Show #115: RAW is WAR Results [11/30/2015]

[Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho]

Event: Monday, November 30^th, 2015

Boring, Oregon!





*RAW is WAR begins and instead of the pyrotechnics going off… JBL’s music begins to play and the crowd begins to boo.*



*JBL walks right out from the back and he is very upset with everything as he storms down to the ring and is determined to regain his Intercontinental Championship. He enters the ring and he isn’t in the mood to talk as he’s ready to simply compete tonight. RAW’s announce team of Dante LaBrie and Chris Seal begins to speak*

Dante LaBrie: Well, welcome everyone to RAW is WAR live from… where the frick are we Chris?

Chris Seal: Boring, Orgeon, Mate.

Dante LaBrie: Oh God. I’m not even going to bother, but I’m just glad JBL saved us some money tonight by foregoing the waste of money opening fireworks here tonight.

Chris Seal: Well, I don’t think he had that in mind. I just think he’s out here because he’s pissed off and wants his title back.

Dante LaBrie: I’m sure, as he is competing in the second annual Intercontinental Championship number One Contender’s Tournament, which begins tonight. Eight man will be competing tonight for the right to advance in the tournament to gain the opportunity to challenge, the new IC Champ, Sami Zayn in three weeks at Cyber Sunday.

Chris Seal: It should be exciting, LaBrie. I’m guessing JBL is taking the initiative as he is looking to start this tournament tonight as he is facing Roman Reigns here in the first round.


Round 1 Match

JBL vs. Roman Reigns

Chris Seal: How do you see this one playing out tonight Dante?

Dante LaBrie: I got to go with JBL here tonight. I think he’s determined to regain the title that Sami Zayn took from him at Survivor Series last night and he wants to prove it was a fluke. Besides, I think Reigns is bordering on irrelevancy. Bigelow destroyed him at Halloween Havoc and I though he was done after that. I’m shocked he even got this opportunity.

*Roman Reigns’ theme begins to play as JBL is ready to face him.*



*After a moment or two pass, Shane McMahon walks out onto the stage instead of Roman Reigns. JBL is confused by Shane’s appearance. Shane calls for the music to end as he raises a microphone up to his mouth and begins to address JBL and the SOOL audience.*

Shane McMahon: I have an announcement and an apology to make right now. I know, JBL that you were looking to go head to head with Roman Reigns tonight, however that won’t be the case. Roman Reigns wasn’t supposed to be in this tournament. Someone in the production truck in charge of graphics made a mistake ipso-facto it led to a few morons getting fired earlier this evening and I just didn’t have time to notify you of the situation which is why I’m here now. I just informed Roman and he is aware of the scenario and now I’m just going to say sorry to you, JBL. This isn’t what you were expecting. Now for the inconvenience, I had thought of giving you a bye into the Semi-Finals of the Second Annual Intercontinental Championship Number One Contender’s Tournament but I just knew you wouldn’t want that and you’d prefer to prove yourself here tonight… So without any further delay... allow me to introduce to you, your opponent for this evening. RAW’s newest free agent acquisition…

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Chris Seal: The big guy is back in SOOL, Dante. This changes things drastically. I don’t think the monster known as Ryback is going to be stopped in SOOL as he was so dominant before. JBL may have a lot of money, so I hope he’s ready to put it where his mouth is tonight because I’m sure Ryback is looking to punch his teeth out.

Dante LaBrie: What? Well thank goodness Shane fired those incompetent employees but this isn’t fair. JBL had no chance to prepare for this match at all whatsoever. This is a travesty.

*Ryback makes his way down to the ring and he hasn’t taken his eyes off of JBL at all. JBL is irate at this situation as he begins to complain to the referee. However, Ryback enters the ring and the referee simply rings the bell signaling the beginning of this match.*


Round 1 Match

JBL vs. Ryback

SPOILER: Click to show

Dante LaBrie: Ya see, that’s how pitiful this situation is. JBL was not prepared to take on that Neanderthal and he got screwed. Ryback knew who he was facing tonight and JBL didn’t, that was a tainted win.

Chris Seal: Let’s just be glad that the people responsible won’t be around to make any more mistakes. Anyhow, congratulations to Ryback and now let’s take a look at the updated tournament bracket with Ryback advancing.



Dante LaBrie: Yeah he advance to face the winner of the first round match-up between Bam Bam Bigelow and Sting. I’m sure Ryback won’t get past either of them since Sting or Bigelow will be able to properly prepare for him.

