Show #120: Raw is War Results [01/11/2016]
Jan 11, 2016 18:07:29 GMT -5
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Event: Monday, January 11th, 2016
Cut and Shoot, Texas!
Interviewer: Hey Steiner can I get a word with you before you go out for your match against Shane Douglas tonight.
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Steiner: You mean that no talent jobber. All I got to say is this punk doesn’t stand a chance. And after this I will only be closer to obtaining that IC title gold that I deserve.
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Steiner: Now, I got a bitch to beat.
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Steiner walks off camera to head out to the ring for his match with Shane Douglas up next.
Singles Match
Scott Steiner vs Shane Douglas
Steiner leans over the rope to ring side.
Steiner: Gimme a fuckin mic!
Guy at ring side hands Steiner a mic.
Steiner: Shane Douglas you talk about franchising well guess what you white trash jabroni. I just Steinersized your ass in less than 3 minutes. Maybe this jobber should go back to wrestling in bingo halls and rodeos because this is where the big boys play. At least there he don’t need to pay to get his ass handed to him. I don’t know where he got the idea that he is championship material. But everyone here witnessed that your nothing but a fat washed up piece of shit. (points down at Douglas) Now, I’m gonna stop wasting my time with this enhancement talent trash, and go back to my hotel room with my freaks. Because everyone knows there’s nothing finer then Scott Steiner!
Steiner: This goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump’s your hook up, HOLLA if ya hear me!
Steiner heads up the ramp and to the back.
*The SOOL crowd anticipates the next match and their patience is rewarded with the all familiar sights and sounds of their favorite superstar's entrance theme and video*
*Moments pass by and the crowd is hyped for the arrival of SOOL's Superman and finally the man of the hour appears.*
*As Cena is in the ring he tosses his shirt and hat deep into the crowd as they are cheering louder than they have for anyone they've seen tonight. Then Cena's music ends and he grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and he begins to speak to them.*
[John Cena]
I’m here in Cut and Shoot, Texas and I’m looking to cut and shoot down Randy Orton here tonight. However, guess what? Surprise, surprise… Randy Orton is not here tonight. I’m looking for him, and Finn Balor is looking for him and he’s ducking both of us. I told him to show up and just speak to me, man to half a man here tonight and he decided to take a vacation day. It pisses me off that he openly shows that he’s afraid of me… MARK my words that he IS AFRAID OF me and he will heED these words. You can run and hide tonight, but the fact of the matter is that you won’t be able to hide from me come the Royal Rumble. I’m going to beat you down boy, so bad that you won’t be able to compete in the Royal Rumble match so that’ll be one less guy I have to dump out over the top rope on my way to winning the whole thing… But that’s then and I’m here tonight looking for a fight, so if there is anyone out there listen up… because if you want some, then come get some.
Cena lowers the microphone and begins to pace back and forth as he awaits any random opponent to answer his open challenge right now. Then as Cena waits a bit longer, his challenge is answered as the following theme begins to play…
*The peeps erupt into a frenzy as none other than the SOOL Hall of Famer Christian is here. Cena looks a bit caught off guard as he awaits Captain Charisma’s arrival in the ring, as he runs the ropes, preparing for the match. Christian finally appears at the top of the stage and the crowd is ecstatic to see him.*
*Christian makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring and makes eye contact with Cena. Christian climbs the top rope and removes his hood and poses with a smile for all his peeps. He then removes his jacket and is ready for the match.*
Singles Match
John Cena vs Christian
The bell rings and both men approach one another and begin the match with a sign of good sportsmanship by shaking hands. The two men then circle the ring and then lock up in the center. Both men seem to be in a bit of a struggle, but then Cena transitions with a go behind with a rear wastelock. Christian wastes no time in countering with his veteran craftiness and pops his hips, drops to one knee, and sends Cena rolling forward with a variation of an arm drag. Cena gets back up and locks up with Christian yet again, and once more Cena advances to an armbar wrench. Christian then pulls in Cena and sends him into the ropes, and Cena rebounds and gets hit by a shoulder block from Christian.
