Post by Commissioner Michaels on Oct 6, 2014 7:57:46 GMT -5
Live from: New York, New York!
October 5th, 2014
A portable camera turns on showing a close up view of Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns in the backstage area.
Seth Rollins moves the camera in really close so all that is seen is Rollins face as he begins to speak.
-Seth Rollins-
Tick tock, tick tock, Nest we are only mere minutes away and No Chance in Hell is here.
Dean Ambrose pulls the camera to his face then begins to speak.
-Dean Ambrose-
Nest, tonight's pay-per-view is aptly entitled, No Chance in Hell...and it quite perfectly sums up your chances of retaining the Tag Team Championships. Boys, tonight...those titles come home to The Corporation. Believe...that.
Seth Pulls the camera back to himself again.
-Seth Rollins-
You see this whole thing will all be over before you know it...there's nothing you can do to stop the inevitable from happening because the sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be.
Ambrose pulls the camera back towards himself again and speaks.
-Dean Ambrose-
Understand that YOU can't win...and WE can't lose! It's as simple as that...
Roman Reigns then pulls the camera over to himself and speaks.
-Roman Reigns-
The Hounds are coming for what belongs to them...we can't be stopped.
Seth Rollins begins to speak as he pulls the camera back to himself.
-Seth Rollins-
Like I said, the clock is ticking... your time is almost up, so savor those last few precious moments you have left because those belts will be ours very soon.
Roman Reigns pulls the camera to himself and speaks for the last time.
-Roman Reigns-
You've got No Chance in Hell...
Then Seth pulls the camera towards him then speaks his last words.
-Seth Rollins-
...Believe in The Corporation.
Seth then puts the camera on a box as Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns show their unity, the scene slowly fades to black as No Chance in Hell begins.
Tag Team Champions, The Nest vs. The Shield
As soon as that iconic theme hits, the arena explodes in a thunderous reception for The Viper, Randy Orton. He arrives to a mix of cheers and boos, as per the usual sort of thing. With a mic in hand, he leisurely walks down the ramp and rolls in the ring. He starts to speak.
Randy Orton:
I find it strange how fate seems to have led me on this path. After I made a mockery out of Bray Wyatt at Summerslam, I was uncertain as to what I could possibly do at No Chance in Hell......And once again, by Shane's good grace, I was given quite the opportunity. You see, what better way to live up to my Legend Killer moniker than to completely embarrass the one you call "The Icon", Sting? You see, Sting is a man who thrived about fifteen to twenty years ago, and even I was a fan of him much like the lot of you were. But there came a time where I realized that this man, this "Legend", was nothing more than a fraud. The thing you people fail to realize is that Sting is a man who found success.........on the shows that would eventually be bought out by The Corporation. What I'm trying to say is that Sting was only successful in the places where, quite frankly, it didn't really matter.
The fans start to boo him as Orton is making a statement that most would find blasphemous. Orton holds his hand up.
Randy Orton:
I know, I know. I completely understand the fact that the majority of you have a lot of respect for this man. But honestly, it doesn't matter what he's done in those other companies eons ago, what matters is the statement he's supposed to be making TODAY! And I don't see him saying a damn thing worth hearing nor do I see him winning a damn thing worth watching. So you can boo me all you want, but the fact is that I don't see him impressing me or anyone else anytime soon! But I do applaud Shane for putting me in this match, because I can finally add another Legend to the list of those I've utterly destroyed. So Sting, if you have the balls, why don't you come out and prove yourself for once against a former ACCOMPLISHED champion like myself!
Singles Match
Randy Orton defeated Sting via a punt.
Renee Young is standing by with The Reigning United States World Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas with a microphone in hand asking him some questions.
-Renee Young-
Shane Douglas Tonight you go one on one with The Big Red Machine Kane can I get your mindset going into this match with a demon such as Kane?
Shane Holds his United States Championship with his left hand then begins to speak into the microphone.
-Shane Douglas-
Well Renee tonight is a big night for us all to stick it to The Corporation but tonight for me is a challenge that I don't see myself overcoming. Kane is the Big Red Monster, he is the scariest man in The Corporation and hell he is the scariest man in SOOL today what am I kidding.
