Post by Commissioner Michaels on Dec 22, 2013 21:32:21 GMT -5
Event Date: Sunday, December 22nd, 2013
Live from Nuttsville, Virginia
Armageddon, the very last pay-per-view of 2013 opens to a mysterious black figure appearing on the titantron. Similar to last week, the eerie voice begins to speak as everyone watches and listens.
The Movement Begins...
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United States & Hardcore Champion, The Miz vs. Drew McIntyre
*After a brutal back and forth match between Drew Mcintyre and the Miz. The crowd is going crazy cheering for Drew in winning both belts. They are screaming as Drew's New theme is blaring throughout the arena. An interviewer rolls in the ring to ask Drew about his thoughts on the match.*
[Interviewer]
Ladies and Gentleman DREW MCINTYRE!!!
*Crowd is still buzzing over the great match by both men.*
[Interviewer]
Well Drew seems like your loved by these fans. Anything you would like to say?
*Drew Grabs the mic and Smirks for a second then speaks*
[Drew Mcintyre]
Yea I do have something to say. FUCK ALL OF YOU! Every last one of you!
None of you were there for me. EVER. When I just disposed of this piece of
Vermin that is the MIZtake. You only cheered cause nobody would ever cheer
a former reality show castaway trying to play with the big boys. I am cut from
a different cloth then him and all of you. I am a technical WRESTLER. Not a
Man who's only claim to fame happens to be his future wife was in a dirty Magazine.
And Earlier when I won my Hardcore title and entered the Chamber NONE of you
Believed I could win or that I should even be in it! Not only did I excel but I did better!
I beheaded the KING OF SOOL CM NOBODY GIVES TWO FUCKS! Then it came down to
Del Rio and Myself. Now there's a guy with Class and Technical Prowess. Great Champion.
But he and I took each other to our absolute limits and what did you cretins do?
You worried about your little darling MIZ! Not even realizing what great WRESTLING was happening
in the ring. So to everyone who cheered me tonight. Stop. I don't want your cheers I hit rock bottom.
Nobody was there to help me then. and I don't want your charity now.
[Interviewer]
Wow Drew that was kinda harsh. Don't you think?
*Drew Snaps and drills the interviewer with a big boot and drops to the ringside and begins to show that Sinister Scottish Smile. He grabs a ladder and slides it in.*
*Drew Begins to attack the interviewer (that was only here as a summer intern job to help pay for Mr. Jum jum his Hamster who needs a emergency knee surgery or he will limp for the rest of his little life and be made fun of by all the hamster community). Drew keeps dropping ladder shots into his side and legs and then kicks him out of the ring like a dead animal. Drew then sets up the ladder and climbs it Holding both belts up.*
*As the Scot is seen holding up the titles a picture is brought up on the Tron. of Razor Ramon holding his two belts.*
[Mcintyre]
You see this man is a CHAMPION! As am I! Sorry guys but the party is Over. Its time we get back to when Wrestling reigned supreme.
*Drew drops the mic from the ladder and leaves as medical officials are checking on the interviewer ( Mr. JUM JUM scurried out behind the officials wanting to see his owner and comfort him but was run over by the stretcher and was then kicked into the cheap seats where a young Cena fan thought it was a hamtaro figure and took his corpse home to add him to his collection.)
END PROMO
R.I.P Mr. JUM JUM you never had a chance....
Singles Match
Big E Langston vs. Randy Savage
SOOL Armageddon returns from a quick 30 second advertising break. The camera pans to the ring where Lillian Garcia is standing in the ring with a microphone prepared to announce the next match for the evening.
[Lillian Garcia]
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
[Lillian Garcia]
Introducing first, from Sarasota Florida, "Macho Man" Randy Savage!!!!!
The crowd begins to cheer loudly for "The Macho Man" Randy Savage as his music begins to play throughout the arena. Macho Man walks through the curtain pointing to the fans as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. The former United States Champion climbs the steps and enters the ring, taunts for the crowd a little more, and awaits his opponent.
[Lillian Garcia]
And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, Big E Langston!!!!!
The crowd delivers a fairly mixed for Big E Langston as his theme begins to play throughout the arena. Big E walks through the curtain, takes a few steps forward, and stops in the middle of the stage.