Chris Seal: Be that as it may, I’m excited to see how the rest of the first round shapes up tonight. I’m also looking forward to our main event tonight as RAW’s newest champions, Sami Zayn & Dolph Ziggler will square off in what will surely be a classic. I simply can’t…

*Chris Seal is interrupted by another superstars theme music as the camera zooms out to show who it is...*

Sasha Banks makes a her way down the ramp with swagger in her step. As she reaches the ropes she motions for the ref to be a gentleman and lower the ropes for her to enter. The ref does so and Sasha steps through into the ring. She is given a microphone and brings said Microphone to her lips

*Sasha Banks*
The boss of SOOL...has arrived.

Sasha Banks bask in all the attention that is being shined her way

*Sasha Banks*
It's been years since there has been a Woman's Division here in SOOL but it's back now, and it's better than ever now that it has Sasha Banks in it. You poor unfortunate people haven't had the pleasure of seeing someone as great as me in action but when you do, you'll be furious at what you've been missing out on. I'm beautiful.

Sasha flashes a dazzling smile at the crowd

*Sasha Banks*
I'm intelligent. And most importantly I'm dangerous. I'm the right Woman to rule over this division is once I'm done stepping over my opponents tonight, I'll be one step closer to claiming my throne at Cyber Sunday. So tonight you're all gonna witness me make quick work of the other "competitors". And you can BANK on that.

Sasha tosses the microphone as Raw fades to its first commercial break of the evening.



Singles Match

Triple H vs. Roderick Strong

SPOILER: Click to show

Chris Seal: I got to admit folks that was quite the impressive debut for Roderick Strong here tonight after defeating quite the decorated champion. This was also Triple H’s return to RAW and who knows his frame of mind since he forfeited the Intercontinental title a few months back.

Dante LaBrie: Screw Triple H. I don’t who this Strong guy is but I’m glad he beat Triple H. I was happy when he got fired and I’m unhappy that he’s back. He doesn’t deserve to be back after he disgraced that title, which he stole from Shinsuke Nakamure in the first place. A complete and utter travesty...

*Dante stops talking as he see the lights cut out instantly with flashes of lights here and there*




As I walk down this road to victory alone, I am expecting bumps in this road, one of which came earlier then expected...I hate to sound cliche but I just have to pick myself up and get back on the road... Last night was a tough night, I had to go home and tell my wife that I am not good enough... I let everyone down... But now I have been given a second chance to prove that I still have it. and put all of that behind me.. Tonight I will face off against BamBam and hopefully I advance on to the next round... *The crowd starts to cheer* Now me and Bam do have some history, none of which is good on my end *Sting smirks, and begins to talk again, he begins to get louder and louder* Now Bam Im sure you and others in the back have noticed that I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE UP! I WILL FIGHT AND FIGHT AND FIGHT UNTIL I HAVE SOME FORM OF SUPERIORITY WRAPPED AROUND MY WAIST!... And I am sure you want this, but Im afraid you dont want it as bad as me.. I REFUSE TO LOSE TO A FAT FLAME HEADED SCUM LIKE YOU!!. *The crowd begins to boo* This darkness you see around me is what I see 24/7.. THIS IS ALL I SEE!.. THIS IS WHAT I LIVE!.. You wouldnt even be able to imagine some of the horrfic things Ive seen, so when I beat you to a bloody pulp and stomp those flames out I will have no mercy for you... Nothing personal just business... *The crowd begins to chant: STING STING STING STING STING STING*



Dante LaBrie: How dare Sting interrupt me! I don’t care if people interrupt you but no one should ever interrupt the undisputed voice of SOOL.

Chris Seal: I beg to differ on that. I get Sting though. He is upset and thriving to find success once again in SOOL. He’ll have a tough time against Bigelow tonight but I’m not counting Sting out at all. I’m really looking forward to that match. Speaking of matches, it’s time for our next match, where Roman Reigns is set to go one on one with Neville.

Dante LaBrie: Oh Lord, not those two. Can I use the bathroom now?



Singles Match

Adrian Neville vs. Roman Reigns

SPOILER: Click to show

Chris Seal: A big win in a great match for Neville tonight. You could really see the fire in his eyes as he is on a war path. He’s been torn with his emotions when dealing with his frenemy Finn Balor.

Dante LaBrie: Who honestly gives a damn about Balor and Neville? They need to shove it with their best friend drama. Whether they fight or team up, I don’t think either one of them will be successful. Let’s look at the real matter which is Roman Reigns. He lost tonight as he would have lost to JBL earlier had that been the match. JBL should seriously file a complaint and get something done about it.

Chris Seal: You know, JBL should take his loss as a man as everyone in SOOL should be prepared for anything thrown their way. As for Neville and Balor, well why don’t you tell Balor to his face as his match with Kane is next.

