Post by Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho on Oct 31, 2010 21:43:41 GMT -5
Event Date: Oct. 31st 2010
Time to Get Crunk?
Singles Match
R-Truth vs Davey Richards
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NUmydjTL7M&p=6F4CDD9CFF724427&playnext=1&index=43
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[Todd Grisham]
Welcome to the run up show to Halloween Havoc, SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT... and as you can see Davey Richards is making his way to the ring.[/colour]
[Joey Matthews]
Yeah, Todd and it is a surprise to see the Wolf on Heat and not in the main show. But he will have a tough competitor in R-Truth.[/colour]
**Davey Richards is walking to ringside and he looks pumped, angry and ready to beat someone up tonight**
[Todd Grisham]
Davey does not look happy Joey, He looks like he wants he take out his frustrations out on someone tonight.[/colour]
[Joey Matthews]
Yeah Todd and that person happens to be R-Truth, who I don't think will be a push over tonight. But with Davey in a bad mood he could be unpredictable.
I don't predict a wrestling match right now, I predict.. taking a quote out of the JR playbook, a SLOBBERKNOCKER.[/colour]
**Davey Richards has asked the announcer for the microphone, and seems to have a few things to say to the crowd on HEAT**
[Davey Richards]
As you can see there is a very angry wolf in the center on this ring right now. A lot of you are probably wondering why this is the case, some are you already know.
Firstly, the fact I've been dropped to the opening show before Halloween Havoc. No disrespect to the wrestlers on this show tonight but to me SOOL management have confirmed what I said on my SOOL.com exclusive video.
The believe that I am a jobber and I don't belong on the main PPV card. I would of took any match to be on the PPV. But I get left to face some wannabe hip hop star who wants to get it crunk if I am right?
**The crowds shout WHATS UP!!?**
Well, R-Truth the beating you get tonight is nothing personal at all, you just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and for that I apologise now.
Second thing is that I called out a number of top stars of this business to prove that I not just a jobber, that I'm not some loser who can't make it in the big time. Well I've had no answer from these guys. This is either due to SOOL management protecting its top stars or its the guys themselves not answering due to either thinking I'm not worth it or there SCARED of what this WOLF can do to them.
I respect all that I called out but I don't respect that you may believe I am some joke. John Cena......
**Suddenly Davey Richards mic is cut off and the lights cut off and its pitch black. A little too late but the camera switches to a night vision mode and catches a glimpse of a man beating the hell out of Davey. Davey cannot defend himself then the man suddenly runs off through the crowd**
**The lights cut off and Davey is on the floor holding on to the bottom ring rope. As the camera zooms into Davey, there appears to be blood trickling down his forehead then dripping onto the canvas**
[Todd Grisham]
What the hell has just happened Joey, Davey Richards has been beating to a pulp. I think we need EMT's out here because Davey is in trouble.[/colour]
**Davey has now made it to the ring corner but cannot seem to be able to get up and starts clutching his lower leg and ankle. He seems to be in agony as his facial expressions who him writhing in pain. Davey Richards is now screaming for help from someone**
[Joey Matthews]
Where the hell of these EMT's Todd, Davey looks in a lot of pain and needs serious help here. can we cut to commercial or something please because this is not a sight people want to see.[/colour]
**Just before its cuts to commercial break EMT's are running towards the ring to tend to Davey. Then suddenly the camera cuts to a man standing in the distance up in the crowd but we can quite make out who it is**[/font]
Promo by: Davey Richards
The camera shows shows Rey Mysterio warming up for his match as Josh Mathews walks into the shot.
Josh Mathews: Rey, do you mind if I ask you a couple of quick questions before your match tonight?
Rey Mysterio: Sure Josh, ask away.
Josh Mathews: Rey, How do you feel about having to face off against 'The Animal' Batista here tonight?
Rey looks at Josh with a confused look on his face. He hesitates slightly before talking again.
Rey Mysterio: What do you mean face off against Batista? My match is against Jack Swagger tonight Josh.
Josh Mathews: Rey, your match was just changed by Mr. McMahon.
Rey Mysterio: How am I the last one to hear about this? But anyways, tonight I apparently face Batista. I guess I don't really have a gameplan. He is a big dude so all I need to focus on is taking him down and using my quickness to my advantage. Then we will see what happens.
