Show #115: RAW is WAR Results [11/30/2015]
Nov 30, 2015 19:58:11 GMT -5
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Event: Monday, November 30th, 2015
Boring, Oregon!
*RAW is WAR begins and instead of the pyrotechnics going off… JBL’s music begins to play and the crowd begins to boo.*
*JBL walks right out from the back and he is very upset with everything as he storms down to the ring and is determined to regain his Intercontinental Championship. He enters the ring and he isn’t in the mood to talk as he’s ready to simply compete tonight. RAW’s announce team of Dante LaBrie and Chris Seal begins to speak*
Dante LaBrie: Well, welcome everyone to RAW is WAR live from… where the frick are we Chris?
Chris Seal: Boring, Orgeon, Mate.
Dante LaBrie: Oh God. I’m not even going to bother, but I’m just glad JBL saved us some money tonight by foregoing the waste of money opening fireworks here tonight.
Chris Seal: Well, I don’t think he had that in mind. I just think he’s out here because he’s pissed off and wants his title back.
Dante LaBrie: I’m sure, as he is competing in the second annual Intercontinental Championship number One Contender’s Tournament, which begins tonight. Eight man will be competing tonight for the right to advance in the tournament to gain the opportunity to challenge, the new IC Champ, Sami Zayn in three weeks at Cyber Sunday.
Chris Seal: It should be exciting, LaBrie. I’m guessing JBL is taking the initiative as he is looking to start this tournament tonight as he is facing Roman Reigns here in the first round.
Round 1 Match
JBL vs. Roman Reigns
Chris Seal: How do you see this one playing out tonight Dante?
Dante LaBrie: I got to go with JBL here tonight. I think he’s determined to regain the title that Sami Zayn took from him at Survivor Series last night and he wants to prove it was a fluke. Besides, I think Reigns is bordering on irrelevancy. Bigelow destroyed him at Halloween Havoc and I though he was done after that. I’m shocked he even got this opportunity.
*Roman Reigns’ theme begins to play as JBL is ready to face him.*
*After a moment or two pass, Shane McMahon walks out onto the stage instead of Roman Reigns. JBL is confused by Shane’s appearance. Shane calls for the music to end as he raises a microphone up to his mouth and begins to address JBL and the SOOL audience.*
Shane McMahon: I have an announcement and an apology to make right now. I know, JBL that you were looking to go head to head with Roman Reigns tonight, however that won’t be the case. Roman Reigns wasn’t supposed to be in this tournament. Someone in the production truck in charge of graphics made a mistake ipso-facto it led to a few morons getting fired earlier this evening and I just didn’t have time to notify you of the situation which is why I’m here now. I just informed Roman and he is aware of the scenario and now I’m just going to say sorry to you, JBL. This isn’t what you were expecting. Now for the inconvenience, I had thought of giving you a bye into the Semi-Finals of the Second Annual Intercontinental Championship Number One Contender’s Tournament but I just knew you wouldn’t want that and you’d prefer to prove yourself here tonight… So without any further delay... allow me to introduce to you, your opponent for this evening. RAW’s newest free agent acquisition…
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Chris Seal: The big guy is back in SOOL, Dante. This changes things drastically. I don’t think the monster known as Ryback is going to be stopped in SOOL as he was so dominant before. JBL may have a lot of money, so I hope he’s ready to put it where his mouth is tonight because I’m sure Ryback is looking to punch his teeth out.
Dante LaBrie: What? Well thank goodness Shane fired those incompetent employees but this isn’t fair. JBL had no chance to prepare for this match at all whatsoever. This is a travesty.
*Ryback makes his way down to the ring and he hasn’t taken his eyes off of JBL at all. JBL is irate at this situation as he begins to complain to the referee. However, Ryback enters the ring and the referee simply rings the bell signaling the beginning of this match.*
Round 1 Match
JBL vs. Ryback
Dante LaBrie: Ya see, that’s how pitiful this situation is. JBL was not prepared to take on that Neanderthal and he got screwed. Ryback knew who he was facing tonight and JBL didn’t, that was a tainted win.
