Post by Commissioner Michaels on May 16, 2016 18:16:45 GMT -5
Event: Monday, May 16thth, 2016
Buffalo, New York!
Raw opens up live in Buffalo, New York.
.:Raeshawn Spencer:.
WELCOME LADIES, AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE LIVE HERE BUFFALO, NEW YORK!! We have a great show planned for you let's get this show on the road!!!
.:Michael Santana:.
Oh god no... This isn't how you kick off a show..
Sin Cara runs out onto the stage, and trips. He lies there for a moment then begins rolling down the ramp. He stands up, and looks around the arena then casually walks over to the ring. He goes between the ropes, and his leg gets caught in the ropes. He then fall again face first.
.:Raeshawn Spencer:.
Can you believe this is one of the guys who is being highly considered for an Intercontinental title shot?
Sin Cara stands up and is handed a mic by the ref.
.:Sin Cara:.
Week after week. I win. I have taken out superstar after superstar. Raw GM's what in the heaven are you doing? I believe I have earned a match against Samantha for the intergalactic championship!
The fans cheer
.:Michael Santana:.
Why are they cheering him? The are honestly encouraging him?
Sin Cara points Michael Santana
.:Sin Cara:.
You shut your whore mouth Dick trickle. I am onE of the best Raw has to offer! I AM THE LORD OF BOTCH, AND I AM GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU ALL BY BEATING THE JIZZ!!!!!!!!!
Singles Match
Sin Cara vs The Miz
Singles Match
Samoa Joe vs Seth Rollins
The crowd explodes as they see Zayn come running out lifting the Intercontinental Championship high, he climbs the steps and grabs a mic on his way into the ring.
Zayn
Hows everyone doing tonight?
The crowd cheers
Zayn
Thats great! Now...At Backlash I added another Title defense to my streak when I defeated CM Puke! We left it all in the ring and both went in beat up, hell I have the cracked ribs to prove it. After the hell I went through I was thrown into a Triple Threat match, no big deal I'm a fighting Champion, but then they decided I was the bigger threat apparently and had themselves some fun at my expense, Two 300+ dudes thought lil' old me was a big threat to them and honestly I was flattered. Then that one to many twinkie eating Joe chocked me out. Obviously this has become a trend take the Champ out earn a Title shot. Look at Punk and Rollins and now I bet Joe will also get one but thats for a later date, I have Rollins to deal with at TLC and all I can say to you Rollins is look at my last 3 defenses. It doesn't end well for the challengers and at TLC it wo-
Sheamus' theme comes blaring over the arena's sound system. Sami immediately throws his mic down and prepares for a fight. After several seconds pass, it's clear the Irishman isn't coming out and the music dies down.
The Miz's titantron now shines on the screen, and again Sami, who had his back turned, spins around expecting to see The Miz running down the ramp. In just the same fashion the music dies without anyone appearing.
A look of annoyance comes across the Intercontinental Champions face as he sees the trons of his defeated challengers flash one by one on the screen. He leans on the ropes just hoping one of these men turn out to be his opponent. When Christian's music dies down, Sami grabs the mic he threw to the ground and is about to yell into it...
The crowd roars at CM Punk's theme blasting through the arena, hoping to see these two men go at it again. They begin to chant "C.. M.. Punk... C.. M.. Punk..." but still, no one comes from behind the curtain. As the music dies a voice comes over the speakers around the arena.
I was planning on also playing Rollins' theme to really get you to jump, Sami, but I can see the disgust on your face already, so I thought the joke had gone on long enough. The man you hear speaking right now is your opponent tonight, and I promise you that I am NOTHING like these past challenges you have overcome.
The crowd goes silent just listening to the words of the mysterious voice, given no choice but to do that since the man behind the voice isn't even shown on the titantron.
You and I have never had the pleasure of competing one on one until tonight, and I plan to use you to elevate myself back to my former glory. I have no need for the petty title you hold over your shoulder, it is beneath me. I'm jumping straight to the top. I will be competing for the SOOL Championship. Now please, just lay down and get this over with, I have important business to get to afterwards.
The sound of a microphone hitting the floor can be heard hitting the floor with feedback coming after. As Sami beginnings pumping himself back up for his match, the crowd starts to get excited again.
Singles Match
Intercontinental Champion Sami Zayn vs Mystery Opponent....
Extreme Rules Tornado Tag Team Match
SOOL Champion Shinsuke Nakamura and AJ Styles vs (The Bullet Club) Kenny Omega and Roman Reigns
The referee rings the bell as Nakamura falls to the ground, holding his stomach. Roman brings the baseball bat up in the air one more time before bringing it down on Nakamura's back. AJ run to the ropes and looks like he's about to attepmt a suicide dive be Roman launches the bat at him, striking him in the chest and stopping him dead in his tracks.
Roman looks at his handiwork and begins limping up the ramp to an awaiting Kenny Omega. Kenny and Roman look like they are about to leave when a voice rings out through the arena. Using the announcers table to stand up is Nakamura with a microphone
(Shinsuke Nakamura)
You...You cheat. *Nakamura holds his back in pain* We...have you beat. And you cheat. AJ and I beat you once. We do it...again.
AJ begins to stir as Nakamura slowly enters the ring
(Shinsuke Nakamura)
Rematch. Us, You, Next week. Extreme Tornado Tag match. AJ and I will defeat the Bullet Club. AGAIN. Or...are you two scared?
It doesn't even take a second for Kenny Omega to yell you're on! Nakamura smiles painfully and extends his hands to AJ. AJ looks down at it, back at the crowd, and back to Nakamura. AJ shakes Nakamura's hand as the two agree to be allies once more.
Until AJ pulls Nakamura into a knee to the gut that knocks the air out of him. The crowd and even the Bullet Club is shocked. As Nakamura lays in the ground in pain AJ hooks his legs and...
The SOOL Champion lays unmoving as AJ stands over him. The Bullet Club point and laugh at the uneasy alliance already breaking down as Raw comes to an end