Josh Mathews: How do you think your win last week against the returning Jeff Hardy will help you tonight?
Rey Mysterio: Well no offence to Jeff, but last week I could tell he wasn't at his best. He had been away from the ring for about 4 months and definately showed some ring rust out there. But ring rust or not, I always take my wins with me for confidence.
Josh Mathews: Thankyou for your time Rey.
Mysterio quickly grabs the microphone as the camera zooms in on him.
Rey Mysterio: Any night, I will defeat whoever they put in front of me. I have one objective here in SOOL, and that is to become a champion. Whether that means I have to face people like the tag team champs, HBK, CM Punk, John Cena or even Christopher Daniels then I will do just that because nothing will stop me from living my dream.
Rey pauses for a few seconds as '619' chants start echoing around the arena.
Rey Mysterio: Nothing.
Promo by: Rey Mysterio
The Animal vs The 619[/size]
Singles Match
Batista vs Rey Mysterio
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bL3lcqKiRw
Match recorded by: Hulk Hogan
Tag Team Warfare[/size]
Tag Team Match
The Ultimate Warrior & Hulk Hogan [The Ultimate Hulkamaniacs]
vs.
"Dashing" Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase [Legacy]
Hogan and Warrior make their entrances together as the crowd goes wild for the Ultimate Hulkamaniacs.They enter the ring and await their opponents.
The Legacy theme plays and no one appears from the back. Hogan and Warrior are looking confused. and disappointed. Suddenly the light go out in the arena and everything is pitch black. Moments pass by and the lights go back on and the situation has changed drastically.
Hogan is down on the ground and the notorious masked man is standing behind him, dressed all in black and he's holding a chair that has a giant dent in it.Warrior looks on and is now enraged. Warrior charges the masked man but the masked man smashes Warrior in the face and Warrior goes down.
The masked man then begins to drive the chair into Warrior's sternum multiple times and then he places the chair on Warrior's throat and begins to choke the life out of him. Warrior struggles and is losing his breathe and his body goes limp.
The masked man holds the chair a little while longer in place and then releases it from Warrior's neck. The masked men then turns his attention back to Hogan and relentlessly begins to strike Hogan in the head with the chair as Hogan was laying face down. The masked man drops the chair and leaves the ring.
The fans are shocked and most of them are saddened... but the masked man isn't done as he goes underneath the ring. He grabs a barb wired baseball bat and re-enters the ring. He walks over intently to the Warrior and starts to rake his face with the bat, drawing blood instantly. He then starts to batter the Warrior with the bat and in the process puncturing Warriors body as blood gushers out. The masked man then turns to Hogan and viciously strikes Hogan in the same manner. The masked man finishes his assault and then exits the ring, as Warrior and Hogan are lying motionless in a pool of their own blood.
Promo by: Obviously the Guy with the Mask
Event Date: Sunday, October 31st
Official Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2V9Hsw7p88
The Beginning...
As Sunday night heat has come to a close and the opening video for Havoc has just finished rolling... the camera shows the outside of the arena. It's beginning to get dark as the sun has started to descend. The majority of the fans have already gotten into the arena for tonight's event with the exception of one lonely fan. His name is unknown but some refer to him as Punk. A Punk associated with the letters NJ however oddly enough, has nothing to do with New Jersey. The obviously late fan shows to the arena door as they have already been closed and locked with the start of the event. NJ Punk begins to knock on the doors as no staff members seem to be in sight. As he peeks through the glass seemingly annoyed with not being allowed in, he sees a figure in the reflection of the glass doors. He squints to focus and is in disbelief with what he sees.
NJ gasps at what he sees and turns around. He is now looking straight ahead at the notorious killer commonly referred to as "LeatherFace"and he is wielding a chainsaw. LeatherFace starts the chainsaw as NJ shutters in fear and turns to the door. LeatherFace draws near as NJ is frantically pounding on the door. LeatherFace is in striking range and is ready to slice NJ, but then suddenly a staff member opens the door and NJ runs in fast narrowly escaping his demise..... FOR NOW.....