Singles Match


Finn Balor vs. Kane






The fans begin to boo as the see the demon crawl around in the smoke




Adrian Neville emerges out of the smoke, and runs down the ramp then he grabs Balor as he is crawling on the ground to the ring. He grabs him by the waist, and locks his hands around his stomach. Adrian lifts Balor off the ground, and lets him dangle for a second. Balor is fighting to get over it, but a slight smirk crosses over the face of Adrian. Then with a swift motion he swings Balor between his legs and with the momentum he follows through with the swing, and german suplexs Balor on the steel ramp. The crowd erupts with excitement now that Adrian has finally got his hands on the demon. Balor now lies on the ground motionless. Adrian looks down at Finn's body with no regrets. Adrian now walks over to the ring announcer, and is handed a mic, and he begins to start walking back to Balor's body. He begins speaking, and his voice is a bit shaky of anger.

.:Adrian Neville:.
Now.. I really didn't want to do that, but you have forced my hand foul demon. I feel like you we're starting to forget about me.

Adrian grits his teeth

.:Adrian Neville:.
And I won't that happen, because I have unfinished business with you Balor. I won't let you just take my friends body for yourself. Seeing how Finn is unable to fight back. I have to do it for him, and I have noticed something with you, and that is that you not only have changed Finn, but you have changed me a bit as well.

Adrian squats near the demon's body looking down on him

.:Adrian Neville:.
See Balor you brought out this dark side of me, and it's a side I have never seen before. I never even knew it existed until now. I have never felt this kind of power before, and you know what... I kind of like. This sense of rage is almost soothing. As I hear you cry for pain demon it makes me feel a little better each time. I have been biting at the bits for my moment to strike, and I don't think you expect this for me. The "Good Guy of SOOL" I am a human being. If I am fucking angry at someone your damn right I want to beat the shit out of them, and it looks like I just made myself a man of my word. 

Adrian stands up, and looks around the arena looking at the crowd.

.:Adrian Neville:.
Now you must all think I am slowly becoming a bad guy. No. No. No that's not the case at all I'm just evolving. I still love each, and every single one of you out there, but now I will not be walked all over. When someone says "jump" I say "Fuck you".

Adrian pauses and begins to start speaking again

.:Adrian Neville:.
Now back to you Balor.. You said your always listening... I know you can hear me right...

Adrian lies down on the ground next to Balor, and gets in his face
 
.:Adrian Neville:.
I want to fight you at Cyber Sunday, and If you know what's good for you. You better accept it, because if you don't I will keep jumping you until you realize I will refuse to go away. Now you have til next week to respond or You'll never make it down this ramp again without me close behind ready to drop you.

Adrian slowly gets up, and watches Balor walks away up the ramp still watching Balor.

Chris Seal: I was not expecting that from Neville. I told you he was upset and so frustrated that he finally let out all of his anger on Balor tonight in any way that he could. Oh, I can't wait to see them lock horns officially. I hope Balor accepts the challenge.

Dante LaBrie: I'll just say that Balor is lucky that Neville chased him out of here because I was two seconds away from telling him how much he sucked myself. Good, I'm glad he's out of here. Let's move on to the next match in the tournament tonight. It seems we have Hideo Itami going one on one with Sheamus... Oh no why is Sheamus in this? That should be Nakamura. That'd be an epic match.

Chris Seal: Oh bugger. I don't even know what to say anymore to you. Let's just get ready for another highly competitive contest in round one right now.




Round 1 Match

Hideo Itami vs. Sheamus

SPOILER: Click to show

Chris Seal: What an impressive win for Hideo Itami. He has been impressive since debuting on RAW and he is now the second man to advance in the first round of tonight’s tournament.

Dante LaBrie: Impressive is not the word I would choose to describe his run as of late. Let’s see, he’s had matches against Enzo, Cass and now Sheamus. Whoop-dee-do, good for him for scraping off the bottom of the RAW barrel. Him winning, blah, let’s just look at the updated bracket now.



Chris Seal: Itami has advanced and will go on to face the winner of well either Erick Rowan or a mystery opponent. That could be anyone. Who do you think it could be?

Dante LaBrie: I think it would be best for business, if it were Nakamura. He would clean house in this tournament. It better be him. You know what though, we’ll see that later. As it’s time for the highly anticipated return of the SOOL Women’s Division. As we saw Sasha Banks earlier, she will be competing in a fatal four way match against Kharma, AJ Lee and Bayley.

Chris Seal: Yes it’s up next and it’ll be exciting as the winner will earn themselves a spot in the Women’s Championship match at Cyber Sunday.