He rubs his hands together before slamming them together repeatedly and performing his chalk routine on the top of the stage. Big E walks down the ramp and heads towards the ring looking rather calm yet intense at the same time. Big E climbs the steps and enters the ring, he stares down his opponent as the ref sends the two men to there opposite corners and prepares to ring the bell.
DING DING DING!!!
The bell is rung and the match is underway. Big E runs at Macho Man immediately and drops him with a shoulder block. Big E kneels down and begins to punish Savage with huge left and right hand punches to the skull. Big E gets Savage to his feet and thrusts him into the corner with authority, he backs up to the opposite corner in the ring then takes off running full speed at Savage and connects his a massive Body Splash in the corner. Savage falls like a sack of bricks, Big E drags him to his feet once more and once again thrusts him into the corner, he heads to the opposite corner and takes off full speed to connect with another devastating Corner Body Splash. Big drops to his knees and again attacks the head of Savage with explosive punches. After 20 or so more consecutive punches Big E finally backs off while the ref checks on Savage. Savage says he still once to go so the ref orders the match to continue.
Savage uses the ropes and the powerful energy from the crowd to get to his feet, however as soon as he turns towards Big E he is met instantly with a Big Boot to the skull. Savage looks unconscious at this point but Big E continues the attack, he lifts up Savage and hits him with the Triple Backbreaker. He then follows hit up by hitting Savage with a Running Powerslam that looked absolutely brutal. Big E uses all of his strength to lift the deadweight of Savage to his knees and slowly bring him to a vertical position. Savage is practically standing in place knocked out at this point, Big E runs off the ropes full speed and hits The E Train, the devastating Running Body Block. Big E pulls the straps down as he senses the end is near, the decimated Savage doesn't stand a chance at this point. Big E lifts up into position and drops him with a thunderous Big Ending. Langston covers Savage.
[Ref]
1...........2...............................KICK OUT!!!
The crowd unleashes a massive roar after Savage some how managed to kick out of that Big Ending. Big E has a slight look of disbelief on his face but remains calm. He emphatically pulls Savage to his feet, puts him in position once more, and in one fluent motion drops Savage with a second Big Ending that sends Savage bouncing off the mat hard. The crowd is silent as if they are attending a funeral as the ref gets down to make the count.
[Ref]
1..............2.................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd begin to boo heavily as their fan favorite Macho Man lay decimated and motionless in the middle of the ring. Medical staff begin to rush out from the locker room to attend to Macho Man. For Big E however it is business as usual, the ref raises his hand and he exits the ring calmly and without incident as his music plays. Big E heads up the ramp and into the back while the doctors attend to Macho Man.
[Lillian Garcia]
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
[Lillian Garcia]
Introducing first, from Sarasota Florida, "Macho Man" Randy Savage!!!!!
The crowd begins to cheer loudly for "The Macho Man" Randy Savage as his music begins to play throughout the arena. Macho Man walks through the curtain pointing to the fans as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. The former United States Champion climbs the steps and enters the ring, taunts for the crowd a little more, and awaits his opponent.
[Lillian Garcia]
And his opponent, from Tampa, Florida, Big E Langston!!!!!
The crowd delivers a fairly mixed for Big E Langston as his theme begins to play throughout the arena. Big E walks through the curtain, takes a few steps forward, and stops in the middle of the stage.
He rubs his hands together before slamming them together repeatedly and performing his chalk routine on the top of the stage. Big E walks down the ramp and heads towards the ring looking rather calm yet intense at the same time. Big E climbs the steps and enters the ring, he stares down his opponent as the ref sends the two men to there opposite corners and prepares to ring the bell.
DING DING DING!!!
The bell is rung and the match is underway. Big E runs at Macho Man immediately and drops him with a shoulder block. Big E kneels down and begins to punish Savage with huge left and right hand punches to the skull. Big E gets Savage to his feet and thrusts him into the corner with authority, he backs up to the opposite corner in the ring then takes off running full speed at Savage and connects his a massive Body Splash in the corner. Savage falls like a sack of bricks, Big E drags him to his feet once more and once again thrusts him into the corner, he heads to the opposite corner and takes off full speed to connect with another devastating Corner Body Splash. Big drops to his knees and again attacks the head of Savage with explosive punches. After 20 or so more consecutive punches Big E finally backs off while the ref checks on Savage. Savage says he still once to go so the ref orders the match to continue.