Chris Seal: Let’s just be glad that the people responsible won’t be around to make any more mistakes. Anyhow, congratulations to Ryback and now let’s take a look at the updated tournament bracket with Ryback advancing.
Dante LaBrie: Yeah he advance to face the winner of the first round match-up between Bam Bam Bigelow and Sting. I’m sure Ryback won’t get past either of them since Sting or Bigelow will be able to properly prepare for him.
Chris Seal: Be that as it may, I’m excited to see how the rest of the first round shapes up tonight. I’m also looking forward to our main event tonight as RAW’s newest champions, Sami Zayn & Dolph Ziggler will square off in what will surely be a classic. I simply can’t…
*Chris Seal is interrupted by another superstars theme music as the camera zooms out to show who it is...*
Chris Seal: Let’s just be glad that the people responsible won’t be around to make any more mistakes. Anyhow, congratulations to Ryback and now let’s take a look at the updated tournament bracket with Ryback advancing.
Dante LaBrie: Yeah he advance to face the winner of the first round match-up between Bam Bam Bigelow and Sting. I’m sure Ryback won’t get past either of them since Sting or Bigelow will be able to properly prepare for him.
Chris Seal: Be that as it may, I’m excited to see how the rest of the first round shapes up tonight. I’m also looking forward to our main event tonight as RAW’s newest champions, Sami Zayn & Dolph Ziggler will square off in what will surely be a classic. I simply can’t…
*Chris Seal is interrupted by another superstars theme music as the camera zooms out to show who it is...*
Sasha Banks makes a her way down the ramp with swagger in her step. As she reaches the ropes she motions for the ref to be a gentleman and lower the ropes for her to enter. The ref does so and Sasha steps through into the ring. She is given a microphone and brings said Microphone to her lips
*Sasha Banks*
The boss of SOOL...has arrived.
Sasha Banks bask in all the attention that is being shined her way
*Sasha Banks*
It's been years since there has been a Woman's Division here in SOOL but it's back now, and it's better than ever now that it has Sasha Banks in it. You poor unfortunate people haven't had the pleasure of seeing someone as great as me in action but when you do, you'll be furious at what you've been missing out on. I'm beautiful.
Sasha flashes a dazzling smile at the crowd
*Sasha Banks*
I'm intelligent. And most importantly I'm dangerous. I'm the right Woman to rule over this division is once I'm done stepping over my opponents tonight, I'll be one step closer to claiming my throne at Cyber Sunday. So tonight you're all gonna witness me make quick work of the other "competitors". And you can BANK on that.
Sasha tosses the microphone as Raw fades to its first commercial break of the evening.
Singles Match
Triple H vs. Roderick Strong
Chris Seal: I got to admit folks that was quite the impressive debut for Roderick Strong here tonight after defeating quite the decorated champion. This was also Triple H’s return to RAW and who knows his frame of mind since he forfeited the Intercontinental title a few months back.
Dante LaBrie: Screw Triple H. I don’t who this Strong guy is but I’m glad he beat Triple H. I was happy when he got fired and I’m unhappy that he’s back. He doesn’t deserve to be back after he disgraced that title, which he stole from Shinsuke Nakamure in the first place. A complete and utter travesty...
Dante LaBrie: Screw Triple H. I don’t who this Strong guy is but I’m glad he beat Triple H. I was happy when he got fired and I’m unhappy that he’s back. He doesn’t deserve to be back after he disgraced that title, which he stole from Shinsuke Nakamure in the first place. A complete and utter travesty...