Fatal 4 Way Match

Kharma vs Bayley vs AJ Lee vs Sasha Banks

[Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho]

SPOILER: Click to show

Chris Seal: What a big win for Sasha tonight. She talked a big game earlier and she most certainly backed it up here tonight. She is now in the Women’s Championship match for Cyber Sunday. Her opponent will be determined in a Women’s match this Thursday on Smackdown.

Dante LaBrie: It didn’t to me who won honestly, I’m just glad to know that Women’s wrestling is back and that match was solid.

The camera cuts to the backstage area, where Triple H is seen standing beside a monitor. He has a look of disappointment on his face, presumably from his loss to Roderick Strong. He looks toward the camera and scoffs.




Triple H:
Listen, I understand that you were ordered to come here by Shane or whoever to ask me about how my match was, and you're probably expecting me to get heated. Get mad. Get pissed and probably break something. Well, that's not going to happen. You don't even need to ask me a thing. The fact is, Roderick Strong and I faced off and after some back and forth action, he came out with the win, nothing to dispute about that. You're just here to incite some sort of reaction from me, to get people to look at me and say, "Wow, that Triple H guy has anger problems." or "Triple H can't take a loss." Truth is, I don't want that.  The only thing that I want people to take out of this is that I'm disappointed. I was expecting for this to be a triumphant return, and instead, I got the complete opposite. But you know, it could've been attributed to ring rust. It's been a while since I've stepped through those ropes and my performance earlier tonight probably backed that up. Anything else you want to know?



Interviewer:
Uh, um......


Triple H:
Good, now get out of here.

Triple H shoos the interviewer away as he checks his bag. As soon as the doors close, the camera now cuts to a different view of the same room, probably security camera footage. Triple H looks around the room, then pulls a crate to reveal a sledgehammer! Hunter stares at it as if it's his best friend.

Triple H:
My old friend......How glad am I to see you. 

He suddenly starts pacing around the room, his face turning red and his hand clenching the sledgehammer tightly.

Triple H:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT PIECE OF TRASH DIDN'T BEAT ME! MY SHOULDER WAS UP BEFORE THREE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY NIGHT, MY SHOW, AND THIS B+ PLAYER COMES IN AND PISSES ON MY PARADE??!?!?! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I EVER, AND I MEAN EVER, SEE THAT VANILLA MIDGET WALKING BACKSTAGE, I'M GONNA KICK HIS SKINNY FAT ASS SO HARD, HIS MOTHER WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM! AND EVERYONE ELSE IS GOING TO BOW DOWN TO ME, BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF KINGS, AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!

The Game then takes his sledgehammer and smashes the monitor! He then rips it off the wall and throws it onto the ground. He then starts bashing the monitor repeatedly with the sledgehammer until he eventually stops. He takes a breath and looks around the room. He then notices the security camera in the corner of the room.

Triple H:
Ah shit.

Hunter then briskly walks out of the room as the feed fades to black.



Singles Match

Enzo Amore vs Tyson Kidd

*The match was recorded but the video failed…*

Chris Seal: Despite the loss, that was quite the impressive performance from Tyson Kidd tonight. I think Enzo tried to put Kidd away on three separate occasions before finally scoring the victory tonight. A solid match between two superstars best known for their work as a team with their respective partners.

Dante LaBrie: Is the match over? I was falling asleep here. Good gracious, thank goodness we could move forward. It took Enzo four attempts to finish off Tyson because that’s how weak Enzo is. Him and that stupid hair style. I would have beaten Kidd way faster than that. The only thing worse than that would be watching their teams face off with the other two clowns they team with. Just ridiculous.





Balor stumbles backstage holding his head as he's approached by Renee Young

(Renee Young)
Balor, Neville just att-

Balor snatches the microphone right out of her hand 

{Balor}
I know EXACTLY what he did! You think I wasn't there or something you bimbo? Neville isn't a man. Neville has had ample time to try and attack me but when does he choose to do it? After I competed in one of the most painful matches in SOOL history. He's a hero? He thinks he's a hero is all. He has some weird dark hero complex/weird obsession with Finn.

Balor breathes heavy as he continues to hold his head in pain

{Balor}
Well guess what? I'm not going anywhere. Neville wants to play this game with me? I play this game of chess better than anyone here in SOOL. And Neville just put himself into check mate. He's nothing more than attention whore and the moment I stopped giving it to him he attacked me. You want my attention so bad? You got it. Athough maybe if you showed more attention to your career and less to Finn's well being you wouldn't be losing almost every match you're in.