Savage uses the ropes and the powerful energy from the crowd to get to his feet, however as soon as he turns towards Big E he is met instantly with a Big Boot to the skull. Savage looks unconscious at this point but Big E continues the attack, he lifts up Savage and hits him with the Triple Backbreaker. He then follows hit up by hitting Savage with a Running Powerslam that looked absolutely brutal. Big E uses all of his strength to lift the deadweight of Savage to his knees and slowly bring him to a vertical position. Savage is practically standing in place knocked out at this point, Big E runs off the ropes full speed and hits The E Train, the devastating Running Body Block. Big E pulls the straps down as he senses the end is near, the decimated Savage doesn't stand a chance at this point. Big E lifts up into position and drops him with a thunderous Big Ending. Langston covers Savage.
[Ref]
1...........2...............................KICK OUT!!!
The crowd unleashes a massive roar after Savage some how managed to kick out of that Big Ending. Big E has a slight look of disbelief on his face but remains calm. He emphatically pulls Savage to his feet, puts him in position once more, and in one fluent motion drops Savage with a second Big Ending that sends Savage bouncing off the mat hard. The crowd is silent as if they are attending a funeral as the ref gets down to make the count.
[Ref]
1..............2.................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd begin to boo heavily as their fan favorite Macho Man lay decimated and motionless in the middle of the ring. Medical staff begin to rush out from the locker room to attend to Macho Man. For Big E however it is business as usual, the ref raises his hand and he exits the ring calmly and without incident as his music plays. Big E heads up the ramp and into the back while the doctors attend to Macho Man.
World Heavyweight & Intercontinental Champion, Alberto Del Rio vs. Brock Lesnar
Both men make there respective entrances into the arena. The crowd slightly favors Lesnar but there is no clear cut favorite as the crowd dislikes both men. Del Rio is wearing his Black and Gold attire and Lesnar is wearing his all Black MMA gear with a beanie on his head. Del Rio hands both of his titles to the ref, he hands them to a ringside attendant and rings the bell. The match is underway.
DING DING DING!!!
Lesnar runs straight at Del Rio full speed, but before he can take Del Rio down, Del Rio counters with a thunderous Step Up Enzuigiri right to Lesnar's skull. Lesnar is sent rocking back and tries to regain his sense of what's happening. However before he can do anything, he is dropped like a sack of bricks as Del Rio lays him out with a vicious Super Kick to the skull. Del Rio drops down and hooks both legs on Lesnar and gets the 1,2,3!!!
In what was a mere 20 second or so match, Alberto Del Rio has successfully retained his Intercontinental Championship. Lesnar lay in the ring unconscious from the 2 vicious head kicks that Del Rio delivered. The ref hands Del Rio both of his titles, he stands over the fallen Lesnar holding both titles high in the sky. Del Rio places both titles on his shoulders, dawns his cocky smile, and exits the ring. He heads up the ramp and into the back as Lesnar starts to wake up and the show goes to a quick advertising break.
Alberto Del Rio DEF. Brock Lesnar via Super Kick to retain the Intercontinental Championship!!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Lesnar runs straight at Del Rio full speed, but before he can take Del Rio down, Del Rio counters with a thunderous Step Up Enzuigiri right to Lesnar's skull. Lesnar is sent rocking back and tries to regain his sense of what's happening. However before he can do anything, he is dropped like a sack of bricks as Del Rio lays him out with a vicious Super Kick to the skull. Del Rio drops down and hooks both legs on Lesnar and gets the 1,2,3!!!
In what was a mere 20 second or so match, Alberto Del Rio has successfully retained his Intercontinental Championship. Lesnar lay in the ring unconscious from the 2 vicious head kicks that Del Rio delivered. The ref hands Del Rio both of his titles, he stands over the fallen Lesnar holding both titles high in the sky. Del Rio places both titles on his shoulders, dawns his cocky smile, and exits the ring. He heads up the ramp and into the back as Lesnar starts to wake up and the show goes to a quick advertising break.
Alberto Del Rio DEF. Brock Lesnar via Super Kick to retain the Intercontinental Championship!!!!!
The Miz is walking around backstage when he notices an interviewer signaling him over for an interview. Miz decides to oblige and give the man his interview segment with the Awesome One.