*Dante stops talking as he see the lights cut out instantly with flashes of lights here and there*
As I walk down this road to victory alone, I am expecting bumps in this road, one of which came earlier then expected...I hate to sound cliche but I just have to pick myself up and get back on the road... Last night was a tough night, I had to go home and tell my wife that I am not good enough... I let everyone down... But now I have been given a second chance to prove that I still have it. and put all of that behind me.. Tonight I will face off against BamBam and hopefully I advance on to the next round... *The crowd starts to cheer* Now me and Bam do have some history, none of which is good on my end *Sting smirks, and begins to talk again, he begins to get louder and louder* Now Bam Im sure you and others in the back have noticed that I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE UP! I WILL FIGHT AND FIGHT AND FIGHT UNTIL I HAVE SOME FORM OF SUPERIORITY WRAPPED AROUND MY WAIST!... And I am sure you want this, but Im afraid you dont want it as bad as me.. I REFUSE TO LOSE TO A FAT FLAME HEADED SCUM LIKE YOU!!. *The crowd begins to boo* This darkness you see around me is what I see 24/7.. THIS IS ALL I SEE!.. THIS IS WHAT I LIVE!.. You wouldnt even be able to imagine some of the horrfic things Ive seen, so when I beat you to a bloody pulp and stomp those flames out I will have no mercy for you... Nothing personal just business... *The crowd begins to chant: STING STING STING STING STING STING*
Dante LaBrie: How dare Sting interrupt me! I don’t care if people interrupt you but no one should ever interrupt the undisputed voice of SOOL.
Chris Seal: I beg to differ on that. I get Sting though. He is upset and thriving to find success once again in SOOL. He’ll have a tough time against Bigelow tonight but I’m not counting Sting out at all. I’m really looking forward to that match. Speaking of matches, it’s time for our next match, where Roman Reigns is set to go one on one with Neville.
Dante LaBrie: Oh Lord, not those two. Can I use the bathroom now?
Singles Match
Adrian Neville vs. Roman Reigns
Chris Seal: A big win in a great match for Neville tonight. You could really see the fire in his eyes as he is on a war path. He’s been torn with his emotions when dealing with his frenemy Finn Balor.
Dante LaBrie: Who honestly gives a damn about Balor and Neville? They need to shove it with their best friend drama. Whether they fight or team up, I don’t think either one of them will be successful. Let’s look at the real matter which is Roman Reigns. He lost tonight as he would have lost to JBL earlier had that been the match. JBL should seriously file a complaint and get something done about it.
Chris Seal: You know, JBL should take his loss as a man as everyone in SOOL should be prepared for anything thrown their way. As for Neville and Balor, well why don’t you tell Balor to his face as his match with Kane is next.
Dante LaBrie: Who honestly gives a damn about Balor and Neville? They need to shove it with their best friend drama. Whether they fight or team up, I don’t think either one of them will be successful. Let’s look at the real matter which is Roman Reigns. He lost tonight as he would have lost to JBL earlier had that been the match. JBL should seriously file a complaint and get something done about it.
Chris Seal: You know, JBL should take his loss as a man as everyone in SOOL should be prepared for anything thrown their way. As for Neville and Balor, well why don’t you tell Balor to his face as his match with Kane is next.
Singles Match
Finn Balor vs. Kane
The fans begin to boo as the see the demon crawl around in the smoke
Adrian Neville emerges out of the smoke, and runs down the ramp then he grabs Balor as he is crawling on the ground to the ring. He grabs him by the waist, and locks his hands around his stomach. Adrian lifts Balor off the ground, and lets him dangle for a second. Balor is fighting to get over it, but a slight smirk crosses over the face of Adrian. Then with a swift motion he swings Balor between his legs and with the momentum he follows through with the swing, and german suplexs Balor on the steel ramp. The crowd erupts with excitement now that Adrian has finally got his hands on the demon. Balor now lies on the ground motionless. Adrian looks down at Finn's body with no regrets. Adrian now walks over to the ring announcer, and is handed a mic, and he begins to start walking back to Balor's body. He begins speaking, and his voice is a bit shaky of anger.
.:Adrian Neville:.
Now.. I really didn't want to do that, but you have forced my hand foul demon. I feel like you we're starting to forget about me.
Adrian grits his teeth
.:Adrian Neville:.
And I won't that happen, because I have unfinished business with you Balor. I won't let you just take my friends body for yourself. Seeing how Finn is unable to fight back. I have to do it for him, and I have noticed something with you, and that is that you not only have changed Finn, but you have changed me a bit as well.
Adrian squats near the demon's body looking down on him
.:Adrian Neville:.
