Post by Commissioner Michaels on Feb 11, 2013 2:38:11 GMT -5
Event Date: Sunday, February 10th, 2013
Live from Chicago, IL
*Mr Anderson makes his way out to the ring to a chorus of boos from the SOOL audience.*
*Anderson seems a little ticked off, he grabs a mic*
Mr Anderson: I'M SICK OF THIS! I'm sick and tired of having to be despised by everyone, I'm sick and tired of being screwed over by SOOL Management. The higher-ups knew full well that i had a fever when I defended my THIRD World heavyweight championship against Jeff Hardy, I had a doctor's note saying that I shouldn't have even been out of bed.
Mr Anderson: But of course, Vince McMahon gives me the old "Uh well Ken, you're a wrestler and we pay you ludicrous amounts of money to wrestle when we tell you to wrestle. Suck it up and be a man!"
Mr Anderson: Naturally in business, you "don't cross the boss". So against my better judgement, I stepped into the ring… practically dead, and lost my precious title. But I don't blame Jeff Hardy for taking his opportunity at it, he knew what kind of condition i was in. A guy like Jeff Hardy doesn't get that kinda chance very often. I even congratulated him backstage after the match, and I'm not taking anything away from Jeff. I know we've had our run-ins in the past and he's a superb athlete. And he certainly didn't ask to be put in that situation. Then of course I was told last week that i "wouldn't be going to the rumble" as I violated the wellness policy, which led me to ask for tonights match against Heather Sunderland while i still had the red mist.
Mr Anderson: So I guess now i'm faced with a problem. My bumpy career is more-or-less controlled by SOOL management, who are - for the most part, controlled by you people, the SOOL Universe. So how do I get you people to like me? You Sir *points to a guy in the crowd, wearing an Anderson sucks T-Shirt*… step into the ring and explain why you dislike me.
*The fan reluctantly enters the ring and is given a mic*
Fan: (Nervously) Y-Y-Y-You go out of your way to piss people off, you just need to stop being an…. well, being an…….
Mr Anderson: BEING A WHAT?
Fan: Being…… an Asshole
Mr Anderson: YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?!?!
*The Fan winces as if he's about to receive a beating*
Mr Anderson: Why didn't I think of that before?? I need to start being myself, what i do in this ring needs to come from the depths of my soul. So from now on i shall no-longer be Mr Anderson, the "Asshole". Thank you sir.
*Mr Anderson extends a hand to the fan, who seems reluctant to shake his hand*
Mr Anderson: C'mon buddy I won't bite…
*The fan eventually shakes Anderson's hand*
Mr Anderson: Truly, thank you… Because from this day forth, there's gonna be no more Mr Asshole, no more smoking weed, I shall be known as Kenneth Anderson, and I'm gonna do some good in this world, and within this company.
Crowd: WHAT?
Kenneth Anderson: Sorry, I said i'm gonna do some good within this world, and this company.
Crowd: WHAT?
Kenneth Anderson: I said… that i'm gonna do som….. Waaaaaaait a minute, you guys are just jerkin my chain right?
Crowd: WHAT?
Kenneth Anderson: Haha, always important to have humour at your workplace.
Kenneth Anderson: I think I need to spread a little peace and friendship in the ranks of SOOL, there's too much of an atmosphere backstage. And if I'm gonna speed some peace in this war zone, i'm gonna have to hang up my wrestling boots for the moment, and starting next week I shall become a fully licensed, impartial, honest, and trustworthy REFEREE. Also in my spare time, I'm gonna be a backstage correspondent, conducting all the hot interviews and getting the latest scoops, to give YOU, the SOOL Universe exactly what you want.
*The crowd not quite sure what to make of this news*
Kenneth Anderson: Now as far as tonight goes, in my new enlightened state there is no way I'm gonna get in the ring and beat someone up, much less a woman. So we're just gonna have to see what happens, in the mean-time i have to find Heather and have a little chat. I hope you all enjoy the rest of the show, and i'll see you guys later!
*Anderson's theme hits and he makes his way back up the ramp*
Points at Stake:+70/-50
#22 United States Champion, Faarooq vs. #9 Brock Lesnar
“its been a long time coming, the people have asked for it and i have finally arrived. you might remember as a "king " of wrestling but that was the past. i am here for one reason only win titles plain and simple and for anyone who gets in my way a KO is waiting for you.”
[Promo by Chris Hero.]
[The Royal Rumble continues as John Cena’s music begins to play. The crowd is excited to see their Intercontinental Champion defend his title.]
[Cena hits the stage with his title in hand as he looks ready to go.]
[The crowd is chanting Cena so loud that you can’t even hear much of Cena’s entrance theme playing.]
[Cena quickly grabs a microphone to address the audience.]
John Cena || SOOL Intercontinental Champion
I’m excited tonight as this night, marks the first time that I am going to defend this championship. I fight tooth and nail to earn it and I’m not going to just give it away tonight. Tonight, I got the Rock one on one for this championship, and I am looking forward to it. He’s a great competitor, but I’m sorry, tonight isn’t his night. This night will belong to me and I will show him why. Tonight…
[Cena is cutoff by the sound of the Rock’s music...]