Balor shakes the cobwebs off before continuing

{Balor}
Maybe that's why you want Finn back so bad. Finn was a loser just like you. Even MORE so than you. Bet he made you look pretty good didn't he? By comparison you looked phenomenal! But what are you with him? You lost your qualifier to Batista. You tapped out to Cesaro. You got put down by Ziggler. Loss after loss after loss! It's all your good at anymore. I'd want Finn back too if I was you. But you're not gonna get him back. I own his body and soul. There is only Balor now. You want my attention? You want my answer? Rest assured, you'll get it next week.

Balor storms off, ending the interview.

Chris Seal: I really hope Balor accepts Neville's challenge. I am dying to see that match.

Dante LaBrie: Yeah he's better off accepting Neville's challenge because I thought of laying down a challenge myself and he wouldn't want any part of that. Now let's get to a match that I think should be the main event of the evening and it's the triple threat match to determine the number one contendership to the SOOL Championship.

Chris Seal: It's going to be solid as CM Punk's team, by some shady tactics in the final match from Orton, secured the win and this match at last night's Survivor Series. It's officially CM Punk versus Mark Henry versus Randy Orton for the number one contendership to Dolph Ziggler's SOOL Championship and it's up next.



SOOL Championship #1 Contender's Triple Threat Match

CM Punk vs. Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry

SPOILER: Click to show

*CM Punk’s music blast over the PA system as he gets up to his feet and has his hand raised in victory. CM Punk has just earned himself a SOOL Championship match against Dolph Ziggler at Cyber Sunday. CM Punk exits the ring and begins to head to the back. CM Punk is getting quite the mixed reaction as he smirks and knows that he’s next in line and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. I’m exits the arena as he shouts that the King has returned. Then as Henry is being helped to the back, Orton begins to catch his breath as he is sitting in the ring holding his neck in pain. Orton is recuperating but then he hears an all too familiar theme.*



Dante LaBrie: Oh god. Typical Cena. Stealing the spotlight from Punk. This is Punk's moment. He just became the new number one contender. Cena has no business out here.

Chris Seal: Oh my friend, I don't think Cena is out here to disrespect Punk. I think he's here to get a piece of Orton's arse for how he attacked him with that kendo stick at last night's Survivor Series.



*Orton is disgusted by the music as he simply despises Cena. Cena finally appears at the top of the stage. Cena is all business as he has quite the stern look on his face.*



*Cena makes eye contact with Orton and Orton is not in the mood to debate with Cena, however Cena isn’t in the mood for talking as he now darts towards the ring in a full sprint.*



*Orton gets up to his feet as quickly as he can, but he’s fatigued and as he gets up, Cena is already in the ring and up in his face. Cena easily hits Orton with a right hand and then he quickly fires off with a few more. Orton however strikes back and Orton and Cena are in a full brawl now. That is until Cena, punches Orton in the jaw and then grabs Orton’s left and brings Orton in towards him as he then drops Orton with a solid short armed clothesline.

The crowd is loving it as Cena is looking for some payback for the match he had with Orton at Survivor Series. Orton gets up now and walks right into Cena, who scoops him up and then powerfully plants him with the FU! Orton is down and in pain as he is still in a lot of pain following the triple threat match he was just in. Cena exits the ring and pulls up the ring apron to look underneath it for a weapon. It doesn’t take Cena long to find what he was looking for as he pulls out a kendo stick from underneath the ring. The CeNation cheers as Cena enters the ring looking to return the favor to Orton, who had brutalized him with a kendo stick at Survivor Series.

Cena goes right after Orton and cracks him in the back with the kendo stick. Orton screams in pain as Cena swings and hits him again. Cena is asking Orton how he likes it as he connects again with Orton. Cena then begins to swing the stick with a flurry causing Orton to roll around and try to avoid as he exits the ring. Orton retreats as fast as he can as Cena tries swinging at Orton even through the ropes. Orton exits back up the ramp as fast as he can as Cena wants him to come back and get a taste of what he had to experience. Cena’s music begins to play again as Orton stares back at Cena as he has no plan on going back to fight Cena.*

Dante LaBrie: Of course SOOL's biggest coward, Cena would try to assault a man that just went through a grueling triple threat match with two of SOOL's best. Can we get him some security out here to get rid of this clown and escort him out of the arena?

Chris Seal: Calm down ya cheeky bastard. Cena is upset and deservedly so, he is out here looking for retribution. Cena isn't letting this one go without some payback first. Orton better watch his back as I'm sure this one isn't over.

Dante LaBrie: Whatever, I'm not going to let Cena steal any spotlight from the people who deserve it. Let's get back to what matters tonight and that's the number one contender's tournament for the I.C. title. It's time to find out who the mystery opponent is for Erick Rowan to face and I'm sure as Hell hoping it's Nakamura. Hell it better not be Cena either.