Interviewer: Miz Miz Thoughts on your match?
The Miz: Really.......Really.......Really fuck waiting till Raw. Drew congratulations on winning a title that means nothing thanks to management. I could careless for it, my goal is to win the world title that I was robbed of month's ago by that prick Alberto Del Rio. So to whoever wins the Main Event tonight at this second rate pay per view, watch your back because you got a Skull Crushing Finale with your name on it FUCKFACE!!!
Interviewer: So you did.....
The Miz: NO SHUT UP, I talk everyone listens. Nobody has the god given abilities that I do, NOBODY. Week in and week out I'm sick and tired of it, from this moment on I don't care who I face or what management does, The MIZ will be your World Heavyweight Champion. Mr. Anderson no shows his contender match and Henry did nothing and got a world title match and where am I? in a match with Drew FUCKING McIntyre for two worthless titles I could care less about. I strive to be Awesome, Drew McIntyre on the other hand is mediocre which is why I understand that he is perfectly content with holding a mediocre worthless championship.
Interviewer: So you don't care who wins the Fatal Four Way?
The Miz: Del Rio hands down. I have a score to settle with his little rich boy, Latino, bitch ass. He cheated me out of MY world title. Shane and Shawn listen closely, I've got something to say and your definitely going to want to listen. I DEMAND that you two get your heads out of each others asses and give me the world title shot I rightfully deserve. I say this not because I am Awesome but because I unlike Kane, unlike Henry and unlike all these other hacks in the back earned my World Title shot. I was put in a contender by those two bastards and now they want to screw me over and down just like they have done for as long I have been in this cesspool of a company. Fuck Kane, Fuck Anderson, Fuck Punk, Fuck Edge and Fuck everyone else!!! The face of you company is not Alberto DORITO, and it is certainly not any one of these second rate two bit hacks in the locker room, the face of your company is right here and it is truly 100% AWESOME!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen you future World Heavyweight Champion and current AWESOME FACE OF SOOL, THE MIZ!!!!! Now get the fuck out of my face before I plant your face onto this concrete and split you open further and harder then HBK'S Vagina!!!!!
Interviewer: Miz Miz Thoughts on your match?
The Miz: Really.......Really.......Really fuck waiting till Raw. Drew congratulations on winning a title that means nothing thanks to management. I could careless for it, my goal is to win the world title that I was robbed of month's ago by that prick Alberto Del Rio. So to whoever wins the Main Event tonight at this second rate pay per view, watch your back because you got a Skull Crushing Finale with your name on it FUCKFACE!!!
Interviewer: So you did.....
The Miz: NO SHUT UP, I talk everyone listens. Nobody has the god given abilities that I do, NOBODY. Week in and week out I'm sick and tired of it, from this moment on I don't care who I face or what management does, The MIZ will be your World Heavyweight Champion. Mr. Anderson no shows his contender match and Henry did nothing and got a world title match and where am I? in a match with Drew FUCKING McIntyre for two worthless titles I could care less about. I strive to be Awesome, Drew McIntyre on the other hand is mediocre which is why I understand that he is perfectly content with holding a mediocre worthless championship.
Interviewer: So you don't care who wins the Fatal Four Way?
The Miz: Del Rio hands down. I have a score to settle with his little rich boy, Latino, bitch ass. He cheated me out of MY world title. Shane and Shawn listen closely, I've got something to say and your definitely going to want to listen. I DEMAND that you two get your heads out of each others asses and give me the world title shot I rightfully deserve. I say this not because I am Awesome but because I unlike Kane, unlike Henry and unlike all these other hacks in the back earned my World Title shot. I was put in a contender by those two bastards and now they want to screw me over and down just like they have done for as long I have been in this cesspool of a company. Fuck Kane, Fuck Anderson, Fuck Punk, Fuck Edge and Fuck everyone else!!! The face of you company is not Alberto DORITO, and it is certainly not any one of these second rate two bit hacks in the locker room, the face of your company is right here and it is truly 100% AWESOME!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen you future World Heavyweight Champion and current AWESOME FACE OF SOOL, THE MIZ!!!!! Now get the fuck out of my face before I plant your face onto this concrete and split you open further and harder then HBK'S Vagina!!!!!