The Rock: WHOA,Whoa,Whoa....Hold on, wait one second!...first off what's your name again?
John Cena || SOOL Intercontinental Champion
Hmm... Let's see... SOOL Hall of Famer, Intercontinental Champion, The guy who's going to beat you tonight... aka...Joh....
But Cena is cut off in the middle of speaking by the rock
The Rock: It doesn't MATTER!!!!...what your name is!...secondly you think your actually going to beat the Rock?..and walk out of royal rumble the champ still?...well I'm sorry to break the news to you jabroni!..that just ain't going to happen tonight and matter of fact NO night when you go 1on1 with the Great One!!!...see Cena since you won that title you have ducked and dodge defending it!!..and any match you had since you won that title has been against mid-carders and roody-pooh jabronis such as yourself!!..and last time we faced off a couple weeks ago..I kicked your ass all over the Raw arena!!..so ask yourself this question,what's suppose to change tonight?...what's your name again?..oh yea John..ummm,ummm Cena!...what's suppose to change tonight Jonny boy?!!!
Rock waits for a response from John Cena
John Cena || SOOL Intercontinental Champion
Because tonight Rocky, you face all of the CeNation with the Intercontinental Championship on the line. I fight with everything I have, and that's more than I can say for you. You understand me and that there is your mistake. You see, these people chant that you suck because it's true, but when they chant it for me, it's out of respect. I'm so good in this ring they either love me for it or hate me for it and one or another they notice my skill, so I take that as a sign of respect. Tonight, you're in for the fight of your life, so let's get this started.
[The bell rings and the match is set to start.]
Points at Stake: +50/-30
#1 Intercontinental Champion, John Cena vs. #8 The Rock
John Cena and The Rock go at it one on one, the match starts off with both men circling the ring. They both lock up up but The Rock is the one who gets the first move in as he hits a snap suplex knocking the wind out of Cena. He stomps Cena on the head hard, Cena gets up and hits a dropkick knocking The Rock to the ground. Cena runs to The Rock and stomps his leg, he picks up The Rock and Irish whips him to the turnbuckle and hits a clothesline then goes right to the top turnbuckle. A dazed Rock turns around as Cena hits his top rope diving leg drop. Cena picks up The Rock but The Rock gets in the first move as he hits a clothesline bringing Cena down.
The Rock picks up Cena and elbows Cena knocking him backwards, The Rock catches him and hits him with a belly to belly suplex bringing Cena across the ring. The Rock then picks up Cena and nails him down to the mat with a backbreaker. Cena gets up and runs and hits a shoulder tackle bringing The Rock to the mat. Cena kicks The Rock in the face twice and picks him up then punches him in the face, he then picks up The Rock and plants him with a gutwrench suplex. Cena quickly applies a headlock on The Rock after the suplex. The Rock however is far from worn down and gets up rather quickly and strikes Cena in the midsection to break free.
The Rock runs to Cena and ducks a clothesline attempt of his and hits him with a DDT as Cena turned around. The fans are on their feet after seeing that amazing reversal. The Rock then wrenches Cena’s leg and ankle then picks him up and hits a back suplex. Cena gets up and punches The Rock knocking him back up against the ropes and Cena charges after him and hits a clotheslines sending him out of the ring. Cena exits the ring, but the Rock doesn’t hesitate and rams Cena straight into the ring apron. The Rock goes back into the ring as Cena lays on the mat writhing in pain. When Cena musters up the strength to get back into the ring The Rock stays right on the attack hitting a running back elbow. The Rock picks him up and whips Cena to the corner and brings him to the top and does a massive superplex!!
The Rock then locks Cena in the Sharpshooter, then a few seconds after let’s go just as Cena was crawling towards the ropes. As Cena holds his back lying on the mat The Rock sits in a stance and begins to stalk Cena from behind. As Cena gets up The Rock grabs him from behind and attempts a Rock Bottom! Cena blocks it, so then The Rock adjusts and hits Cena with a neckbreaker. The Rock goes immediately for the cover, 1...2...KICKOUT! Cena gets the shoulder up as The Rock didn’t expect Cena to get shoulder up. When The Rock turns around he is met by a hurricanrana by Cena sending down to the floor. Cena then picks up The Rock and hits a pull back fireman’s carry. Cena then brings The Rock to the outside.
As Cena was heading over to the ropes in pursuit of The Rock, The Rock quickly gets on the apron and catches Cena from the outside and snaps his head neck across the top rope. The Rock goes back in and picks up Cena and hits him with a big right hand, sending him down. Cena gets up and sidesteps a follow up punch from The Rock and brings him down with a drop toe hold. Cena quickly latches on the STFU in the middle of the ring. The Rock begins to struggle as Cena is tightening the hold. The Rock inches and claws to the bottom rope to break the hold. Cena is forced to let go, and allows The Rock back to his feet since he is in the ropes. The Rock makes it up and faces Cena, but Cena quickly moves in and catches the Rock for a small package for the win…
1...2...KICKOUT! The Great One kicks out close to a 3 count. Cena gets up in pure shock and disbelief and stomps at The Rocks head and neck. Cena picks him up and whips him to the corner, Cena runs to The Rock at full speed but The Rock moves making Cena smash chest first into the turnbuckle. Cena crumples down holding his check but The Rock doesn’t let up as he picks up Cena and slams him back down to the mat. Cena gets up and Kicks The Rock in the gut and whips him off the ropes, on the rebound hits a powerslam. Cena then awaits for The Rock get up, and once he does he lifts Rock for the FU! However, Rock quickly reverses the move and hits him with a stiff lunging clothesline right in the hurt chest of Cena.