Round 1 Match

Erick Rowan vs. Mystery Opponent

Chris Seal: Here comes big red Rowan down to the ring. He looks focus but man, I’m so excited to see who he’s facing tonight. It could literally be anybody.

Dante LaBrie: I already made my remarks about who it could be but if it were at all possible, wouldn’t it be great if it were Jeff Hardy? If somehow he came to RAW and lit this whole tournament on fire. That’d be great. You know what though this situation isn’t as unjust as what happened to JBL earlier. At least here Rowan, has knowledge that he could be facing anyone, it’s not to where JBL thought he was up against Reigns and then faced someone else. It wasn’t fair, but all will be right if the right man has been chosen.

*Then as Rowan has entered the ring, Shane McMahon appears on the titantron and quickly begins to speak.*

Shane McMahon: There has been a lot of speculation as to who this mystery opponent is and it’s finally time to reveal him. He’s not someone you’ve seen on RAW before, because he has come to RAW is WAR as part of the trade I made last week to bring Randy Orton to RAW as well. So without any further delay, ladies and gentlemen Erick Rowan’s opponent for this evening is Smackdown’s latest loss, the lone wolf…. BARON CORBIN!



*Corbin’s music hits and then the giant of a man, steps out onto the RAW stage for the first time as the spotlights are in place as he is ready to make his way down to the ring.*

Chris Seal: Baron Corbin! I did not see that coming. That is definitely a game changer. That’s going to be a lot for Rowan to handle. Oh I’m sure Hideo Itami is definitely going to be watching this one closely as he meets the winner next week in the Semi-Finals.

Dante LaBrie: Well that’s disappointing. I was really expecting it to be Nakamura. Wait, so Shane traded for Orton and Corbin? But then who did RAW give up? I hope to God it wasn’t Nakamura or RAW is doomed. Might as well trade me to Smackdown too, even though I’d be miserable over there.


Round 1 Match

Erick Rowan vs. Baron Corbin

SPOILER: Click to show

Chris Seal: Wow, what an impressive debut from Corbin. In his first night on RAW he’s two matches closer to earning an Intercontinental Championship match.

Dante LaBrie: I’ll admit that was something. A good showing by Corbin, but dammit I was hoping it was Nakamura. I hope he’s still on RAW. Anyhow, let’s look at the updated bracket now as Corbin advances to the Semi-Finals.



Chris Seal: Yes, as our first semi-final match is now set as Baron Corbin will take on Hideo Itami next week. That’s going to be a brawl, but man Corbin may be the new heavy favorite. I’m excited to see what happens next week and even later tonight as we have one more first round match left to go. However, it’s time for our next scheduled match, as Antonio Cesaro is set to go one on one with Kalisto. Should be real entertaining as those two know each other quite well.

Singles Match

Kalisto vs. Antonio Cesaro

SPOILER: Click to show

Chris Seal: Kalisto with a huge win here. More tag team superstars in singles matches and it just seems like Cesaro and Kidd can not catch a break mate. They’re continuing to slide after losing the tag titles last night at Survivor Series.

Dante LaBrie: That Kalisto kid is fun to watch but Cesaro has been I don’t know, what’s the opposite of over? Under? His title reign with Tyson was a fluke and I don’t think he has it in him to get back to what made him World Champion. Maybe he was just lucky. I don’t know he has to prove it to me.

Raw cuts to the backstage area, finding it's way to a hallway. At the end of the hallway, coming out of a door is none other than AJ Lee. The crowd pops slightly for the star, not really knowing if they like her yet or not.

[Camera Man]
AJ! Can I get a moment!?

AJ turns to him and begins to skip his way, smiling all the way. She makes it to the camera and leans in, as though waiting for a question. The camera man appears to clear his throat, AJ's big eyes staring him down.

[Camera Man]
Can I get your thoughts on the diva's battle royal that happened earlier in the evening?

AJ seems to grin to herself, thinking over the question.

[AJ Lee]
To be honest, I'm not really surprised that's what you came all the way over here to ask me. That should be the biggest thing on my mind, shouldn't it be? Losing my oppurtunity to be the first ever Women's Champion? This should be devestating. I should be in my locker room crying my eyes out, just like every other little girl in that match out there. But that's the real issue. I'm not a little girl like they are. I'm a wrestler. I'm not going to cry while I can be getting ready because right after the champion is crowned, I'm going to be knocking on their door.

[Camera Man]
Well can you tell me what your thoughts on SOOL finally bringing about a Women's Division?



[AJ Lee]
It's great, really. Because now, people can see that wrestling isn't just for men. It's a much broader subject than that. Wrestling is for anyone and everyone and that's something that SOOL is finally seeing. Well, almost for everyone.