Cena got knocked back but not down, Christian quickly sweeps the legs of Cena and covers him for a count of one. Cena gets back up and charges Christian, Christian throws a clothesline, and Cena ducks it and dashes towards the opposite ring ropes. Christian turns around and Cena returns the favor by hitting Christian with a light shoulder block, but Christian goes down. Christian gets up and knows that Cena would win the battle of strength, so Christian approaches Cena more cautiously, but yet still focused. Cena approaches Christian for another lock up, but Christian dropkicks Cena in the right knee and Cena goes down fast, as the kick was unanticipated. Christian now has gained a slight upper hand.
Cena begins to get up and Christian follows up his attack with a low dropkick to Cena's head. Christian then drops an elbow to the middle of Cena's back. Christian lifts Cena up and knees him in the gut and then drops Cena with a neckbreaker. Christian then sits Cena up and starts driving his elbow into Cena's shoulder, neck and head and he then applies a chin lock onto Cena. Christian tightens his grip and wrenches on Cena's neck and Cena winces in pain and discomfort. Christian can fill the the "never give up" attitude of Cena coursing through his veins, so Christian releases Cena and then dropkicks Cena in the back to keep him down.
Christian kicks Cena in the back and then lifts him upright. Christian measures Cena and hits him with a perfect dropkick. Christian then goes to pick up Cena, but Cena pushes him away and responds by punching Christian multiple times. Christian strikes back twice, but then Cena stops him with a gut kick, followed by a powerful backbreaker. Christian goes down as Cena regains his posture, and lifts Christian off of the mat. The two trade punches again until Cena lands a solid left hook that staggers Christian, so Cena capitalizes and drops Christian with a fisherman suplex. Christian begins to sit up, but then Cena stays on top of him by executing a neck snap on Christian. Christian falls back to the mat as Cena stands back up.
Christian gets back up, and Cena quickly Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, however, Christian springboards out of the corner and connects with a cross body onto Cena. Captain Charisma kicks Cena twice and allows him to stand, but Cena tries to quickly clothesline Christian. Cena is moments away from connecting but Christian counters with a hurricanrana. Both men get up and Christian knocks down Cena with a spinning wheel kick. Christian positions Cena towards the corner, and then Christian climbs the turnbuckle and dives off with a moonsault. Christian flies through the air, but crash lands as Cena rolled out of the way just as Christian was about to connect. Christian rolls in pain as Cena uses the ropes to get up.
*Chants of Christian and let's go Cena erupt throughout the arena as both Hall of Famers are big fan favorites.*
Cena gets Christian up slams him head first into the nearest turnbuckle. Cena does it again, but Christian blocks it by elbows Cena in the face. Christan faces Cena and leans in the corner, Cena sees Christian taking a breather, so he charges him. Christian was anticipating him, so he ducks under the ropes and allows Cena to crash into the turnbuckle. As Cena bounces off the turnbuckle, Christian hangs back and kicks his feet into Cena's face. Christian re-enters the ring and sees Cena staggering backwards, so Christian goes for a Killswitch, but as he slowly turns Cena, Cena counters into an FU by turning Christian towards him. Christian escapes the FU and quickly grabs a hold of Cena from behind and drills him with the Killswitch. Christian covers.
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2!!
Cena gets his shoulder up!!!
Christian is disappointed but not in shock, as he knew Cena would be tough to beat. Christian continues the attack on Cena by stomping away at him, but then Cena rolls to safety near the ropes. Christian then lets Cena get to his feet and charges him with a clothesline. At the last second, Cena ducks it and send Christian over the top rope and on to the floor with a back body drop. Cena takes a quick moment to himself and then pursues Christian on the outside. Cena stomps the leg of Christian and then lifts him up and slams him face first into the ring apron. The referee has started his count at he yells one! Cena attempts to do it again but Christian blocks it and sends Cena's head into the apron.
2!
Christian hits Cena with a European uppercut creating space between them.
3!
Cena is dazed, and Christian charges at him for an elbow smash.
4!
Cena sidesteps Christian and takes him down with a drop toe hold.
5!
Cena instinctively applies the STFU onto Christian!
6!
Cena wrenches it in tight, as he is oblivious to the ref's count.
7!
Christian begins to struggle, and Cena realizes that they are on the outside.
8!
Christian taps out, then Cena releases and darts back inside the ring.