Monster's Ball[/size]
Battle Royal
Catman vs Bear Dod vs The Crippler vs The Santanist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=36-nVxWxmXg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzBqJJumZHM
Match recorded by: Matt Hardy
Todd: Jeff Hardy, can I get a word with you? I will just like to welcome you back to SOOL.
Jeff Hardy: Well Thank you Todd, It’s great to be back in SOOL and in this very ring. Now tonight I have a match against my own flesh and blood, Matt Hardy. Now my brother & I go way back. The last time we fought each other was at King of the Ring; where I defeated him. I honestly can’t think of anyone else that I could have challenged than my own blood, Matt Hardy. I know we had issues in the past but that’s over with now .Matt it was an honor facing you in my last match & tonight I have the privilege of wrestling you again
Todd: Well Jeff, for all the fans that are tuning in for the first time, can you tell us about the history between you and Matt?
Jeff: Well Todd, seeing as me and Matt are brothers, we go way back. We trained together back in North Carolina, We trained all day and all night to pursue our dreams of making it big in the pro wrestling world. Matt and I opened up a Independent Pro Wrestling company by the name of Organization Of Modern Extreme Grappling Arts or OMEGA, which me and him ran for 2 long years before the company folded, Also me and Matt struggled through other independent companies, Driving hundreds of miles, and barley making enough to eat cause the pay was so low.
Eventually we finally made are way to the big league of sports entertainment in the form of the WWE; which Matt and I would be multiple time World Tag Team champions as well as the 2 of us having great singles careers. Then come 2009, WWE as well as a few other wrestling promotions had a signing deal with this new up and coming promotion know as SOOL. The deal was that wrestlers from WWE, TNA, ROH and many others would all be able to compete in this company, So right off the bat Matt and I signed up and we debuted in November.
Then within weeks of are debut at SOOLs first PPV Survivor Series, Matt and I defeated CM Punk and John Morrison to become the first ever SOOL World Tag Team Champions Which to me was one of the highlights of my SOOL career. Things were going great but come 2010, Matt and I lost the world tag team titles to the MCMG; which in my opinion was a great match…
*At that moment Matt walks in and interrupts Jeff.*
Matt: Yeah Jeff it was a great match, but sense you seem to be sugar coating everything. I'll inform all these people about the details you have been leaving out. See I have carried Jeff's ass through his whole career, from his inability to get to his matches on time. To his “Issues” that I have had to help him through. Which by the way, my help must have not gone through to you Jeff seeing as you could be facing some real hard jail time.
Also, the fact of the matter is that if it wasn’t for me, you would probably still be on the independent scene making about 20 bucks a night and no one would really care about you. See Jeff you can try to blame all the bad things that have happened to us here in SOOL on other things, but the only person you should be blaming is your self
Jeff you’re the reason why we lost the World Tag Team titles to the MCMG, Because instead of going for the belts like you should have, You decided to come down and help me instead costing us the match and our titles, Then at the Royal Rumble you beat myself and 2 other men to earn a spot at Wrestlemania. However, weeks before that at Saints Valentine’s Day Massacre, we got another shot at the World Tag Team titles, and yet again Jeff, we lost because of you. It seems when I don’t need your help, you come to help me but when I do need your help, you're nowhere to be found.
Well over the next couple of months the tables finally turned for us, My career sky rocketed, while yours fell further and further in to despair, I won at Wrestelmania, You lost, I won the World Tag Team titles for a Second time at Backlash, You lost to HBK in a World Title match, I successfully Defended my World Tag Team titles at Victory Road, You tapped out to the Anaconda Vice.
Then we come to King of the ring, you and me had a match for the ages, It was back and forth, but in the end; you came out the victor and the fans went nuts. Yet that moment, my brother, was not the last time those fans were going to see me that night. At the end of the night, I cashed in my money in the bank and won the World Heavyweight Title. Something you have yet to do here in SOOL Now in the months following you left SOOL and my career went on a downward spiral but I have said that so many times I don’t feel like repeating myself.