The interviewer begins to run away but Miz hooks his arms in mid run and drops him face first onto the concrete with an earth shattering Skull Crushing Finale heard worldwide. Miz cocks a smug grin, puts his titles over his shoulder and walks out of the camera's view.
The crowd enters an uproar of boos, remembering Big Johnny from other companies and his tirades there. He continues typing on his phone, the places it to his ear. It doesn't ring for long as the other end is answered.
[John Laurinaitis]
Hey there Shane, I'm in your office now.
....
[John Laurinaitis]
Alright, you just want me to wait here for you so we can discuss my business proposition?
....
[John Laurinaitis]
Aright, I'll see you-
Big Johnny drops the phone as a big red monster comes barreling into the office. The monster immediately picks Johnny up by his jacket and plants him against the wall and shouts at him.
[Kane]
WHERE IS HE!?
Big Johnny simply trembles in fear of Kane, not knowing what is going on, or what he is asking of him. Kane then throws him by his jacket across the room, back from where he came in at. Kane then picks him up, putting him up against the wall again.
[Kane]
ANSWER ME!
[John Laurinaitis]
I... I don't.... I don't know what you're talking about!
Kane simply roars in anger as he takes Johnny by the back of the head and tosses him into the t.v. monitor in the back of the room. Johnny bounces off of it, cracking the screen, laying him out in the middle of the office. Kane stands over him, breathing heavily, staring down at his victim. Kane then storms out of the room as the camera zooms in on Johnny, who is laid out cold.
Hell in a Cell
Rob Van Dam vs. Edge
Cameras cut to the ring as the Cell is getting ready to be lowered much to the crowds excitement.
Then RVDs music hits and the crowd erupts into cheers as RVD makes his in ring return.
RVD does his signature pose as the crowd chants along with him. His music then ends and the crowd get ready for the next participant.
Edges entrance theme hits and it is met with a chorus of boos.
Edge comes from the smoke looking focused with his game face on ignoring the boos aimed at him. Edge enters the ring and the Cell starts to lower and the crowd starts to cheer. The Cell is lowered and the refs outside the Cell lock the door to keep the competitors in. The bell rings and the match begins. Both competitors go face to face and RVD does his finger pose which the corwd joins in with. Edge then just smirks and slaps RVD in the face and then laughs. RVD then turns round and lays a solid right hand to edge and drops him to the floor to the crowds delight. RVD then starts to repeatedly punch Edge in the head whilst he is on the ground in a rage. RVD then stops gets up and hits a standing moonsault to the dazed Edge. Edge then rolls out the side of the ring and tries to get his bearings. RVD then hits the ropes and dives through the middle rope and smashes Edge into the Cell which gets a huge cheer from the crowd. RVD then picks up Edge and rakes his face across the Cell which gets an even bigger reaction from the fans. RVD then drops Edge and then walks behind the steel steps. He then runs onto the steel steps and launches a drop kick at Edge but all of a sudden a huge crack is heard as Edge had managed to grab a steel chair from under the ring and then smash the steel chair at RVD to block his attack.
Edge then starts to work on RVD he picks him up and suplexes him into the Steel of the Cell wall. He then walks over to RVD picks him up and then proceeds to rake RVDs face across the Cell wall and this busts RVDs head wide open. Edge then picks him up and throws RVD into the ring. Edge then hits a perfectly placed knee drop to the face of RVD which busts his head up even more. All of a sudden Edge starts to smirk and goes to the corner. He looks set for the spear with the crowd booing at him but this just makes Edge even more mad and Edge then starts to tell RVD to get up. He goes for it but RVD hits a drop kick to the face of Edge. RVD then runs and hits the ropes and goes for a rolling thunder but misses Edge then pops up hits the ropes and SPEAR !!! Edge hits a viscous spear on RVD which looked to break him in half. Edge then goes for the cover
1...2...
