Post by Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho on Feb 2, 2016 15:08:23 GMT -5
Event: Monday, February 2nd, 2016
Detroit, Michigan!
Royal Rumble Revenge Match
Mark Henry vs Ryback
After a hour long battle back and forth Mark Henry comes out victorious with a huge win over Ryback Via World strongest slam to remain undefeated since his return to sool months ago.
Teddy Long walks out in a t-shirt, and sweat pants. He dances at the top of the ramp. He chuckles, and begins to walk down the ramp. He walks to the other side of the ring, and grabs a mic then begins to speak as he gets into the ring.
.:Teddy Long:.
Holla! Holla! HOLLA PLAYAS! Now I know I am the assistant GM on Smackdown, but at The Royal Rumble something happened that needs to be dealt with. Take a look up at the titantron...
Teddy looks up there, and watches the video with the fans of him being RKOed
Teddy Long clinches his teeth together in anger
.:Teddy Long:.
Now I don't care which way you choose to handle this Randy... You can either come down here and get your ass whipped by me or you come out here and apologize to me. Now Randy.. come on down here, and make your choice. For the sake of keeping your career in tack I insist you should take choice number two, because I know for DAMN sure playa I can beat your ass.. You just come on down here and try dat shit one more time.
Teddy awaits for Randy in the ring...
Chris Jericho appears at the top of the stage with a mic in his hand ready to address Teddy.
Chris Jericho: Are you kidding me? You senile old fool. Listen here grandpa, this isn't Smackdown, and this isn't the streets. This is RAW and I run the show, not you. How dare you come here uninvited and demand anything from my superstars. Why didn't you come to me first about your problem?
.:Teddy Long:.
Playa wait just a minute... Don't take that tone with me... You saw what happened at the Royal Rumble with that snake fucker purposely ran out of the ring, and RKOed me. I demand an apology. I am not a joke playa. Where I grew man we don't run, and complain to our higher ups. We face them face head on! I am not just gonna sit back Jericho, and let him laugh at me.
Chris Jericho: Oh yeah, "Playa." I understand that you're upset but what I want you to answer is this. What were you even doing out there? You're the Smackdown Ass...*Jericho clears his throat* ..excuse me. You're the Smackdown Assistant General Manager, that match was between two RAW superstars, so you had no business being out there. So what the Hell we're you doing out there in the first place? Maybe you were just in the wrong place in the wrong time. Orton was getting frustrated that he wasn't able to put down Cena and he took out on someone and you just got bit by the Viper. So maybe you only have yourself to blame for what happened to you.
Teddy chuckles
.:Teddy Long:.
AHHHHH HELLL NAW! Playa you did not just call me an ass.. The reason why I was out there I was scouting talent for Smackdown. I am a smart man, and I handle business well. That's why Stephanie keeps me around. She knows I know what's best for buisness, and what I am starting to think it's best for business is to kick your ass Jericho! We are supposed to be General Managers, and help build this company to be even better than it was before. Your treating me with this disrespect.. I am gonna have to beat the respect into you.
Chris Jericho: What? I'm the greatest Champion that SOOL has ever seen. You wouldn't last a few minutes in the ring with me. Make you need to calm yourself down and take your blood pressure medication. You want a fight? Why don't you conduct yourself like an actual businessman and handle business properly and not like some thug. You know what...
Just then Randy Orton slides into the ring behind Teddy Long as Teddy turns around Orton takes Long down with the Lou Thesz press and pummels Teddy. Orton picks up Teddy, looks him in the face, shouts Welcome to RAW, and then plants him with a vicious RKO! Teddy is down and out as Orton leaves the ring and the camera then shows Jericho shrug as he couldn’t care much about Teddy as the camera fades to a commercial break.
Triple Threat Match
Sin Cara vs Enzo Amore vs Antonio Cesaro
Singles Match
Sami Zayn vs Scott Steiner
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Steiner leans over the ropes.
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Steiner: Gimme a fuckin mic!
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Ring side hands Steiner a mic.
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Steiner: Cut my music!
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Steiner: Everybody know, wants to know who the trailer park trash is who wrote that Power 10 rankings. Because obviously that stupid basement dwelling piece of fat shit doesn’t know what I’m capable of. See my freaks are worldwide, and worldwide they know what the Big Bad Booty Daddy can do.
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Steiner: See at the Royal Rumble, when I first heard that my next opponent was gonna be that pencil neck Sami Zayn. I already knew that he didn’t stand a chance.
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Steiner: See if he was in a normal match against someone else he would have a 50% chance of winnin. But ya see I’m a GENETIC FREAK. So, since im not normal that cuts his chances in half. So, you now take his 25% chance of winnin and you take my 75% winnin, and since my freaks are at ringside you add 69% to my chances of winnin. See going into this match I already had a 144% chance of winnin.
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Steiner: So for that fat some bitch that didn’t put me in the Power 10. Just know, you are looking at the number 1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship.
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Steiner: This goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump’s your hook up, HOLLA if ya hear me!
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Scott Steiner and his 2 freaks head up the ramp and to the back.