Jeff tonight you and me are going to meet in that very ring for what I hope is the last time, and I don’t want us to go in there as enemies. I want us to go in there as brothers, as I believe we can put on one hell of a match. So Jeff, I just wanted to apologize for everything I have done to you over the past couple of months and hope that you forgive me
*Matt walks away into the back, Todd goes to ask Jeff more questions but Jeff has also started to walk away as the camera fades to the ring for the next match.*
Promo by: Matt & Jeff Hardy
X-Division Championship[/size]
Singles Match
"The" Brian Kendrick vs Macho Man Randy Savage
J.R.: Well ladies and gentlemen, Brian Kendrick is backstage preparing for his match against Randy Savage of the sAs.
*Kendrick passes by Lacey Von Erich, who's in the middle of a photo shoot*
Lacey: Hey handsome!
Kendrick: Uh, hi... Nice Halloween costume! What are you supposed to be?
Lacey: A whore.
Kendrick: Hmm, it works. How bout we hook up after I successfully defend my X-Division championship tonight? We can go back to the king size bed in my hotel room.
Lacey: We could... But i dont think it's possible, cause you'll be occupying a bed in the local hospital...
Kendrick: ...What?? You really think thats gonna happen? That old man probably wont even be able to lift me in the match tonight, let alone defeat me... much less beat me so bad that i need to go to hospital!
Lacey: Who said anything about the match tonight?
*Footsteps rapidly approach as Kendrick spins round but gets speared into the wall by Savage, who has Mr Anderson in tow, holding what looks like a guitar*
Savage: Gimme the guitar!
*Randy Savage slams the guitar into Kendrick's face, who crashes to the ground*
*Brian Kendrick looks as if he's unconscious, blood pouring from his face. Even Mr Anderson is shocked to see this side of Savage*
Randy Savage: Who the hell you callin' old ya little shit?!
Anderson: *looking on in shock* .................shit!
*Lacey Von Erich now appears to be holding some sort of flag, she unfurls it*
*Savage drapes it over the lifeless body of Brian Kendrick - And it certainly seems there's no way he'll be able to compete tonight*
Promo by: The sAs
Awwwwwwwesome!!
The theme song of The Miz hits as furious boos are heard from the crowd, the fans didn’t expect Miz as he wasn’t booked. But are angry at him for what he done to John Cena on RAW is WAR, attacking him then leaving him for CM Punk to choke Cena out.
Miz walks onto the stage, on Halloween night. In ring gear and wearing his well-known “I’m Awesome” T-Shirt. Of course no longer wearing a cast from his injured arm, he has an extra bounce in his step as he strolls down the aisle taking in all the negativity from the jam packed arena. He gets into the ring and is handed a microphone, then orders the ring announcer to get out of the ring. Miz’ music stops, right before he talks the fans begin to chant “You Suck!” He looks out into the crowd then lifts his mic to speak.
[The Miz] [/color]You people chant all you want, you’re just jealous that you’re not a chick magnet. Halloween night, Halloween Havoc. One of SOOL’s most hyped up PPV’s so far by the fans, but what’s so good about it? Halloween sucks; it’s just a bunch of fools and kids dressing up. I mean, look at some of you people. Let’s take a look at the freaks that are also known as the “SOOL Universe”
Miz walks over to the ropes, and looks into the crowds. He spots a middle aged fan dressed as Hulk Hogan.
[The Miz] [/color]Really? REALLY? A 40 year old man, dressed as an 80 year old man. You are the definition of pathetic. I can’t believe someone is that sad to dress up as Hulk Hogan and come to a mainstream wrestling pay per view in front row… Oh look, now we have a clown in the crowd. You really are a clown.
Miz suddenly begins laughing as he spots a young John Cena fan wearing Cena’s hat and T-Shirt.
[The Miz] [/color]Awwwwww isn’t that nice. A little John Cena supporter, look at you in your chain gang attire. I bet you enjoyed when I Knocked Cena out on RAW is WAR, or even when he was choked out!
The fan looks visibly upset as his mother consoles him, Miz gets out the ring with a smile on his face. He approaches the fan and mother
[The Miz] [/color]What’s the matter kid? Are you ashamed of your hero? Are you angry at ME? Well look into my eyes, because I am a true role model. I am somebody that you can all get behind… I am The MIZ. So, kid. Are you looking forward to seeing John Cena Vs. CM Punk tonight? Who do you think will win?
Miz moves the mic to the mouth of the kid, and when he goes to speak he pulls the mic back from the kids face.