No RVD kicks out Edge can't believe it as the crowd erupts into cheers. Edge then turns to the ref and starts to threaten the referee. The referee then pushes Edge and as Edge turns round RVD hits a huge super kick. The crowd erupts as RVD collapses on top of Edge and goes for the cover. The ref then counts
1...2...3
Edge kicks out and the crowd can't believe it. They start to chant this is awesome over and over again. RVD then picks up Edge and throws him out the ring. RVD then goes for an irish wip but Edge reverses it and hits an irish wip of his own on RVD which then send RVD into the cell wall. Edge then starts running and goes for a spear but misses and ends up going staright through the cell wall and to the outside as RVD moves just in the last second. RVD then goes to the ring apron and grabs a steel chair. By this time Edge has gotten up and see RVD has the steel chair Edge then quickly starts to climb the Cell to escape RVD. RVD then drops the steel chair and starts to climb the Cell as well much to the crowd delight. As the ref tries to get them to get down. Both men then get to the top of the Cell and start to fight. Edge goes for a powerbomb on RVD but RVD reverses it into a hurricarana which creates a huge noise as Edge hits the steel. The pain was so much that Edge pops straight back up. Edge then runs at RVD but RVD reverses and pushes Edge to the edge of the Cell and Edge just applies the breaks as he reaches the end of the cell. Edge then with a sigh of relief turns round only to see RVD who kicks him in the gut and pushes Edge of the top of the cell and through the announcers table and the crowd erupts with cheers and they then start to chant RVD. This seems to pump RVD up even more as he looks down at Edges broken body. The crowd then start to chant frog splash which pumps RVD up even more but surely RVD isn't going to risk it? Then all of a sudden RVD does the finger pose and jumps of the cell. He falls in what seems to feel like forever and connect with the Five Star Frog Spash !!! and the crowd goes nuts. One side of the crowd starts chanting this is awesome and RVD whilst the other side starts chanting Holy Shit. RVD then manages to cover Edge the ref isn't sure what to do but he starts the count
1......2.....3
RVD wins and the crowd erupts into cheers. EMTs then rush over to the two wrestlers and start to examine them. RVD however gets up and pushes the doctors away and lifts his hands into the air which gains even more cheers. RVD then starts to climb up the cell and celebrates with the crowd as the EMTs carry edge out. RVD looks to have sealed his revenge on Edge tonight The cameras then cut away to backstage.
[Shane McMahon is being seen walking down the hallway in the backstage area and Shane then begins to speak to the camera.]
Shane McMahon: I don’t have a lot of time, so I’ll get right to it. Mark Henry will not be competing in tonight’s main event… He suffered a slipped disk in his back last week when Cena attacked him with a chair. Therefore tonight’s main event will simply be a triple threat match. I’m on my way to notify Cena of the change now as well as the other participants.
[The crowd begins a Cena chant by the mere mention of his name]
Shane McMahon: However, speaking of injuries, another injury that occurred some time ago is forcing me to make a decision and now another announcement. Daniel Bryan has been injured for quite some time, and as of late he has failed to update SOOL with his injury status for quite a while now. With that said, he is costing me money and that is unacceptable, especially since he is Mr. Money in the bank. I will not tolerate this behavior and am hereby Stripping Daniel Bryan of the Money in the Bank briefcase. Now the new holder will be determined at the Royal Rumble pay per view. In the mean time I am going to select a handful of superstars to compete in what I am rebirthing as the Championship Chase… These superstars will compete in matches over the course of the next few weeks where the winner will be awarded the Money in the Bank briefcase at the Royal Rumble… The catch is that… the winner will have to cash in their contract before WrestleMania before the contract expires. I’ll be releasing more information and the possible competitors for the chase in the coming days on SOOL.com.
[The crowd is shocked by the announcement as the complexion of SOOL is sure to change yet again. However, Shane is finally up to Cena’s dressing room door… it opens. Shane is shocked to see Bray Wyatt walking out of the ring… Bray is now standing face to face with Shane.]
Shane McMahon: Whoa… Mr. Wyatt… What the hell happened in there?...
[Bray doesn’t say a word and simply smiles and steps aside. He tips his hat to Shane and encourages him to go through the door and then walks off out of sight… Shane is confused and walks into Cena’s locker room, only to see Cena laid out cold with a led pipe beside him. Cena is bleeding and completely unconscious as Shane shouts for Cena to respond. Shane is irate that his main event is falling apart. Shane then makes a careless remark.]
Shane McMahon: Cena, I guess this is Karma for you sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong. … Damn… I will not have a repeat of Anderson versus Del Rio tonight… I’m going to speak with Commissioner Michaels to find someone to add to the mix tonight… so help me God!
