Post by Commissioner Michaels on May 24, 2016 17:31:17 GMT -5
Event: Monday, May 23rdth, 2016
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!
Send All Matches & Promos to Commissioner Harmon
Seth Rollins is walking through the backstage Area as he is walking Renee Young calls his name and asks for an interview Seth agrees talking directly to Renee Young.
-R.Y-
Seth may I have an interview with you?
-S.R-
Yes you may Renee it's better than having a interview with Josh Matthews cause he's well how should I put this he's not you but enough talk about stuff that doesn't matter let's talk about me and my quest for Championship Gold.
-R.Y-
Well very soon you will be in a match at The TLC Pay Per View for The Intercontinental Championship your thoughts on that?
-S.R-
Let me start off by saying there's no chance in hell I am losing this match because I am Seth Rollins and I am The Man so bring all you have Sami Zayn because at the end of that match I will walk out your new Intercontinental Champion.
Seth looks at the camera and speaks slowly into the camera.
-S.R-
Now if somehow this match changes from a one on one to a Triple Threat or Fatal Four Way as God be my witness I will strike down on anyone stupid enough to get involved in this match for that night will be my night.
Seth steps back and begins to talk directly to Renee.
-S.R-
With that being Said Renee this was a really nice interview we should do it again sometime but for now I have to go get ready for my match.
Seth walks out of the frame of the camera and Renee begins to speak for the last time.
-R.Y-
Well there you have it Ladies and Gentleman I'm Renee Young signing off.
The segment then fades to black and the next Segment begins.
Raw comes back from commercial break, and the titantron lights up with Michael Santana standing backstage with microphone in hand.
Michael Santana
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time. Damien Sandow. Mr. Sandow thank you for joining me this evening.
The camera zooms out and pans slightly to reveal Sandow dressed in his button up and slacks.
Damien Sandow
Always a pleasure to see you again Mr. Santana.
Michael Santana
Now Sandow, I want to congratulate you on last week making your return to Monday Night Raw in spectacular fashion against the Intercontinental Champion, Sami Zayn. It was a hard fought match, but in the beginning it seemed the match was almost over before it began after a suplex Zayn performed on you and he was able to hold you down for a two count. What happened there?
Damien Sandow
First, thank you for the support and intrigue in me being back in SOOL. The match last week was definitely hard fought, but as usual, I came out on top. Now, the moment you're talking about definitely was a weird one, and I played it off like I was psyching Mr. Zayn out. In reality, the buffoon made me land on my shoulder awkwardly and I had to take a moment to catch my breath and think about the situation. I have yet to see a botch that bad from the Lord of Botch himself, Sin Cara!
The crowd can audibly being heard chanting, "Botch, Botch, Botch, Botch" when Sin Cara is mentioned. Michael Santana brings the mic back to him to continue the interview.
Michael Santana
That's a bold accusation there Damien...
Damien Sandow
That's Mr. Sandow, Santana.
Michael Santana
Oh, my apologies. (Michael Santana clears his throat) As I was saying, that's a bold accusation there Mr. Sandow, claiming that Zayn's supposed botch is worse than Sin Cara paralyzing Pentagon, Jr. or tearing Austin Aries rotator cuff.
Damien Sandow
Well Michael, any botch can be career threatening, even if it just causes you to get the tiniest "rug burn" from the ring.
Michael Santana
I'll keep that in mind. Moving on, as stated, you defeated the reigning Intercontinental Champion in one on one action last week. However, you stated before you came out to the ring that you had no time for that specific title and were going to elevate yourself to the SOOL title picture. Why not use the victory to claim that you have a right to compete for the Intercontinental Title?
Damien Sandow
You answered the question in your own statement Michael. Because it is below me! I've competed against the best SOOL has had to offer. Starting from the slob Mick Foley, moving up to almost winning the Royal Rumble against that drug addict Jeff Hardy and the fattest man alive Bam Bam Bigelow! Not to mention I threw out John Cena, Chris Jericho, and our commisioner at the time, the dirtiest person to ever step foot in this company, Shawn Michaels. I don't belong down with the nobodies like Sami Zayn, Seth Rollins, and whoever else they have down there. Though, I'm sure management will find a way to throw me into that mess just to prove a point.
Sin Cara can be seen rolling in the background, trying to find out what the commotion is and what started the botch chant. He spots the interview being conducted, rises from the ground and begins to walk toward Santana and Sandow, but an intern walks in his path and he is splashed with hot coffee. He lets out a scream of agony, covering his masked face and running off camera. Santana and Sandow turn around but only notice the intern cleaning up the mess left.
Damien Sandow
Are we finished here? I need to catch a jet out of this ass of a city and make my way to the lovely west coast.
Michael Santana
Oh, yes Mr. Sandow, that was al...
Before Michael can finish, Sandow turns around, throws on his sunglasses, and walks out of frame.
Michael Santana
Umm, okay. Back to you guys at the table.
Singles Match
Sin Cara vs Seth Rollins
*Sin Cara gets up and grabs a mic*
.:Sin Cara:.
So I just wanna let everyone know... I botched the ending... I didn't feel like kicking out.. I realized that the match wasn't really that important, and I just wanted to botch on to next week. A little fucking birdy told me I get to face The Sandman from Spider-Man next week, and if I win that shit.. I get thrown into the Intergalactic Championship Step Stool match. Yay me right? That's what I am fucking botching about slut! Samantha I am going to spew what I have been holding in all over you... Ha! Get it? Wait....
*Sin Cara looks at the ring announcer, and says*
.:Sin Cara:.
Am I allowed to say that shit? Cause I really fucking wanted to. Cause Samantha is a slut, and sluts get fucked. That's how life works right?
*Sin Cara looks at his wrist*
.:Sin Cara:.
Well.. looks like I gotta hit the old dusty trail.. for the main event...
*The ref comes over and whispers something Sin Cara's ear*
.:Sin Cara:.
Oh... welp looks like no main event guys.. oh well I guess.. umm goodnight I guess??? uhh yeah...
*The camera fades to black to end the show*
END OF SHOW
Longest Reign: 154 Days