[The Miz] [/color]Awww, sorry. Time’s up, the correct answer is John Cena is going to fail you tonight. He’s just a coward!!
The child begins to cry, and suddenly the mother of the child slaps The Miz in the face, he drops his microphone and holds his cheek as the mother is pointing and shouting at them. Miz shouts at security to escort them, and they do. They reluctantly escort them from the arena; Miz gets massive heat from the crowd for that action. He rolls back into the ring and picks up his microphone.
[The Miz] [/color]You do NOT disrespect The Miz. I have come too far to be thrown down the rankings again, starting next week on SmackDown. My in ring return WILL happen, and god help whoever has to face me. Because you are facing a new Miz. Oh, and one more thing I want to address. People have been asking me on Twitter, constantly. “Miz! Why did you do that to Cena?” and to shut those people up I will explain. I wanted to make an impact, and what better way to make an impact when returning to action is take out one of the top dogs. And that’s exactly what I did, I made a mark. That will never be forgotten, one by one. You will all fall to the Miz.
[The Miz] [/color]Nobody can stop the era of Awesomeness… Because I’m The Miz…
AND I’MMMM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!!![/size]
Miz raises his mic in the air as his theme plays, he then drops the mic and exits the ring. As he gets out the show cuts to a hype video for tonight’s Main Event.[/font]
Promo by: The Miz
Brother vs Brother[/size]
Singles Match
Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRyAOZl3xnY
Match recorded by: Matt Hardy
*Tyler Black and Jimmy Jacobs are shown backstage with Christy Hemme; they have their tag titles over their shoulders. And Jimmy Jacobs is holding the railroad spike from RAW is WAR, which is covered in the now dry blood of Austin Aries.*[/color]
[Todd Grisham][/color] Tyler Black, Jimmy Jacobs. Allot of people have been expecting an explanation of sorts, from your actions on the past RAW is WAR..
*Jimmy Jacobs laughs, and goes to speak. But suddenly from behind, Kurt Angle smacks Jimmy in the back of the head with a metal folding chair. Jimmy falls to the ground and Tyler drops his belt and tackles Kurt to the ground, it was a set up! Edge Hits Tyler in the back with a steel pipe as he grimaces in pain, he picks up Tyler and throws him over a set of metal boxes. Both men get up and begin to stomp Jimmy Jacobs repeatedly. They place a chair under his head, and then Edge drills him with a conachairto. Security come to break it up and they pull Edge away, but Tyler from behind picks up the spike and hits Angle in the head with it. He begins bleeding; Tyler tackles him to the ground and begins to choke him. They all get separated, the camera cuts to ringside where Jim Ross has news.*[/color]
[Jim Ross][/color] Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just gotten word. That due to serious injury of competitors, tonight’s tag team match will now be a singles contest between Tyler Black and Edge.
Promo by: Tyler Black
JerichoHolics vs The Peeps[/size]
Singles Match
Chris Jericho vs Christian
Jim Ross- 'King, I can't wait for this next contest.'
Jerry Lawler- 'It's sure to be a great match between to veteran wrestlers with both men looking to pick up a win that could propel them into a championship chase.'
Tony Chimel- 'This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Weighing in at 226lbs, Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO!'
*The crowd boo, but Jericho laps it up and smirks*
'And his opponent, weighing 227lbs, CHRISSSSSTIAN!'
*The crowd goes wild. Chris high 5s the front row of the crowd*
'Jericho quickly taking control, applying the side headlock. The crowd are really getting behind Captain Charisma here. The crowd really do love him.
'And Christian throws Y2J into the ropes but Jericho knocks him down. Y2J runs into the ropes as Christian quickly gets. Leapfrog attempt, but Y2J see this and knocks Christian down.'
'Christian thrown into the turnbuckle, set up on the top rope. Y2J looks to be setting up the suplex. Christian still has some fight left and punches Y2J back to the mat. Captain Charisma standing up. Looking for the cross-body. BAWWW GAWDD!!'
'CODEBREAKER! CODEBREAKER! THIS IS OVER!'
'1..... 2......WHAT! HOW DID CAPTAIN CHARISMA KICK OUT?!'
*Christian sneakily moves to the ring apron. Springboard from Christian! Y2J turns around and hits another Codebreaker*
'This is over. 1.....2.....3. Jericho wins!'