9!
Cena slides back out of the ring to break the count.
Cena lifts Christian and throws him back into the ring, and Cena slides in after him. Christian begins to get up, as he is in some serious pain, but just as he is about to stand straight up, Cena brings him down with a patented throwback. Cena then gets up and walks to the corner as he ascends to the top rope and awaits for Christian to get up. As he sits perched on the rope, he eyes the perfect opportunity and dives off. The cameras in the audience, as they all captured Cena hitting Christian clean across the back of the head with a diving leg drop. Cena gets up and lifts Christian, but Christian drops Cena with an enziguri. The move came out of nowhere, as it appeared to be done out of pure desperation and instinct.
Christian gets up and begins to pummel Cena, and then he picks him up and drops Cena across his knee with a gutbuster. Cena begins to get up, but Christian begins to shine and brings Cena down by means of a flying head scissors. Cena is down and Christian makes him pay, by lifting Cena by his leg and slamming him down, knee first into the mat. Cena is hurting, and Christian can sense a victory as he soccer ball kicks Cena right in the ribs as he was trying to get up. Christian begins to lift Cena, but with a surge of energy Cena lifts Christian onto his shoulders for an FU, but Christian escapes and falls behind Cena again. Christian immediately grabs Cena and drops him with a reverse DDT.
Christian takes a minute to gather himself, then he brings Cena up to his feet. Christian sends Cena in to the ropes, as Cena rebounds off, Christian leapfrogs over Cena. Cena bounces back and catches Christian off guard when he turned around, by hitting him with a flying shoulder block. Christian gets up and faces Cena, but Cena delivers a second flying shoulder block. Christian gets up once more, and faces Cena but Cena isn't in front of him, Cena has slipped behind him. Cena grabs Christian from behind and lifts high, then slams him down with the sit out powerbomb. Cena walks right over for the 5 kunckle shuffle, and after he poses, Cena hits it perfectly. Cena then gets Christian up and throws him down with a FU! Cena covers Christian.
1!!!!
2!!!!!
3!!!!!!
John Cena's celebration, and theme is cut short as it doesn’t even play. Silence falls in the arena, and Cena looks around very confused. A new theme song begins to play.
Adrian Neville walks out with a mic in hand, and receives a huge pop from the crowd.
Adrian raises the mic up to his lips, and begins to speak. While staring down John Cena.
.:Adrian Neville:.
Hey John! Your probably wondering why I am out here during your time. Well it's simple John. I hate the idea that your this big super hero to all of the children out there..
The women, and children begin to boo really loud
.:Adrian Neville:.
The REAL wrestling fans out there hate your guts. I hate the fact your put upon this pedestal like no one can beat you. I can name a guy, who was here in SOOL for a short last run, who beat you. Then on my debuting match here in SOOL I beat him. His name was Jimmy Jacobs if you remember correctly. I mean it all maybe a little fuzzy, because he did do his finishing move to you onto a steel chair. Let's face the facts Johnny Boy your old, washed up, and I believe it's about DAMN time someone new steps up to the plate as you fade away completely.
Adrian slaps his chest multiple times
.:Adrian Neville:.
I am the hero SOOL deserves. I am the hero SOOL needs.
A large amount of cheers are coming from the fans. Adrian points at John who is standing in the ring
.:Adrian Neville:.
Cena you have be crammed down the throat of all of these fans for years. It's finally time that comes to a stop.
A large portion of the male audience cheers
.:Adrian Neville:.
Don't get me wrong..
Adrian pauses, and looks around the arena.
.:Adrian Neville:.
I love coming out here, and wrestling for each and every single one of you here tonight, and watching at home, but I think it's clear I am better than John, but Somehow my matches get over looked because your in the building, and you don't understand how much that PISSES me off! I come out here every night, and give it my all but...
The male cheers are so loud its masking the boos coming from the young kids in attendance. Adrian looks down and grits his teeth together. He appears to be very angry, and begins to yell.
.:Adrian Neville:.
BUT.... I AM STILL OVERSHADOWED BY
Adrian points at John and yells with a snarly voice
.:Adrian Neville:.
YOU!