*RAW continues with co-general manager, Chris Jericho in the ring ready for what seems to be another edition of the Highlight Reel. Jericho begins to address the crowd.*
Chris Jericho: Welcome everyone to RAW is JERICHO! We are all still fresh off the heels of a big night of what was a solid Royal Rumble pay per view for SOOL. However, as the co-leader of all things RAW is WAR, I feel as if the RAW side of things could have been better. Firstly, the Masters of the Universe failed to capture the tag team titles. No RAW superstar won the Royal Rumble match and most disappointing was the turn of events from the SOOL Championship match. Congratulations to Finn Balor, but he is not what everyone is talking about. This is what brings me to my guest for this evening, the man of the hour, ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you, Roman Reigns.
*Roman doesn’t waste much time coming down through the crowd and into the ring. Chris Jericho begins to speak to Roman.*
Chris Jericho: Now a few weeks ago, when your Smackdown contract expired and you chose not to re-sign with them, I welcomed you back to RAW to let you have a clean slate. However, what in the Hell do you think you were doing last night?
Roman Reigns: Next question........
Chris Jericho: That’s it? You have nothing else to say about it? You single handedly ruined the SOOL Championship match. Why did you do it? Why did you screw Dolph Ziggler? I don’t care that it was Dolph that you screwed over. Hell he had that coming to him ever since he stole my Intercontinental Championship, but my problem is with you inserting yourself in my brand’s world title match. Do you know how bad that makes us look? Can you explain yourself? No, I demand that you explain yourself.
Roman Reigns: I don't "take" demands from ANYONE!
Chris Jericho: Oh what you think that this is some kind of a joke? You think you don’t owe me an answer? You think you can just do whatever the Hell you like whenever you damn well feel like it? It simply doesn’t work that way Roman. Tell me why I shouldn’t just fire you right now and send you packing? Why should I care about Roman Reigns at all?
Roman Reigns: Let me set one thing straight between me and you, I don't give a rats ass who you are, I'll do what I want WHEN I want! and if you've got a problem with that, then step up and make a move Chris, I DARE YOU!
Chris Jericho: Look Roman, maybe we’ve gotten off on the wrong foot here. I don’t want us to be enemies. We need to stick together here. With Bragging Rights coming up, I need the entire RAW roster to fall in line and be prepared to take down all of the Smackdown scum. You see Roman, we can work together. You remember the days of the Corporation. We were on the same team once, and now we can come together again to dominate everyone. I brought you back here because I know that with you in the RAW fold, that Smackdown doesn’t stand a chance. So what do you say, let’s bury Smackdown and…
*Just then Jericho is interrupted by none other than the General Manager of Smackdown herself, Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie appears at the top of the stage with a mic in her hand.*
Stephanie McMahon: Who are you calling Smackdown "scum?" The only scum I see around here is Randy Orton. How dare you allow him to put his hands on my assistant GM once again. Why don't you have a little more control over your superstars. You clearly don't which is why Roman was able to interrupt your SOOL title match. You know I have a history with Roman, maybe you can't see it, Chris. Roman was just on Smackdown, why would I let him go back to RAW after trading for him? Roman may be a Smackdown spy if you think about it Chris and here you are looking to make a pact with him. Hmm, maybe trust no one Chris because as it is known RAW is WAR but as of right now, Smackdown is here to say... We declare WAR on RAW!
*Stephanie grins as she walks away knowing that she has cast some doubt upon Jericho. Jericho isn't sure what to make of the situation as he doesn't know if Roman is a full fledged member of his brand. Jericho tries to ask Roman to answer and deny the accusations, but Roman simply tells Jericho to believe whatever he wants and walks away as well. RAW then fades to the final commercial break of the evening.*
Adrian Neville comes out on to the smoke strike his trademark pose
The arena erupts with cheers for Adrian. He stops at the top of the ramp, and he smiles looking out into the SOOL universe. The fans begin to chant.
.:Fans:.
BETTER THAN CENA! BETTER THAN CENA! BETTER THAN CENA!
Adrian nods as he smile grows bigger. He pulls a mic out of the back of his trunks, and begins to speak
.:Adrian Neville:.
Now Cena listen to that. You know what that sound is? That is the sound of someone actually being liked around here. This paper view coming up Bragging Rights I feel is unnecessary. We are already have the better show.. why do we have to prove it? It just prolongs old Johnny boy getting the shit beaten out of him. I am unlike anything he has ever face. I despise him, and I want to make sure he never gets a title shot again. I believe after our fight, and trust me when I say this we ARE going tom fight. I will make sure he knows these younger guys are way out of his league. That's probably why he started doing that stupid springboard stunner. To stay relevant, and prove he isn't just a one trick pony.
Neville starts walking down the ramp
.:Adrian Neville:.
But the truth is John your not a one trick pony. You have 4 other tricks plus that one. You know shoulder block, shoulder block, spin out powerbomb, five knuckle shuffle, and the F U. Time and time again people always somehow always fall for it. If you dare try that against me you better be ready to be planted on your neck with a German Suplex.
Adrian laughs as he gets into the ring
.:Adrian Neville:.
Your are not the hero they want! The fans have spoken John, and they want me to be their hero. It's time to hang up your fucking sneakers, and your jean shorts. Your time in SOOL is about be the past as I take the spot of the true hero of wrestling, and saving it from you. You rot kids minds around the world thinking your actually a good wrestler. They don't know what wrestling is until they see me in action. Which they will be able to do right now as I take on Baron Corbin. Watch as I show you what real wrestling is!
Adrian puts down the mic and waits his opponent to walk out
Singles Match
Baron Corbin vs Adrian Neville
End of Show.
Longest Reign: 154 Days