[Camera Man]
What do you mean almost for everyone?



[AJ Lee]
Hmmmm, let me think. Who doesn't actually deserve to be a member of SOOL's roster. Oh yeah, that's right! Sasha Banks. The self proclaimed, "Boss" of the Women's division. We've been here for one night and she already thinks she's the hottest thing going and I'm sorry to burst her bubble, but she isn't even close. She got one pin, over a nobody, in a chaotic match. That, isn't hard. Beating someone, good, one on one, is hard.

[Camera Man]
Don't misinterpret what I am trying to say AJ, but are you trying to say that you're good compared to Sasha and the others?



[AJ Lee]
What? Why I would never! But if you really think that, just as the SOOL Universe SHOULD, think that, then who am I to disagree? What I can do, hasn't even begun to show. But once it does, we'll actually see who people choose to cheer.

[Camera Man]
Since you mentioned her earlier, I have to ask, do you think Sasha Banks will in fact win the women's title?



AJ simply stares at him for a moment, taking in the question then turns away, skipping back down the hall, leaving the question a mystery. The camera begins to fade as AJ cuts around the corner.

Chris Seal: AJ isn’t recognized for her sanity mate. Last thing you want to do is piss her off.

Dante LaBrie: AJ’s just frustrated because things didn’t go her way earlier. It’s understandable. Look let’s get back to what tonight has been building towards and that is the last match of the first round. It’s time for Bigelow versus Sting.




Round 1 Match

Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Sting

SPOILER: Click to show

Dante LaBrie: I knew it. Ya see, Seal. Bam Bam is one of the fiercest men on this roster and when he’s on his game, he is very dangerous. He put Sting in the ground tonight and is moving forward. I think Bam Bam could be our next Intercontinental Champion.

Chris Seal: I’m sure the other three men in the tournament would argue that. However, Sting was no slouch tonight. All the credit in the world to Sting, but congrats to Bigelow as he is the final man to advance to the Semi-Finals. Let’s take a final look at the updated Tournament Bracket.



Dante LaBrie: Bam Bam Bigelow advances now to face Ryback in the Semi-Finals. Hell we didn’t even know Ryback was in this tourney when we started tonight. That should be JBL versus Bigelow if you ask me and now that Bigelow knows he gots to face Ryback, I don’t think Ryback stands a chance.

Chris Seal: I wouldn’t overlook Ryback if I were Bam Bam. All I can say is that I’m really looking forward to both of next week’s Semi-Final Matches. However, it’s time for the main event as the Intercontinental Champion, Sami Zayn will go one on one with newly crowned SOOL Champion, Dolph Ziggler.

Zayn comes out to roaring cheers as he holds his belt up high.


Zayn slides into the ring and grabs a mic. He looks into the camera



Zayn
Well....I did it.

Zayn looks into the crowd.

Zayn
I've finally won myself a singles belt!

Zayn
There were many people who doubted me and those people were WRONG! I'm standing here the NEW Intercontinental Champion! It's not all fun and games though and as Champion I now have to defend this!



Zayn
Now Shane told me last night that He's holding a tournament to see who'll be number one contender for my Championship...And all week I've been getting questions "Who would you like to see win?" "Who do you think the favorite is?" I don't really care who wins to be honest, because they’re just going to get my boot in their face at Cyber Sunday anyways!

The fans cheer.

Zayn
Now as for who I think will win....That's an easy one. I think it'll be Corbin and I at Cyber Sunday...And it will be a fight! It will be bloody and hell we may even break a few ribs but at the end of the day I'll be standing here the Raw after and still say...

Zayn whispers into the mic



Zayn
Sorry about this Cena...

Zayn
THE CHAMP IS HERE!



Chris Seal: Sorry, Sami but the SOOL Champion is now here. Man this is going to be an emotional match because neither man knows how to back down or quit.

Dante LaBrie: Emotional? Shut up already. I just hope these two “champions” just beat the crap out of each other.

Champion vs Champion Non-Title Match

SOOL Champion, Dolph Ziggler vs. Intercontinental Champion, Sami Zayn

SPOILER: Click to show

Chris Seal: Dolph has pinned the Intercontinental Champion. Man what a match that was!

Dante LaBrie: Jesus that was long. I thought we were going to run out of air time. .. . Oh what’s this now? Is Sami about to show his true colors?

Chris Seal: No way. Sami is a new man. He has respect for both of those respective titles. And there it is a true show of sportsmanship as Dolph Ziggler shakes Zayn’s hand and then both men have their arms with titles in hand, raised in victory by the official. What a proud moment this is.