The Rock then picks up Cena’s limp body and sends him into the ropes, and on the rebound, he plants Cena with a spinebuster. The audience knows what’s next as The Rock moves in near Cena’s head. He stares out to the Millions as they chant his name. He slides his elbow pad off and tosses it into the stands. Then he signals for The People’s Elbow and he hits clean onto Cena. Cena reacts in pain and begins to roll away from the Rock. The Rock catches up to Cena and goes for the pin but the referee notices Cena’s leg is on the rope as he pins. As the Rock let’s go of the pin, Cena rolls out of the ring to regain composure. But The Rock won’t give as he goes outside and whips Cena back into the ring. The Rock then locks Cena in a sleeperhold, but Cena scrambles around so much The Rock can’t execute it properly.
Cena breaks the hold and runs for The Rock but The Rock catches him with a Samoan drop. The Rock then lifts Cena and sends him into the ropes, and as Cena rebounds the Rock goes for a clothesline, but Cena ducks it and keeps running to the other ring ropes and as Rock turns around, Cena knocks him down with a flying shoulder block. The Rock gets up immediately and gets knocked back down with a second flying shoulder block by Cena. The Rock gets up again and is very groggy, and then Cena lifts him from behind high into the air and plants him down with a spin out powerslam. Cena now gets by The Rock’s head and the crowd knows what’s next this time too. Cena thrusts his hand, five fingers wide, high into the air, and as he leans over in the Rock’s face, the crowd chants, “You Can’t See Me!” as Cena taunts the Rock and then bounces off the ropes and hits him square in the head with the five knuckle shuffle. Cena now stalks The Rock and waits for him to get back to his feet. Cena then spins the Rock around and lifts him up onto his shoulders for the FU… Just as Cena was about to deliver the move, The Rock counters, by grabbing hold of both Cena’s arms with his arms and legs and brings Cena down with a crucifix pin…
1...2...KICKOUT! Cena escapes the pin but The Rock mounts Cena and begins to punch him nonstop in the skull, The Rock then pulls up Cena’s head and drives it into the mat vicious force. The Rock picks up Cena once again and whips him to the corner, he then goes to grab Cena but he reverses. Cena kicks the Rock and hits him with a fisherman suplex bringing The Rock to the ground. Cena runs to The Rock for a clothesline and The Rock was thinking the same thing and both men collide into each, knocking them both down via clotheslines. Cena gets up to his feet first and looks over at the Rock, and sees him still down and out. Cena then goes over to the turnbuckle closes to the Rock and climbs it to the top rope. Cena looks around at the Rock and at the audience and then thrusts his hand high into the air, as he signaling for a five knuckle shuffle from the top rope. The fans are stunned as Cena taunts the Rock with the You can’t see me from the top rope. Just as Cena leaps off the top rope, The Rock kips up out of nowhere and catches Cena in mid-air and as he grabs hold of him, The Rock plants Cena with The Rock Bottom and hooks the leg for a pin.
1...2...3!! The Rock wins! The Rock is the new SOOL Intercontinental Champion!
The ref hands Rock the intercontinental championship and half the crowd chants Rocky,Rocky,Rocky!!!...while the other half if the crowd chants Rocky SUCKS!!..the rock doesn't care about neither chant because he is just that cocky and full of himself and then he decides to call for a mic as he looks down at his new title before speaking....
The Rock: I told you all that I was going to win tonight and not only did I beat this idiot Cena..I also claimed my second title and title reign since my return to Sool!!!...my next goal is the World Heavyweight Title!!!...but let 's get back on subject and That is I'm your New Intercontinental champion and all you idiots,jabronis and roody pooh candy asses!!!..Assholes in the crowd,sitting at home on your stink as couch or Sool superstars in the back better get use to it!!..the great one is back on top!!!....If you SMeeeeeeeeeeeeLL-La-La-La-La What The Rock is COOKING!!!!!
The rock drops the mic and walks up the ramp thru the curtain and backstage.
Points at Stake:+60/-40
#4 World Heavyweight Champion, Jeff Hardy vs. #3 Mark Henry
Result to be posted soon enough.
4-Man Over the Top Rope Royal Rumble
Winner earns a World Heavyweight Championship Match at WrestleMania IV!
Points at Stake:+20 for EVERY Elimination/-20 for BEING Eliminated
Dolph Ziggler vs. Wade Barrett vs. Kane vs. The Iron Sheik
End of Show
Longest Reign: 154 Days