Adrian pauses, and the camera focuses on John's face to show he is completely shocked to hear what Adrian has to say. The camera turns back to Adrian, and a huge grin crosses the face of Neville.
.:Adrian Neville:.
I do not respect you John. You've had things handed to you time, and time again. When I've had to scratch, and claw my way to where I am now. To me, your one of the reasons why wrestling is slowly dying because no one else gets a chance, and the fans get tired of always seeing you. You automatically make it a popularity contest around here. That will come to an end after I beat you Cena. I will prove to the whole world that I am better than you, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. I don't care if your fighting Randy at this upcoming ppv. I will cut the head off of the viper myself in order to get to end you Cena. Once, and for all. I am pretty sure SOOL would be a better place without you anway. Hell Shawn, I know your listening maybe you should just fire John. SOOL's ratings would probably come back up with all of the old wrestling fans returning with the good news that he was fired, but we all know better than that. I think to get what I want I have to severally injure you John, and as bad as it sounds I will do it with pleasure. I can not wait for our fight. Then you will see what a true hero really is. Until then John.. you better try to get that one last accomplishment before our fight cause afterwards.. You will never be able to wrestle again...
Adrian smiles as he drops the mic
He taunts Cena by doing the famous "You can't see me" taunt. Adrian laughs as the camera fades to black.
Singles Match
Mickie James vs Asuka
*RAW is WAR continues as a prerecorded interview with Ed Gonzalez is beginning to play. Ed seems to be at a meet and greet with SOOL Superstar Sheamus.*
Ed Gonzalez: Ed Gonzalez here, SOOL's top interviewer and I got another good one for you today. I'm here with the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship, Sheamus. My man, how are you?
Sheamus: I'm good really good Ed I mean how can you not be good when you got an golden opportunity.
Ed Gonzalez: I got to start by congratulating you on the big win two weeks ago to become the number one contender. It was a big win for you and now you got a guaranteed title match at the Royal Rumble pay per view. What are your thoughts about your win?
Sheamus: When they first told me about the Invitation I was like wow but what's the catch? They said no catch everyone in the match was given a entrant number by random. It was just a sweet opportunity to go out there and compete for a chance at one of my favorite titles here. I won't lie that moment when I realize I won I was shocked. I mean I've been in a slump lately so sitting there drained and hearing the ring announcer say that I won was a amazing and hungering moment for me.
Ed Gonzalez: Now, I will ask about Sami Zayn, but man who knows what's going on with him. He was abducted by the Wyatt family after retaining the title against Baron Corbin at Cyber Sunday and we haven't seen him since. We don't even know if he will show up for the title match with you. He may forfeit and you could be potentially be the uncrowned Intercontinental Champion right now. What are your thoughts on that?
Sheamus: To be honest I want Sami there and at a 100% So I can kill him and show everyone that I can win when it matters most. I don't care what Wyatt is doing with him. Now I sure as hell don't want the title to be handed to me or have to wait for another opponent to be chosen. So I hope he shows up and is ready to go. So that when I'm done with Sami Zayn InZyan won't just be a saying on a T-Shirt. I plan on kicking the sense out of him.
Ed Gonzalez: Alright, well let's just say if he were to show up and actually defend the title against you at the Royal Rumble, how do you feel about the match?
Sheamus: I won't be political here I going to shoot straight for the heart. I don't like him he acts one way to the crowd and completely different in the back. He's always been out for himself and don't get me wrong in this business you have to be. The is nothing more then a child. Sami Let me say this you're a boy while I'm the man when Royal Rumble comes I'll Plant your ass with a Fiery Red Hand.
Ed Gonzalez: I see... I got one last topic to discuss, and that's your match tonight. It's an intriguing triple threat match. We have the man that Zayn beat for the title versus the man that Zayn recently defended the title against versus the man that Zayn will defend the title against next. Sheamus, you're going to be facing JBL and Baron Corbin tonight. Tell me what you think about this match tonight?
Sheamus: This is a one on one JBL isn't even a factor in this match so it'll be two monsters fighting it out in the middle of that ring Corbin all I want to say to you is when you're falling in and out of consciousness you'll remember hearing one thing and that's me standing over you and that has-been JBL Screaming ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED.