See Balor you brought out this dark side of me, and it's a side I have never seen before. I never even knew it existed until now. I have never felt this kind of power before, and you know what... I kind of like. This sense of rage is almost soothing. As I hear you cry for pain demon it makes me feel a little better each time. I have been biting at the bits for my moment to strike, and I don't think you expect this for me. The "Good Guy of SOOL" I am a human being. If I am fucking angry at someone your damn right I want to beat the shit out of them, and it looks like I just made myself a man of my word.
Adrian stands up, and looks around the arena looking at the crowd.
.:Adrian Neville:.
Now you must all think I am slowly becoming a bad guy. No. No. No that's not the case at all I'm just evolving. I still love each, and every single one of you out there, but now I will not be walked all over. When someone says "jump" I say "Fuck you".
Adrian pauses and begins to start speaking again
.:Adrian Neville:.
Now back to you Balor.. You said your always listening... I know you can hear me right...
Adrian lies down on the ground next to Balor, and gets in his face
.:Adrian Neville:.
I want to fight you at Cyber Sunday, and If you know what's good for you. You better accept it, because if you don't I will keep jumping you until you realize I will refuse to go away. Now you have til next week to respond or You'll never make it down this ramp again without me close behind ready to drop you.
Adrian slowly gets up, and watches Balor walks away up the ramp still watching Balor.
Chris Seal: I was not expecting that from Neville. I told you he was upset and so frustrated that he finally let out all of his anger on Balor tonight in any way that he could. Oh, I can't wait to see them lock horns officially. I hope Balor accepts the challenge.
Dante LaBrie: I'll just say that Balor is lucky that Neville chased him out of here because I was two seconds away from telling him how much he sucked myself. Good, I'm glad he's out of here. Let's move on to the next match in the tournament tonight. It seems we have Hideo Itami going one on one with Sheamus... Oh no why is Sheamus in this? That should be Nakamura. That'd be an epic match.
Chris Seal: Oh bugger. I don't even know what to say anymore to you. Let's just get ready for another highly competitive contest in round one right now.
Round 1 Match
Hideo Itami vs. Sheamus
Chris Seal: What an impressive win for Hideo Itami. He has been impressive since debuting on RAW and he is now the second man to advance in the first round of tonight’s tournament.
Dante LaBrie: Impressive is not the word I would choose to describe his run as of late. Let’s see, he’s had matches against Enzo, Cass and now Sheamus. Whoop-dee-do, good for him for scraping off the bottom of the RAW barrel. Him winning, blah, let’s just look at the updated bracket now.
Chris Seal: Itami has advanced and will go on to face the winner of well either Erick Rowan or a mystery opponent. That could be anyone. Who do you think it could be?
Dante LaBrie: I think it would be best for business, if it were Nakamura. He would clean house in this tournament. It better be him. You know what though, we’ll see that later. As it’s time for the highly anticipated return of the SOOL Women’s Division. As we saw Sasha Banks earlier, she will be competing in a fatal four way match against Kharma, AJ Lee and Bayley.
Chris Seal: Yes it’s up next and it’ll be exciting as the winner will earn themselves a spot in the Women’s Championship match at Cyber Sunday.
Dante LaBrie: Impressive is not the word I would choose to describe his run as of late. Let’s see, he’s had matches against Enzo, Cass and now Sheamus. Whoop-dee-do, good for him for scraping off the bottom of the RAW barrel. Him winning, blah, let’s just look at the updated bracket now.
Chris Seal: Itami has advanced and will go on to face the winner of well either Erick Rowan or a mystery opponent. That could be anyone. Who do you think it could be?
Dante LaBrie: I think it would be best for business, if it were Nakamura. He would clean house in this tournament. It better be him. You know what though, we’ll see that later. As it’s time for the highly anticipated return of the SOOL Women’s Division. As we saw Sasha Banks earlier, she will be competing in a fatal four way match against Kharma, AJ Lee and Bayley.
Chris Seal: Yes it’s up next and it’ll be exciting as the winner will earn themselves a spot in the Women’s Championship match at Cyber Sunday.
Fatal 4 Way Match
Kharma vs Bayley vs AJ Lee vs Sasha Banks