Show #119: Raw is War Results [01/04/2016]

[Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho]

Event: Monday, January 4^th, 2016

Big Arm, Montana!







Singles Match

Shane Douglas vs Tyson Kidd





Singles Match

Scott Steiner vs Ryback

SPOILER: Click to show

Steiner to Ring side: Gimme a fuckin mic!

Ring side hands Steiner a microphone.

Steiner: All my freaks and fans in this arena just saw me take apart that wanna be Genetic Freak Ryback. But that’s not why am here. I am here for 2 reasons. The first one is for all you people in Big Arm Montana to pay homage to the man with the biggest arm in the world.

Steiner flexes.



Steiner: The second reason is that I used to only care about 2 things. My freaks and my peaks. Now, after I got screwed by that no talent piece of trash Shane Douglas and that bitch Sheamus whose ass I whooped a couple weeks ago. I realize that I want the IC title gold around my waist. Just be ready Sami Zayn because if I ever get the chance to go against you because I will whip your ass around this ring like a tornado from the trailer park you came.

Steiner: To all my freaks out there. HOLLA if ya hear me!

Steiner heads to the back.

Singles Match

Emma vs. Kharma





RAW continues with John Cena backstage on the phone. He’s approached by Renee Young for an interview.



Renee Young: John, if you have a moment, I’d just like to get your thoughts on your match last week with Randy Orton?

John Cena: There’s not much thought to be had there. I’ve beaten him and he’s beaten me before. It happens. I demolished him at Cyber Sunday and he somehow bested me last week it happens but it doesn’t matter. It means nothing because Orton is a nobody nothing and I dare him to say something about it. I’m calling him out to even speak up, but he’s afraid and I own him and he’ll keep his mouth shut. Actually, I just got off the phone with Chris Jericho, and after he bored me to death, he agreed to make the match once more at the Royal Rumble. It’ll be ya boy John Cena going man to half a man, with Randy Orton.



Renee Young: Wow that’s awesome. I can’t wait to see you two go at it once again. So what’s your plans moving forward?

John Cena: Well my immediate plans are that I’m about to go back into my locker room and finish a game of dominos with Enzo and Cass. My plans after that are getting ready to kick Orton’s ass at the Royal Rumble and then go on to win the Royal Rumble and then headline WrestleMania and win the SOOL Championship. I also am looking to help Enzo and Cass capture the Tag Team Championship. So yeah, I got goals and plans to make two thousand and sixteen the year of John Cena.

Renee Young: Well thanks for your time and best of luck to you John. As a matter of fact, it’s time for our main event which features Randy Orton going one on one with the number one contender, Finn Balor.

Cena laughs and opens his locker room door. Cena then thanks Renee and shouts inside to Enzo and Cass, “Hey guys put on the monitor and let’s watch Orton lose to Balor!”.



Singles Match

Finn Balor vs. Randy Orton



End of Show.

[Vader/Kharma/Steiner/Jello]

wow what a bust of a show. Good promo Cena. Will Orton speak up next week or be a wimp like the half a man he is lol. Thanks btw Ed for putting the kharma and Steiner match on here.

[Stephanie McMahon]

*The Raw credits start to roll as Balor walks through the back, kicking and punching anything he can get his hands on*

(Interviewer)

Finn! Finn if I could just have a word!

Balor turns on him with fury in his eyes

{Balor}

MY NAME ISN'T FINN YOU IDIOT! I'm Balor! BALOR! B-A-L-O-R! And I'm gonna make this quick. I'm not angry at what just happened. I'm LIVID! Anybody with 10-20 vision could see my hand on the ropes! The ref is an idiot and I'm gonna talk to Chris Jericho and make this right. Randy Orton STOLE a win tonight. Wait, let me rephrase that. Randy stole SOMETHING tonight, and when you find out what that is you come tell me you nobody because it sure as hell can't be called a "Win". 

(Interviewer)

But Balor-

Balor cuts him off

{Balor}

THERE ARE NO "BUTS" YOU MORON! I got screwed and that loss doesn't count! I haven't lost! I got screwed by some crappy ref. When I go out there and win, there is no doubt it was a win. When I beat Neville it wasn't disputable. Win I beat Sami Zayn, the Intercontinental champ, it wasn't disputable! And where is Zayn?! Probably somewhere in a swamp being given the business by Duck Dynasty! When I beat Ziggler the SOOL Champ no one could take that away from me. But what Orton did wasn't real. If Orton has any manhood, he'd step back in that ring, against me, in a rematch. With a CLEAR winner. And I don't give a damn what kind of match it is. He can pick it himself. But until Randy pins me CLEAN...He's nothing more than a fluke.

Balor pushes past the Interviewer and stomps his way out the door

[Stephanie McMahon]

Sorry I dropped the ball on a promo guys. After the way I "Lost" it kinda took the wind out of me and I of course had to work today. But hey, I wrote a quick one. ^ I'm throwing out the challenge Mark. Make your win official. Pick the match. WIN CLEAN!

[Vader/Kharma/Steiner/Jello]

Heels gonna Heel