-Renee Young-
Tonight it seems the deck is stacked against you what are you going to do to keep Kane from winning tonight?
-Shane Douglas-
Well tonight Kane The ball could be in my court because I do have Champions advantage that means I could very well get Disqualified or counted out so unless your buddy Shane McMahon wants to make this match a No Holds Bared Match I don't see why I have to play by his rules and I don't see why anyone should have to play by his rules
-Renee Young-
Shane are there any last things you want to say?
-Shane Douglas-
Yeah There is see I've talked a lot about tonight why don't I talk about the future like lets talk about this Raw coming up because for the first time in SOOL history I challenge Chris Jericho live on RAW why you might ask its simple because I want to fight the best Champion in SOOL history and see how I stack up.
-Renee Young-
Well I wish you luck tonight and I hope get your match on RAW.
-Shane Douglas-
Thanks Beautiful ill talk to you soon.
Shane walks away from the camera view and Renee speaks for the last time.
-Renee Young-
Well its going to be a wild ride for Shane Douglas will he survive tonight I guess we will soon find out.
The Camera fades to black and the next segment begins.
United States Champion, Shane Douglas vs. Kane
Saxton
Please join me in welcoming The Hardcore Champion, The RATED R SUPERSTAR! Edge!
Edge comes into frame with the Hardcore title on his shoulder
Edge - Hardcore Champion
Thank you Byron
Saxton
So Edge, Austin has chosen a 3 Stages Of Hell match with the first stage being a Bar Fight, Then moving to a Tables match then if needed a Lumberjack match!
Edge - Hardcore Champion
Yeah, It's going to be a war, But a war He will not win, He's good just not as good as THE RATED R SUPERSTAR! I'am the ultimate opportunist! I will find an opportunity and capitalize on it, And trust me it's not a if I find one...I WILL find one, And when I do you'll see me the same way you see me now, As SOOL Hardcore Champion....
The crowd starts cheering after Edge's words
Saxton
Lets talk about all the stipulations shall we? Let start out with the bar fight match.
Edge - Hardcore Champion
It's going to be a brutal match, We'll have glass bottles, Pool sticks, Darts, Stools, Pool balls, Pool tables, Hell we may even have the creepy guy that sits at the back of the bar staring you down because He thinks you might swing that way, All I know is that I'm winning that bar fight.
Saxton
You seem confident, What about the Tables match?
Edge - Hardcore Champion
I THRIVE, I FEED on Hardcore matches, Tables, TLC, Flaming tables, Tacks, Even having to watch Extreme moments like that fool David Arquette winning the WHC, Or Mae Young Exposing herself on live T.V. My point being that He will go through a table, He won't win, And He will be broken afterwards....
Saxton
If it does come down to the Lumberjack match how do you like your odds?
Edge - Hardcore Champion
IF it comes down to it, Which it won't, I've made lots of enemies, But I have one constant friend who's always got my back, Adam Rose, Austin has not made any friends, Only enemies.... Unless you count his weird obsession with the ring bell guy, But if you ask me He's just sleeping with him. I don't know who all will be at ringside but I know for sure Rose will, A man who hates Austin for ruining our party and Rhodes a man who wants to prove something to me and a man who lets not forget Austin made fun of, Did everyone forget that little detail? Austin you're outnumbered, We may both get the hell beat outta us but at least I have a friend at ringside to help me through it, All you have is your little drummer boy that tosses you that cheap ass beer. See you soon Austin and good luck, You'll need it.
Edge walks off to get ready.
3 Stages of Hell
Hardcore Champion, Edge vs. Steve Austin
Waiting on video....
Edge defeated Steve Austin to retain his Championship.
*As the No Chance in Hell pay per view continues, the camera cuts away to an interview that was aired last night Larry King NOW, where Larry King interviewed SOOL superstar John Cena. The video cuts to a segment of Larry asking questions to Cena that he’s got from fans on social media.*
Larry King: Alright Cena I’ll now be asking you questions that have been sent in by the fans via social media. The first comes to us via Twitter where this guy, who has an awful Twitter name, is asking you… John Cena, “When will you turn heel?” … That certainly seems to be the most popular frequently asked question we’ve gotten about you.