[Shane just walks away with Cena still out on the floor. The camera stays with Cena as EMTs finally rush in to check on him and the SOOL universe is as confused as ever.]
Singles Match
The Undertaker vs. Antonio Cesaro
The Undertaker and Antonio Cesaro battled back and forth, both inside and outside of the ring as it seemed that anyone could win. However, after a chokeslam and some very sharp uppercuts, The Undertaker catches Cesaro by surprises after one of the times that they both re-enter the ring together as The Undertaker grabs hold of Antonio Cesaro and plants him with the Tombstone Piledriver to pick up the one, two, three.
The stage suddenly explodes, sending the arena into darkness. The surrounding mini trons to the main titantron light up with flames rolling over them. The titantron itself comes alive now, revealing the monster himself.
Kane breathes heavily for a moment, then finally speaks to his peers.
[Kane]
Shane McMahon. I thought you were a smart man, for a long time. I thought you knew, when you were barking up the wrong tree. You did right by placing me in the Money in the Bank ladder match, trying to repay me for all the trouble your irritable little boss Shawn Michaels caused me. You were oh so right, to promise me the chance to seal my name in the history books of SOOL and gain the world title from Mr. Anderson or his soon to be rival, Alberto Del Rio. But you fell short. You fell short on your promises.
Kane cracks his neck, rage obviously building.
[Kane]
Shawn may have tried to damn me from the title picture, but he never gave me the false prophecies you did. He never pulled the stunt like you did on Raw, where you gave the rightful winner and soon to be future SOOL, Mr. Anderson, more competition later on tonight. Shawn never went that low. But you, Shane? You are no better than one that they lock away.
[Kane]
You see, Shane, I don't plan on telling you all the things you do, or have done wrong. No, no more of that. From here on out, I go back to how I gained my throne of hell in SOOL. From here on out, the devil's favorite demon, becomes the devil himself. From tonight and onward, I, will be the hell SOOL so rightfully needs.
Kane cocks a smile now, enjoying the thoughts going through his head.
[Kane]
You know Shane: people claim I hang onto a title that is of no right mine. They fail to see that I have every right to the throne. No one has held a candle to me in SOOL since the day I returned to it from my short absence. I have dethroned more people than the ones who claim me to be the false idol have in their entire careers. I don't need to say this though. Because I continue my dominant reign in SOOL again, Shane. And it restarts, with YOU!
The video ends, sending the arena into darkness.
Kane breathes heavily for a moment, then finally speaks to his peers.
[Kane]
Shane McMahon. I thought you were a smart man, for a long time. I thought you knew, when you were barking up the wrong tree. You did right by placing me in the Money in the Bank ladder match, trying to repay me for all the trouble your irritable little boss Shawn Michaels caused me. You were oh so right, to promise me the chance to seal my name in the history books of SOOL and gain the world title from Mr. Anderson or his soon to be rival, Alberto Del Rio. But you fell short. You fell short on your promises.
Kane cracks his neck, rage obviously building.
[Kane]
Shawn may have tried to damn me from the title picture, but he never gave me the false prophecies you did. He never pulled the stunt like you did on Raw, where you gave the rightful winner and soon to be future SOOL, Mr. Anderson, more competition later on tonight. Shawn never went that low. But you, Shane? You are no better than one that they lock away.
[Kane]
You see, Shane, I don't plan on telling you all the things you do, or have done wrong. No, no more of that. From here on out, I go back to how I gained my throne of hell in SOOL. From here on out, the devil's favorite demon, becomes the devil himself. From tonight and onward, I, will be the hell SOOL so rightfully needs.
Kane cocks a smile now, enjoying the thoughts going through his head.
[Kane]
You know Shane: people claim I hang onto a title that is of no right mine. They fail to see that I have every right to the throne. No one has held a candle to me in SOOL since the day I returned to it from my short absence. I have dethroned more people than the ones who claim me to be the false idol have in their entire careers. I don't need to say this though. Because I continue my dominant reign in SOOL again, Shane. And it restarts, with YOU!
The video ends, sending the arena into darkness.
The Desolation of SOOL
Victim #1: David Otunga
World Heavyweight & Intercontinental Champion, Alberto Del Rio vs. Mr. Anderson vs. The Miz
END OF SHOW.
Longest Reign: 154 Days