Match write up by: Christian
*As the cameras fade away from the recent match, the camera is now showing John Cena sitting on a chair in his locker room. The crowd goes crazy with the mere sight of Cena. Cena is wearing his fan favorite purple CeNation t-shirt and hat along with his trademark jean shorts. Cena is seen placing and tightening his arm and wristbands when then suddenly someone walks into his locker room. The camera pans out and reveals that it's none other than the Intercontinenal Champion; the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.*
Shawn Michaels & John Cena stare each other down; nearly going nose to nose as if a fight is about to break loose.
Shawn Michaels: This past week on RAW is WAR...you did what everybody was unable to accomplish for the last 2 months... and that's beat me cleanly in the center of the ring. We've only crossed paths on two occasions and both times you've come out on top. My win streak began after you defeated me just before SummerSlam and funny enough...it's ended, all because of you. You know something John...there is something I have to admit to you right now...I don't like you. But I respect you.
*Cena's mood lightens up as the tension of the situation has seemed to have went down.*
John Cena: That's all I ever want from any other superstar here in SOOL, especially you. I don't know if you know this, but as the leader of the CeNation, I'm all about three things. Hustle. Loyalty. And of course... Respect. I have yours now, and I surely respect you. You're a champion and there isn't anything you haven't done in SOOL. I'm proud to say I've beaten you because not many have in a one on one.
Shawn Michaels: I understand where you are coming from. My actions, specifically the more recent ones, may have caused people to turn a blind eye on HBK. But the way I see it...when it comes to those people who look at me differently now, just know that what I have done in my career is not nor will ever be wrong. What I've done has always been for the right reasons.
John Cena: The right reasons? You burned The Undertaker alive in a body bag at Barely Legal? What in your head justifies that? I don't think I was one of those to turn the blind eye, but I'm not one to question anyone's motives, especially you. I was shocked by that action and you're changing who you are as of late. In the last two weeks we've teamed up and have faced off and to be honest, I just don't know who you are, and even right now I'm still not sure.
Shawn Michaels: Cena, it looks as though you aren't seeing the entire picture here. I haven't changed and that's what you need to understand. I've been with SOOL since the very beginning and you should know by now that I don't ask for respect...I demand it. But there are those people out there, like The Undertaker, who didn't show me the amount of respect that I rightfully deserve... so naturally I let my actions speak louder than my words... and I demanded it. The fact of the matter is I don't allow anyone to think for a second, in their minds, that they are better than me, at my expense. Everybody needs to realize that I'm no stepping stone...I'm the real deal.
John Cena: Maybe that's where we don't see eye to eye. I don't demand it, I go out and earn it. There are always going to be people that don't respect you in this business and the only thing guys like you and me can do is go out there and beat people, just like I'm going to beat Punk tonight. Now, do I think I'm better than you, no... but I have beaten you twice now and obviously you're no stepping stone, so if you're the real deal, then so am I.
Shawn Michaels: Well, if that's the case...maybe it's time we should start seeing each other eye to eye. You honestly believe that I'm a changed person? I'm going to prove that you are wrong. You have a big match against CM Punk tonight. Everyone knows the story between him & I...it's not a hidden secret by any means. So what I'm asking is this, Let me have your back tonight.
John Cena: What? You and me?
*Cena pauses for a moment to stop and think.*
John Cena: Part of me is saying hell no don't trust this guy. However, my instinct is saying this is HBK. I'll give you the benefit of a doubt, you can have my back tonight. However, I don't like to owe anyone, anything. If you got mine, I'll look out for you against HHH. I know you got plenty of history with HHH and Punk so who better than you to for me to be around for tonight. I accept.
*John Cena extends his hand towards HBK to solidify the arrangement. HBK returns the gesture as the cameras fade to black.*
Promo by: John Cena & HBK
World Tag Team Championships[/b][/size]
Singles Match
Tyler Black (C) vs. Edge
www.youtube.com/watch?v=usI9aOq9uBQ
Match recorded by: Shawn Michaels
Todd Grisham: Hello I'm being join right now by the man who just lost to Chris Jericho, "Captain Charisma" Christian! So Christian, what are your thoughts on what just happened?
