Post by Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho on Dec 15, 2015 1:22:51 GMT -5
Event: Monday, December 14th, 2015
Unalaska, Alaska!
*RAW is WAR begins after it’s opening intro and John Cena is standing by for an interview.*
SOOL Interviewer: John, I got to start by asking what you’re thoughts are about your match tonight?
John Cena: I got a tag match with Ziggler. He’s the SOOL Champion and right now he’s the man on RAW. I’m just looking to pull my weight and not let my issues with Orton distract me from the goal tonight.
SOOL Interviewer: Actually John, Dolph isn’t here tonight. He’s out sick and your match has been changed to what it was supposed to be originally last week… you one on one with CM Punk.
John Cena: Oh, well if the champ is sick, then I’m sure that he would want to be here and get a taste of Punk before their title match. However, the show has to move on. I’ll step and take on Punk, no problem. Now I’m sure Orton will rear his head and I’ll be ready for it. Let’s do it.
SOOL Interviewer: Well I’m looking forward to it. Now speaking of Orton, it has been decided by the fans that you will face Randy Orton at Cyber Sunday in a Kendo Stick Match. What are your thoughts?
John Cena: Kendo sticks. How fitting. This all started with Kendos and it should end with me breaking about four or five dozen all over his body. As he said, this isn’t personal, this is business and I’m going to be all about my business come Cyber Sunday and if Orton wants to get involved in my business tonight, then I’ll be happy to give him the business tonight.
*Cena walks off as the camera then shifts back to ringside for the first official match of the evening. The finals of the Intercontinental Championship number one contender’s Tournament.*
The Finals
Ryback vs. Baron Corbin
*After his third straight victory and moving on to meet Sami Zayn for the Intercontinental Championship at Cyber Sunday. Corbin motions for a mic.*
Baron Corbin
Did you see that? Did you fucking see that? lets take a bit of a trip down memory lane. And by memory lane I really mean a span of a month. So i sign a exclusive contract with Stephanie to join Smackdown! The end all be all show. The place where the top guys are. Guys like Kevin Owens, Rusev, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins and many many more. Now which one of those top guys do i get to face? None of them. I get a list sent to me of a couple of names and lets just say they were not any of the guys i named. They were Solomon Crowe.. Some Sheep fucker named Strowman. and Last and probably the least. The Miz. So i chose Crowe because well..Hes tiny i could smash him. Which I did. So after that painful ordeal. I get a call from Stephs henchmen Teddy Long saying they didnt like my attitude and I had been traded to Raw. Thank fucking god! Im going from Sheep fuckers C list celebrities and shitty tag matches to a show with real class and tradition. The second I got here I was informed I would be in this IC Title tourney. So I said Chains are off.
*Corbin is getting booed to the point he can barely be heard but continues to speak ill of the Sool Roster.*
Baron Corbin
So First round. Another sheepfucker..put him down in less than 5 minutes..Next up Hideo Itami.. Kenta..Whoopiedee fucking do...put him down less than 7 minutes..which leads us to "The Big Guy" Ill give ya this Ryback you got a hell of a future here..But this isnt the future..this is now..So now we have Sami Zayn. Sami you beat a bloated overgrown child to get that belt. I dont respect that. I do respect you. I like you. But thats not gonna stop me from grinding you into dust and taking that belt from you. And once I'm done with that. Ziggler or Punk I dont give a damn which one of you comes out on top at Cyber Sunday. Just no that when I say I want to dominate that includes the main event scene as well..Its not Judgement its Punishment.
*Corbin drops the mic and berates the crowd a bit as he leaves*
Singles Match
Sheamus vs. Scott Steiner
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Steiner celebrates after a big returning win, and heads back up the ramp to the back.
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Mean Gene Okerlund: Scott Steiner how do you feel about that homecoming win you just had.
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Singles Match
Mark Henry vs. JBL
Mark Henry defeats JBL.
The camera pans on Sasha Banks texting on her phone as a figure pops into view. Sasha looks up and rolls here eyes at who she sees standing in front of her.
*Sasha Banks*
You again? What do you want now?
Devin Taylor looks annoyed but tries to carry on with her job
(Devin Taylor)
Well I couldn't help but notice that you did not show up to your match tonight Sasha. Is there any reason that you did not compete on Raw tonight?
Sasha sighs loudly and puts her phone down
*Sasha Banks*
Devin, I didn't become a Boss by being foolish. What sense does it make to got out there and risk hurting myself against someone as irrelevant and Alexia Bliss? Yeah, it makes NO SENSE. Alexia has nothing to lose. I bet she'd try her best to hurt me just out of spite because everyone knows I'm gonna destroy Mickie James and become the NEW Women's Champion.
The arrogance are rolling off of Sasha as she begins to walks away
(Devin Taylor)
Wait! What about the other women who have been entered into the Cyber Sunday voting? If you do win the Women's Championship is there anyone you would want to face?
Sasha turns around and walks back to Devin with fire in her eyes
*Sasha Banks*
Okay lets get one thing straight here Devin. There is no IF. IF is something losers say. WHEN I win the Women's Championship I don't care who wins that stupid poll. The SOOL Universe can pick their victim and send her to me. And I'll send that victim back with hurt pride and a broken dream. And you can BANK on that.
Sasha leaves quickly this time, giving Devin no chance to ask another question.
Non-Title Match
Intercontinental Champion, Sami Zayn vs Finn Balor
Balor stands up holding his head and pain as the ref raises his arm in the air. Balor quickly snatches his from the ref and rolls out of the ring. Balor snatches a microphone and makes his way back to the ring. Zayn has been handed his Intercontinental title and is making his way back up the ramp
{Balor}
Yeah, you get out of here Sami! You leave knowing that you did your best. Your best was good enough for Neville last week but it wasn't enough for Balor. You people wanna know who else did their best against me? Michaels did. So did Batista. Oh! And let us not forget out SOOL Champion Dolph. Everyone has done their "Best" but the fact still stands, that in one on one action, I have YET to be pinned or to tap out.
Balor leans against the turnbuckle, still feeling the effects of his match with Sami Zayn
{Balor}
All those names Neville. Two of which, Zayn and Dolph, have beaten you. Losing to the Intercontinental Champion and SOOL Champion is nothing to be ashamed of. If you're complacent being an average wrestler. But me, I'm anything BUT average. But you already know that don't you Adrian? You cling to this notion of trying to help Finn when what you need to be worried about is helping yourself. It's YOUR career and YOUR life you need to be worried about because you're not nearly good enough to be worried about anyone but yourself.
Balor points to the crowd
{Balor}
You people love Adrian Neville right? Well tell me how it's gonna feel picking the match I destroy him in? His well being is in your hands and at the same time it isn't. Rather you pick the Falls Count Anywhere and I beat him all around Ohio, or you pick a TLC and I break his ribs by jumpng off the Ladder onto his chest, or...you can pick the Last Man Standing and I'll beat Neville so bad that not only does he not stand up...he may NEVER wrestle again. The clock is ticking Raw. At Cyber Sunday, I remained undefeated. And at the Royal Rumble...Raw belongs to BALOR.
The arena goes dark. Light shines down, illuminating Balor. When the light shines again, Balor is nowhere to be found.
Singles Match
John Cena vs. CM Punk
End of Show.
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