Ed Gonzalez: Sounds good Sheamus. Well best of luck to you in your quest to become the next Intercontinental Champion. Now I'm getting the Hell out of Texas.
*The camera then fades back to ringside for the next scheduled match.*
The camera pans to a dark room where only the whites of Balor's eyes can be seen.
{Balor}
I played by the rules ever since I emerged from Finn's body. I showed up to the slaughterfest you want to call my matches. I show up, I beat the guy in style, I leave. I have done that for three months. And for three months I remained Undefeated in one on one action.
Balor's eyes widen a little.
{Balor}
I played by the rules. And then I faced someone who DOESN'T play by the rules. Randy Orton cheated his way to my first "Loss". Yes, even though my hand was clearly on the ropes People are saying that I loss. It weighed heavy on my mind for a while. But finally...I've come to peace. If people are that desperate to see me knocked off that they'll call that a win there isn't much I can say. Randy beat me I guess.
Balor's eyes shut only to snap back open.
{Balor}
So if this is it then I guess I'm gonna have to take all my fury out on Ryback. I'm gonna go out there and dominate and show exactly why i'm the man to beat not here on Raw, not here in SOOL, i'm the Best in the World. And I'm gonna show everyone why Dolph's time is ticking. Tick tock Dolph. Tick tock.
Balor's eyes shut, putting the room in darkness as the camera pans somewhere else.
Non-Title Match
SOOL Champion, Dolph Ziggler vs Adrian Neville
The roof practically comes off the arena as the intro to the Wyatt Family sounds off. The lights die as it hits, the crowd holding up their cell phones. The crowd is full of mixed reactions.
The theme plays, the crowd clapping with the beat of the theme, the fireflies all around. The camera moves to the entryway, revealing Bray Wyatt, lantern in hand. His face is solemn, a giant shadowing him as he walks down the ramp. Behind him is also Abigail, only seem by the flashing lights of cameras. Wyatt makes it down to the ring, entering it, his family behind him. He takes his lantern and sets it near the center of the ringmas Abigail takes the Intercontinental Title and lays it across the center of the ring. The lantern illuminates the title as Wyatt turns to the crowd, standing over the belt.
{{Bray Wyatt}}
Can you hear it?
Wyatt says, looking down at the belt.
{{Bray Wyatt}}
The whispers? The rumors? The lies? All the things surrounding what I did? When I shook the foundation, and stole poor Sami right from his home, here in between these four walls? I was revived. Laying before me is the heart and soul, of Sami Zayn. The thing, that he wants more than anything else. The thing, that keeps him alive. And here we are, with one, but not the other. Sami Zayn, is dead. He doesn't exist in this world any longer. He now exists as a legend. A story, that parents will tell their kids to terrify them. The story of God, taking the soul of an innocent. A man, who wanted nothing more than to entertain. But slain before his time. Decimated, and captured. Tortured, and laughed at by the single most powerful entity in the world. This universe, we live in, IS MINE!
Wyatt pauses, letting the crowd erupt in mixed reactions.
{{Bray Wyatt}}
For far too long have I waited in the shadows. Waiting for things to change. At a time, I made them change, man. And now, I rise. I rise and take back what is rightfully mine. My throne atop this world. My domain. Take back what I have earned! The fairytales of this place being safe and fun, are over! For there is no happiness, no safety, no humor, and no heroes when I look down upon this kingdom, MY, kingdom. When I look, people bow. When I speak, people listen. When I move, people watch. For I am the forsaken one. The Messiah! The preacher of pain. I am, God. I AM BRAY WYATT! EATER OF WORLDS! AND I, HAVE, RETUR-
The Crowd erupts as Sami Zayn runs down towards Wyatt and Abigail, he slides into the ring and stares Wyatt down, Wyatt laughs and holds out his arms as if hes embracing Zayn.....
The crowd boos loudly but stops almost instantly when they see Zayn hold his arms out and drop to his knees, Wyatt walks over to him and places his hand on Zayns head as he then Sister Abigails him, Wyatt picks Zayn up and carrys him into the back as Abigail grabs the Intercontinental Championship, the crowd is in complete shock and silence as they witness Wyatt disapear into the back with Zayn.
Singles Match
Finn Balor vs. Ryback
End of Show.
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