Mar 7, 2016 16:43:42 GMT -5
Event: Monday, March 7th, 2016
Charlotte, North Carolina!
Singles Match
Bad New Barrett vs Tyler Breeze
Singles Match
Pentagon Jr vs Mark Henry
Pentagon Jr is already in the ring waiting for his match against Mark Henry. Henry's music begins to play as Jr stretches his arms in preparation for a sure to be hard fought battle. The music continues to play, but Henry does not come out. Jr looks at the Ref who shrugs as the music keeps playing. They stand there for another minute as the Ref says something to Jr before going to the announcer. The announcer picks up his mic.
Announcer
"due to a no show for the intended match. Your winner is Pentagon Jr!"
The Ref raises a frustrated Pentagon Jr's arm. Jr shakes his head in annoyance. All of a sudden Scott Steiner comes from the crowd, slides in the ring, and Steinerlines Pentagon Jr. Then repeatedly stomps on Jr while the referee tries to get him off of Jr. Steiner picks Pentagon Jr off the ground, lifts him above his head gorilla press style, and throws him over the top rope to the outside of the ring.
Steiner to ring side: Gimme a fuckin mic!
Ringside hands Steiner a mic.
Steiner: Get that loser out of here!
Steiner points at Pentagon Jr and the referees helping him up the ramp.
Steiner: Last week Balor you pissed me off. You think your hot shit huh. Yeah, I lost to Rollins at Bragging Rights, but what about the other 3 men I took out in the same night. I didn’t even have a break after I kicked Undertaker’s candyass. But I guess you were too busy putting on your face paint and make up like the little girly bitch you are. You call me irrelevant, but you see Balor I got a #1 contender match tonight in a triple threat. So, when I walk out of that match the winner. I want you to put down your Crayola face painting kit and realize that you didn’t talk shit about a normal person. You talked shit about a Genetic Freak.
Steiner gets out of the ring, heads to the announce table, and puts on a headset as Sami Zayn vs The Miz is about to start.
Singles Match
Intercontinental Champion, Sami Zayn vs The Miz
*John Cena is seen walking in the hallway as the camera man stops him to comment on tonight’s events.*
Cameraman: John, do you have a moment?
John Cena: Yeah, I can spare a moment. Actually, I do have some things to comment about. If you don’t mind, I want to skip the questions and just speak freely, as I’m sure I’ll cover whatever you may want to ask me.
Cameraman: Sure, John. Go ahead.
John Cena: Alright, thanks. Look, at Bragging Rights, I got pinned by Kofi Kingston. Well, no big deal, honestly. The titles weren’t on the line and Neville and I weren’t truly a team. We came together and gave it our best shot and the tag champs prevailed. No shame in losing to the Tag Team Champions. There’s always going to be another opportunity to shine when it counts, which bring me to tonight.
*John Cena pauses and takes a deep breath and then speaks again.*
John Cena: Tonight, I find myself in the main event for a shot to face Finn Balor at WrestleMania. I’m game, and I know I have a challenge in front of me with Neville and Steiner. Steiner has been on a roll but that won’t stop me from giving him a fight worth talking about. As for Neville, well, he wants to bad mouth me and try to get over at my expense, well he’ll find out first-hand what I’m all about. Now if I were to win, then I’m on to Balor. I’m not one to look ahead, but I heard what he had to say about me last week. Shots fired, but hey he wants to talk, then let him. He’s the champ, but last I checked Randy Orton owned his ass multiple times and I trashed Orton last we met, so Balor better watch closely as he may have more than he can handle on his plate at Mania. Now if you’ll excuse, I need to get ready.
*Cena walks off camera as the picture fades back to ringside for the next scheduled match between Christian and Roman Reigns is set to begin.*
Singles Match
Christian vs Roman Reigns
*As Monday Night raw progresses the arena is darkened a Man is seen on the tron Laughing Maniacally..*
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Muahhahhaha...Oh my oh my..It's much worse than I had thought!!!
*The screen gets a little more clearer but still cannot tell who is speaking just yet*
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If I may steal a cheap quote from an absolute loser.."Really"? This is SOOL??? This is where the Top talent goes to show what they can do?? Are you kidding me?? When I received the call to show up and clean this place up I knew it was going to be bad.. BUT THIS BAD???
*As the voice gets louder and more aggressive in his tone he spins around in a chair to reveal International Superstar Kenny Omega!*
----+Kenny Omega+----
Where's the Talent? Where is the pageantry? The undying will to succeed?? I see none of that!! O No..No I see washed up never was guys and never will be'...And do you know who the worst of them all is? the one guy I was called in to show up as well as take him out and Clean up this disgrace of this division? That would be you Sami Zayn. Besides the obvious sheep fucker jokes I can just go ahead and avoid you are an absolute disgrace and While I'm cleaning up this pathetic rubble that is this place..I'm going to come after you and take that beautiful yet tainted (Because of garbage champions such as yourself) Intercontinental Title away from you. And give this company a real champion that it deserves! Everything you thought you knew..Is about to change..Things are gonna get turned upside down and It will be for the Best..I’m Kenny Omega..And I approve of my message..Muhahahahah...
SOOL Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat Match
Adrian Neville vs Scott Steiner vs John Cena
Steiner immediately goes to ringside to get a mic.
Steiner goes back in the ring with the mic.
Steiner: I did just what I said I would Balor. I, the Genetic Freak came out the winner of the #1 contender match.
Steiner: So now, we can officially say it’s going to be The Genetic Freak vs The Face Paint Make-up wearin bitch at Wrestlemania.
Steiner: Now, this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump’s your hook up, HOLLA if ya hear me!
End of Show.
Longest Reign: 154 Days