John Cena || SOOL Hall of Famer: I don’t know… how to answer that honestly, and that’s because not only do I get asked that a lot, but I’m one of the few superstars who is quite the walking contradiction if I say so myself. You see in SOOL the good guys are referred to as baby faces and the crowd is supposed to cheer them. Whereas the bad guys are known as heels and the audience is supposed to boo them. However, my particular situation is that I’m portrayed as a baby face and yet many of the older males in the arena, if not all of them, boo me every night. They want me to be the bad guy, but I’m already getting booed… so then aren’t I already the bad guy?
Larry King: You know something, I never thought about it like that? Maybe they should be asking you when are you going to turn face. Hahaha. So how does the booing effect you and you’re ability to go out there and perform? How do you handle it?
John Cena || Former 3x World Heavyweight Champion: You know to be honest with you Larry… It doesn’t bother me at all. I mean it used to but then I finally realized something and when you think about it, I sort of take a heel mentality when it comes to my reaction towards how they respond to me. That is this that I am going to do whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want to do it. The point there being is that I get to be me out there each and every week regardless of who loves it or hates it. That way at the end of the day, I get to home both happy and proud of every performance I give out there in that ring unrelated to whether I win or lose.
Larry King: I got to admit that is a Hell of a way to live your life Mr. Cena. I applaud you for that because God knows that I sure as Hell couldn’t put up with that. I know I probably would have had to gone out and smack a few people in the mouth if they had said some of the things that they say to you. … Now you talk about feeling this way regardless of whether you win or lose, but doesn’t it just feel better when you win, especially something great like the World Heavyweight Championship?
John Cena || Former Intercontinental Champion: It’s like I said, I get to be me out there each and every week regardless of who loves it or hates it. Now sure winning a championship is always an accomplishment that should never be taken for granted, but championships are won and lost, and I have over a half dozen title reigns to my name, so personally speaking, the best part of it is knowing that I didn’t let a championship define me and my career, it’s always the other way around. I’m not trying to come off as cocky, but I am adamant about what I bring to the table every night. I never want to be that guy that’s just lucky to be at the table. I don’t even have to be at the head of the table, but what I want is for every to realize that when I show up they know that I’m bringing the goods to the table.
Larry King: That’s very admirable Cena. I can understand that as I strive to be who I am in my career. I want to be more than just another old schmo’ in suspenders, let me tell ya. You feel strongly about what you bring to a championship, but tomorrow night at the No Chance in Hell pay per view, I believe that you are fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship in the main event against Alberto Del Rio, Antonio Cesaro and the World Heavyweight Champion, Bray Wyatt. How do you feel about that and what do you think you’re chances are of winning?
John Cena || Former 2x United States Champion: Well other than the obvious one in four chance that I have, I don’t know what it’s going to be like tomorrow night. Those are hands down three of the best that SOOL has to offer and it’s a one fall to the finish so it’s anyone’s game. Any one of us could easily walk out as champion without a doubt in anyone’s mind. I’m confident in my abilities and know that I could win just as I’m sure the rest of them feel the same way, but someone’s got to win and we’ll see how it plays out. You know it seems like every other week that I’m fighting for the World title it seems but I never take it lightly and I plan on walking out the champion once again.
Larry King: Well I wish you the best of luck tomorrow night. I think you’re one of the best there is out there today and you would make a fine World’s champion as you have done so before in the past. Now we got time to take one more question from our fans via social media before we wrap things up here. So here we go via our facebook page, Mark from Chicopee, Massachusetts, wants to know, “Who is your favorite all-time wrestler to watch in the ring and why?”
