Raw is War Show #121 Results 01/18/2016

[GM AJ Lee]

Event: Monday, January 18^th, 2016



Cut and Shoot, Texas!















Singles Match



Scott Steiner vs Shinsuke Nakamura

SPOILER: Click to show

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After the big win against a former IC champion, Steiner celebrates around the ring flexing on top of each turnbuckle. Nakamura rolls out of the ring and heads to the back while Steiner celebrates.
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Steiner goes to ring side to get a mic, and goes back in the ring accompanied by some freaks.
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Steiner: Cut my music!
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Steiner: Whose ass do I have to beat to get a shot at the gold. I’ve been kicking everyone’s ass that you throw at me Shane and Jericho. So, Jericho here’s my question for you since, I already know Shane is too much of a wimp to stand up to me. How about you show me why you are the longest reigning Intercontinental champion in SOOL. Me against you. One on One. So, come out of that general manager CLOSET and let the people watching SOOL every week see that you have simply LOSSED IT. Then again why would you want to get a guaranteed ass whooping cause you are nothing but a CHUMP, and you have no chance against BIG POPPA PUMP.
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Steiner: Now, I got freaks to IMPRESS while Jericho is probably trying on a polka dot DRESS.
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Steiner: This goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump’s your hook up, HOLLA if ya hear me!
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Steiner heads up the ramp and to the back.

The crowd cheers, Zayn appears on the titantron..

Zayn
Some people were confused on why I sacrificed myself Wyatt....It's easy...He has saved me...He is my messiah, my one true god.

Zayn
My messiah can save anyone just one touch, that's all it takes for you to feel free once more.

Zayn gets handed his Title from Abigail

Zayn
I used to think this was all that mattered....My messiah saved me from the curse of gold....The curse of greed...

The lights fade out as Zayn speaks one last time

Zayn
Follow the buzzards...and you too can be freed...

*RAW is WAR continues as the camera now cuts to a pre-recorded interview with SOOL Hall of Famer, John Cena.*

SOOL Cameraman: John, what brings you here to our nation's Capitol?



John Cena: I'm here today to pay tribute to Doctor Marin Luther King in honor of Martin Luther King Day. I know I won't be there for RAW tonight, but this is a once a year day and this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me to march for the equality of the human race. Dr. King was a great leader and if I can be a fraction of the man that he is then I'd be happy with the life that I had lived. We're going to march today and it's going to be phenomenal.

SOOL Cameraman: Well that’s awesome, John. Let’s hope the RAW audience doesn’t miss you too much this week. So then next up for you is the Royal Rumble, where in addition to the Royal Rumble match, you’ll be competing against Randy Orton in what just may be the final chapter in this current story between you two. What are your thoughts heading into this match?



John Cena: Ya know it’s funny, I said he’s afraid of me and he’s proven just that. I’m not going to be there tonight and guess what? He shows up. He’s going one on one with Finn Balor, so if he survives then I’ll be more than happy to finally kick his ass once more at the Royal Rumble. I’ve had enough of him and it’s time I lay him to waste again. I’m just sad to say that Jericho is going to have to find a replacement for Orton because after I’m done with him, he might not be able to make it to the Rumble match.

SOOL Cameraman: Well, I know things are hot and heavy with Randy Orton right now but can I get your comments on what Neville said to you after your match with Christian last week?

John Cena: First and foremost, it was a pleasure to go one on one with a fellow Hall of Famer last week. It was a blast and I'm a bit upset that it was interrupted by Neville. Now I don't know what his problem is but it doesn't seem that he, much like many others, is too fond of me. Well if he really wanted to do something about it, then he should have stepped to me in the ring instead of frolicking about on the stage. Anyhow, I know Neville will be in the Rumble, so if we cross paths there, I'll give him every opportunity to go face to face with me then.

SOOL Cameraman: Well the fans are going to look forward to your match with Orton for sure but you and Neville would be very interesting. Now, I’ve heard your thoughts on the Rumble and your intentions on winning it but what are your plans if you do go on to win the Rumble and headline Mania? As it’s been official that the winner of the Rumble will have the right to choose which World title they will contend for at WrestleMania.