Christian: Well Todd, it wasn't the greatest match in my life. Y2J is one of the best wrestlers in the world and it was no surprise that I lost. To be honest I'm a shadow of my former-self. I have been used to winning. I've won titles all over the world. Especially here in SOOl, I am a multiple time champion, winning the X-Division Title, and Hardcore Television Title twice. I would love to add the World Title to that list. But thats never going to happen.
Todd: What do you mean Christian?
Christian: Todd, I think my career is over... Every week it seems I get a little unconfident with my career in SOOL.
Todd: Christian it can't be over, your just having some rough times.
Christian: Todd you just don't get it, it's tough competing every week after week.. It takes it's toll on you. I just dont't kn...
Christian pauses as a man begins to clap behind Christian. Christian turns around and Edge is standing there.
Edge: Well well well, Christian what are you doing? Saying your career is over. That's why I'm here. You've done many things here Christian. But there is one thing you havn't tried. And that is having fun. You've been here to compete. But now it's time to bring back the old days.
Christian: What do you mean?
Edge: Our old days! Edge & Christian! I don't need Angle, where was he when I faced Tyler Black earlier? I don't know but I know I can trust you. But just look, you see them people?
Christian: No?
Edge: Right there, looking into their TV, they thought your career is over. But I know and you know it's not. So next week, I declare it is Crazy Hat Monday! Edge & Christian are back and....
Christian's phone rings and he anwsers it.
Christian: Hello? Oh hey Granma. You want us to do what? 5-Second Pose? One sec. Edge wanna do It?
Edge: Of course
Christian: Okay granma, bye.
Christian puts his phone away and him and Edge get in position. They do the 5-Second Pose then laugh and walk off the screen.
Promo by: Christian & Edge
Boiler Room of Horror[/b][/size]
The camera cuts to the backstage area where we see NJ Punk nervously peering out from a corner section of a hallway. He is noticeably sweating & frantic following a near death experience earlier on in the show. He slowly tip toes through the hallway moving his head back and forth, side to side, as he observes his surroundings. His muscles begin to tighten making it difficult for him to move further as his fear continues to build. Just then, there is a loud crashing noise that comes from behind him. Scared shit less he quickly yanks open the door nearest to him as he barges into the room. The door slowly closes on it's own behind him. The camera zooms away as the nameplate on the door reads BOILER ROOM.
The room is very dark as the sound of water leaking from pipes can be heard. NJ Punk is about ready to have a heart attack as he tries his best to feel around the room in an attempt to find another exit away from the door he came in. Just then, a loud screeching sound, almost like nails on a chalkboard begins to fill the room. NJ Punk turns around to faintly see a glove with 4 large razor blades attached to it. NJ begins to scream like a little school girl as he frantically tries to find the exit door. The figure gives a loud demonic laugh as he grows closer and closer. NJ begins to cry as he fights to find a way out. All of a sudden, he manages to see the door that he used to come in with. As he quickly tries to make a break for it, he trips and falls over something; smashing his face to the ground. NJ who is obviously hurt from the fall crawls his way towards the door as the figure gets closer in pursuit. NJ grabs a hold of the door knob as he yanks it open. Just as he is about to exit; an arm from inside the boiler room reaches at him; grabbing his t-shirt. NJ turns around as he screams like a girl. The light from the hallway reveals the figure to be Freddy Krueger. Freddy laughs as he tries to pull NJ into the boiler room to finish him off.
Just then, as the tug war between Freddy & NJ continues; the sound of a chainsaw starting up is heard. From the corner of the hallway; out steps Leatherface, his clothes drenched in blood, ready to shred another victim in half. NJ screams like a girl even louder as he has nowhere to go as Freddy continues to tug on his shirt. Leatherface is mere feet away from NJ and Freddy is about to pull him back into the boiler room when miraculously; NJ Punk is somehow able to free himself. Freddy Krueger emerges from the boiler room as both he & Leatherface have a stare down with NJ in the hallway as if they are about to have a duel. Freddy does his signature laugh as he says, "You are mine now, bitch!". Leatherface raises his chainsaw high above his head as he begins to swing it wildly as they go in pursuit of NJ who runs away like a little girl.[/div]