John Cena || Former Hardcore Champion: I think some time ago, I would have said Shawn Michaels, but things have certainly changed these days. I’m not quite fond of how Shawn goes about his business these days and he isn’t a wrestler in the ring anymore, and personally I’m not going to choose a currently active guy to step on anyone’s toes right now, so it’s a toss-up between Mr. Anderson and CM Punk. I can enjoy watching them both because I can relate to their attitudes in a way in the ring, but that’s strictly in the ring and not outside. Outside is a whole other story. Those two guys, do what they want and don’t care what other people think about them at all whatsoever and by God they had the ability to back it up every single night win, lose or draw. I wish I had an opportunity to have one more match with Anderson but who knows he’s retired at this point in his career and same for Punk as I don’t know what his status is right now in SOOL. I think Punk may be having some lengthy contract negotiations with Dana White right now and I know what that’s like so I understand and I know he may not have been the same since he last lost the World title to one of his greatest rivals, Mr. Anderson. I mean I know how hard it is to try to bounce back after losing a world title to a big rival, I mean hell just Monday on RAW I had to relinquish the World title to my rival Bray Wyatt, so I feel his situation right now. We will ever see them in SOOL again? I don’t know, but I do know that there will never be anyone else who can be CM Punk or Mr. Anderson in SOOL again because those two guys were a one of a kind superstar that I personally am glad to know that I was a part of their era in SOOL and witnessed and competed first hand in some of the greatest battles in SOOL history with them and against them.
*The interview then cuts off as the camera cuts back to ringside for the next scheduled match of the evening.*
Extreme Rules Gauntlet Match
Irn Jew vs. Adam Rose
*The match begins and as they are about to lock up Rose backs up and goes around circle Gardo dancing. Adam stops and looks at Gardo and smiles pulls the sucker out of his mouth and offers to Gardo. Gardo slaps it out of Rose’s hand and kicks him in the gut and puts Rose in a head lock. Gardo walks towards the Ropes behind him to attempt to get leverage on Rose. Rose pushes him off and Gardo bounces off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and shoulder tackles Rose. Rose gets right back up to his feel and is met with another shoulder tackle. Gardo lifts up Rose back up to his and body slams him. Gardo quickly gets out the ring and heads outside to look underneath the ring and grabs a steel chair. Gardo quickly steps back in as Rose is getting back up to his feet. Gardo goes to swing the steel chair Rose sees it coming and rolls away> gardo gets angry and tries again but this time is met by Rose big booting the steel chair to hit Gardo in the face. Rose walks over quickly and picks up Gardo and irish whips him to the ropes as Gardo is coming back Rose picks him up for a spinebuster onto the steel chair. Gardo gets up quickly screaming in pain. When Gardo finally got up to his feet he found himself on the receiving end of a Party Foul onto the steel chair.*
*Colt Cabana is yelling at Gardo to kick out as Rose goes for the pin*
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*Rose wins the first match and he is not celebrating just yet he slowly turns around to look at Cabana who was already in the ring ready to fight. Adam smiles.*
Rose: Are you ready Cabana?
*Cabana nods*
*Rose and Cabana lock up and Cabana knees Rose in the gut right away. As Rose bent over to grab his stomach he got another knee to the side of the skull. Cabana picks up Rose and suplexs Rose onto the steel chair. Rose arches his back and grabs his back. Cabana lifts up Rose again body slams him onto the chair again. Cabana lifts up Rose to his feet and does the Colt 45 on to the steel cchair and cabana quickly goes for the pin*
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*Cabana and Gardo celebrate and leave and Rose sits there looking at the ground*
*Adam slowly gets up grabbing his ribs and looks very disappointed in himself and asks for a mic*
Rose: You know... I am on a string of bad luck lately... the past couple weeks I have lost every match handed to me. I feel as if I am letting my fans down.. *Rose looks down at the ground* I know I am better than this.. Why can't I just win... maybe i need something.... new? something to jump start me again... something to motivate me better? maybe I need a little help... maybe just maybe... I need a chance.. for gold? maybe that will solve this pathetic losing streak I have been in lately... Maybe I should take Cody Rhodes' Money In The Bank so I can have any title I want... *Adam smiles* I just need to get my hands on the briefcase... and I will wait til a member of The Corporation thinks they have won the World Heavyweight Champion, and then they will hear my music play. Then they will know... they *Rose smirks and raises one eye brow looking into the camera* HAVE NO CHANCE IN HELL STOPPING THE EXOTIC ONE!!
Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho vs. Curt Hennig
Special Referee: Commissioner Michaels
World Heavyweight Champion, Bray Wyatt vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Antonio Cesaro vs. John Cena