Dante LaBrie: That’s awful They don’t really respect each other. This is going to make me sick. I’m done. We’re done. That’s a wrap for RAW tonight. Thanks to all you maggots that joined us tonight and we’ll be back next week. So long from Boring-Ass, Oregon, folks.

End of Show.

[Tyler]

I liked this show.

[Vader/Kharma/Steiner/Jello]

Headliner


Kharma jobs to Sasha Banks


Overall good show.  By the way the Punk vs Orton vs Henry match said it was private for me.

[Commissioner Michaels]

SOOL Championship Triple Threat #1 Contenders match is now up. Don't know why it was set to private but it's been fixed.

[Commissioner Michaels]

By the way, best part in the triple threat is a MUST watch...17:45 - 18:15.

[Stephanie McMahon]

Nov 30, 2015 21:08:53 GMT -5 Commissioner Michaels said:

By the way, best part in the triple threat is a MUST watch...17:45 - 18:15.

Apparently Punk learned some tricks with his time away...Some Supernatural tricks...Fucking weird lol

[Commissioner Michaels]

Nov 30, 2015 21:13:05 GMT -5 Stephanie McMahon said:

Nov 30, 2015 21:08:53 GMT -5 Commissioner Michaels said:

By the way, best part in the triple threat is a MUST watch...17:45 - 18:15.

Apparently Punk learned some tricks with his time away...Some Supernatural tricks...Fucking weird lol

Not only that but THAT was the closest someone has come to losing that I've seen in 2K16, damn ref.

[RoddyStrong/SupahDragun/BeckyL]

Great read and a great watch to put things into perspective even more.. It was awesome.

[Stephanie McMahon]

Nov 30, 2015 21:17:26 GMT -5 Commissioner Michaels said:

Nov 30, 2015 21:13:05 GMT -5 Stephanie McMahon said:

Apparently Punk learned some tricks with his time away...Some Supernatural tricks...Fucking weird lol

Not only that but THAT was the closest someone has come to losing that I've seen in 2K16, damn ref.

Yeah tough break for you man. You were THAT close. I honestly feel for you.

[Commissioner Michaels]

Nov 30, 2015 21:20:12 GMT -5 Stephanie McMahon said:

Nov 30, 2015 21:17:26 GMT -5 Commissioner Michaels said:

Not only that but THAT was the closest someone has come to losing that I've seen in 2K16, damn ref.

Yeah tough break for you man. You were THAT close. I honestly feel for you.

Should have been a 3 count...stupid ref hesitating for 100 years. Oh well, I guess I have to kick Cena's ass next week because he attacked me for absolutely NO reason at all, stupid bastard.

[Stephanie McMahon]

Nov 30, 2015 21:23:24 GMT -5 Commissioner Michaels said:

Nov 30, 2015 21:20:12 GMT -5 Stephanie McMahon said:

Yeah tough break for you man. You were THAT close. I honestly feel for you.

Should have been a 3 count...stupid ref hesitating for 100 years. Oh well, I guess I have to kick Cena's ass next week because he attacked me for absolutely NO reason at all, stupid bastard.

Orton vs Cena? NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE *Wink Wink Nudge Nudge*

[Stephanie McMahon]

Also, Ed is a better Regal than actual Regal XD

[Commissioner Michaels]

Nov 30, 2015 21:28:32 GMT -5 Stephanie McMahon said:

Nov 30, 2015 21:23:24 GMT -5 Commissioner Michaels said:

Should have been a 3 count...stupid ref hesitating for 100 years. Oh well, I guess I have to kick Cena's ass next week because he attacked me for absolutely NO reason at all, stupid bastard.

Orton vs Cena? NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE *Wink Wink Nudge Nudge*

Yeah, I know you wouldn't know anything about that feud...I heard Orton won all the time, so what's news anyhow?

[Commissioner Michaels]

Nov 30, 2015 21:33:42 GMT -5 Stephanie McMahon said:

Also, Ed is a better Regal than actual Regal XD

Ed told me about the commentary, it was very well done and it just ties the show together perfectly.

["Second City Saint" C.M Punk]

["Second City Saint" C.M Punk]

[Stephanie McMahon]

Nov 30, 2015 22:02:18 GMT -5 "Second City Saint" C.M Punk said:

Man if you don't get yo ass out of here lol

[Sinister Incarnate]

Nov 30, 2015 22:04:49 GMT -5 Stephanie McMahon said:

Nov 30, 2015 22:02:18 GMT -5 "Second City Saint" C.M Punk said:

Man if you don't get yo ass out of here lol

Hey I got another reason to hate Jadakiss! Just when I thought I'd hit the plateau.. This shows up..man solid day,..