John Cena: Wow, that’s big. I didn’t know that. That’s fairly interesting and man would it be tempting to jump ship and et right into the main title picture but if you’re going to put me on the spot then I’ll give you a straight answer. If and when I win the two thousand and sixteen Royal Rumble, I plan to stay on RAW is WAR and challenge for the SOOL title because the SOOL Championship is the only Championship that I have yet to win here in SOOL and it is my mission to accomplish that feat. So it doesn’t matter if it’s Dolph Ziggler, or Finn Balor, I’ll be coming for the SOOL Championship at WrestleMania Seven after I go through twenty-nine other superstars no matter who it is.

*Following Cena’s last statement, the cameraman thanks Cena for his time as the video ends and the camera fades back to ringside for the next scheduled match..*

Non-Title Match



Intercontinental Champion,Sami Zayn vs. Baron Corbin

Raw returns after a quick break to the one and only Adam Cole backstage, the always-lovely Maria Kanellis hanging from his arm.

[Adam Cole]
Tonight, The One makes his long-awaited, long-anticipated Raw Is War debut! That's right, tonight you will see the in-ring ascendance of ADAM COLE, BAYBAAAAAAAAY! And tonight, I will be sure to make quick work of Kalisto! And then I...

[Maria Kanellis]
Wait, babe...I thought you were facing Sin Cara?

[Adam Cole]
...That isn't the same person?

[Maria Kanellis]
Is it?

[Adam Cole]
They all look the same to me. Anyway...Kalisto, Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio Sr., Rey Mysterio the 47th, who gives a fuck, I'll take 'em all on and they'll all bow before The Kingdom, BAYBAY! And then once I'm done beating the luchadors so bad that their masks bruise? It's always on to bigger...

[Maria Kanellis]
MUCH bigger.

[Adam Cole]
And better...

[Maria Kanellis]
WAY better...

[Adam Cole]
Things for Adam Cole, the ruler of the Kingdom, and his ever so...vivacious queen, Maria Kanellis. Because there's three things in life that are certain...death, taxes...and The Kingdom!

[Maria Kanellis]
Thy...Kingdom...Come.

[Adam Cole]
BAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Cole smirks as Maria places a kiss on his cheek before The Kingdom walks off-screen, heading to the ring.






Singles Match

Adam Cole vs. Sin Cara

I got no match but Sin Cara won. Enjoy this video instead.







Tables Match



Finn Balor vs. Randy Orton









Singles Match



Adrian Neville vs The Miz



End of Show.

[Vader/Kharma/Steiner/Jello]

Great work by the man the myth the legend John Cena like always. 

Cool short promo from Zayn.  I expect more in the coming weeks.

Maria Kanellis with that vanilla midget Adam Cole. . . I think she needs to come get a taste of the BIG POPPA.  lol.  I like how you said Kalisto? Sin cara? Rey Mysterio Sr? Rey Mysterio Jr? Rey Mysterio the 47th? who gives a fuck ill take em all. That was good stuff man.

I guess Balor's Kryptonite is Orton.

SIN BOTCHA nice video of the match jackass.

 

[Commissioner Michaels]

...Looks like you've earned your color. Congratulations.

[GM AJ Lee]

Jan 18, 2016 16:59:46 GMT -5 Commissioner Michaels said:

...Looks like you've earned your color. Congratulations.

I have a dream that one day a man shall not be judged by the color of his name, but by his character and choices!

[Sinister Incarnate]

Jan 18, 2016 17:50:59 GMT -5 GM AJ Lee said:

Jan 18, 2016 16:59:46 GMT -5 Commissioner Michaels said:

...Looks like you've earned your color. Congratulations.

I have a dream that one day a man shall not be judged by the color of his name, but by his character and choices!

Sami Zayn joining the Wyatt family?!?! Ok I"m judging you... You"re fucked six ways to Sunday..