Post by Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho on Jul 16, 2012 15:29:29 GMT -5
Event Date: July 16th, 2012
Live From: Rancho Cordova, CA!
**Raw is War starts tonight but with pyros and the entrance video but we are in the backstage area. A minute or so passes then a figure appears in the shot looking around. We then realise that its actually "Mr Exclusive" Johnny Jiggas. Jiggas is walking around looking for something, he starts to walk the corridors whilst the camera follows him. Jiggas is looking at every single nook and cranny looking for something. We make it to the locker room area where Johnny Jiggas stops still to see US Champion Davey Richards sitting down in deep thought. Davey then shoots a look at Jiggas whos shyly waves back. Davey continues to stare a hole in Jiggas who opens his mouth to talk.**
Jiggas: [/color]Uh hi Davey, was just wondering if you knew where.......
Davey Richards: Do I look like I have time for a little bastard like you? Now get out of here.
**Jiggas starts to cower away but he stops in his tracks when he spots a "Sin Cara" mask pinned to the wall with a piece of paper tucked inside. Jiggas walks up to the mask and grabs the paper. Jiggas unfolds the paper and the note reads.....
Xclusive Interview?? Fall on US sometime, See you Later, AOTF
Jiggas rushes out the door and we then cut to the opening video for RAW is WAR**[/font]
Promo Written By: Tyler Black
[Earlier in the week, Chris Jericho made a special guest appearance on Conan O'Brien's talk show. SOOL has decided to show various highlights from the interview, as filler as they get the ring ready for the next match]
Conan:
Well Jericho, it's great to have you on the show. You know, in the past I've had other wrestlers be on my show such as Sheamus and The Miz, and I...
Jericho:
Oh, I get it, so this is the first time you've had a GOOD professional wrestler appear on your show?
[Conan and the audience both laugh]
Conan:
There it is, that mouth of yours that I've been hearing so much about. You know, I don't watch much wrestling...if I wanted to see sweaty men roll around with each other in speedos I'd just go to a party at Adam Lamberts house...but my hair stylist loves wrestling and she's always telling me what a great talker you are in the ring.
Jericho:
Your stylist has good taste in wrestlers, which makes up for her obvious terrible taste in hair. Some might say I've got the sharpest tongue in SOOL. And they would be right. In fact, I'm so good at talking I could probably do your job for you, Conan, but I wouldn't want your job anyway...I refused to join the Mr.McMahon Kiss My Ass Club so I sure as hell won't join the Jay Leno Kiss My Ass Club, although I'm sure you did.
[The audience boos, and Conan is caught a little off guard]
Conan:
Hey, easy there Jericho! You and me actually have something in common! I've heard about your band Fozzy, and it's a funny coincidence because I play in a band too...maybe we could tour together some time, eh?
[Conan lets out a friendly laugh, but Jericho simply shakes his head]
Jericho:
Sure, we have that in common, but the difference is that my band played on the same stage as Iron Maiden, meanwhile your band played on the same stage as Doink The Clown at your kids 5th birthday party.
[The audience boos again. SOOL cuts to another point in the interview]
Conan:
I did a little research before you came on the show, and I found it interesting that you were the first world champion, but haven't touched the belt since.
Jericho:
I don't need a belt. Boring people like Cody Rhodes and Kurt Angle need to hold belts just to keep their faces on the card, since they obviously don't have the ability to stay relevant through skill. I figure, let the kids play with their toys, and I'll stick to taking down the real professionals. Besides, I've defeated former champions more times then Edge or Cody have even defended their belts. I defeated RKO half of the Rated RKO, hunted down Davey Richards, ended Shawn Michaels, and next week I plan on adding John Cena to my list of accolades.
[SOOL cuts to the end of the interview]
Conan:
Well Jericho, it's always great to have exciting guests on the show. Before you leave, I'd just like to remind the viewers at home to check out Chris's new book "Undisputed", a biography of the first Undisputed Champion. Tell us Jericho, what can readers expect with this book?
Jericho:
They can expect a gripping page turner, that will glue readers to their seat as they eagerly turn each page, not able to perform any other task until they have finished hearing my story. It is a story filled with power, emotion, humor, romance, betrayal, and conquering the odds. And, well, at the very least it's better then Mick Foley's book.
[Conan thanks Jericho one last time for coming on, and the two shake hands as Jericho makes his exit. As SOOL cuts back to the ring, it appears they're finally ready for the next match]
Promo Written By: Chris Jericho
Singles Match
Vampiro vs. Kofi Kingston
Match Recorded By: Vampiro & Kofi Kingston
Lord Chris Seal: We have to take you away from the action for a moment and head backstage to Josh Matthews
Dante Labrie: That clown is about to do an interview,I'm guessing?..That's all he is good for anyways!
Lord Chris Seal: It's his job..you idiot!..Let's go backstage to Josh please!
Cameras turn backstage with a close up on Josh Matthews
Josh: Hello ladies and gentlemen,I'm Josh Matthews...And I'm here with the former world heavyweight champion MARK HENRY!
camera zooms out putting them both in the frame
Josh: Hello mark!..I have a few questions the world would like to know about situations as of late..We have not seen you since King Of The Ring,You had a private and personal issue and because of that you were unable to show up for smackdown to answer some questions about King Of The Ring..
Mark Henry: Get to the point I have better things to do..then stand here with you all night!
Josh: Ok so what's your thoughts on King Of The Ring?..You was a top predection to win it all..So what went wrong?
Mark Henry: WHAT WENT WRONG?,WHAT WENT WRONG?...Is that I was screwed out of something once again in here in SOOL!...I had scouted my competition for over a month and knew each man every move in that ring,I had that tournament won!!...But then HHH get's thrown in the mix at the pay-per-view by creative control..which was a major blind side effect,who really could beat me out of all the men in that tournament?
Josh: Well HHH beat you if I'm correct?..Speaking of HHH how do you feel about him becoming THE KING OF THE RING?
Mark Henry: HHH has not been seen in months..And do you know why?..Because of me!!..I was the man who put HHH of the shelf when I slammed the steel steps on his head after I added him to the HALL OF PAIN for getting in my business with Cena and the United States Title!!...And then he shows up at king of the ring and beats me in the semi-finals..I saw it in his eyes that he wanted revenge for what I did to him!..And he got it,So congrats HHH on your win..the past is the past and I moved on since our last run in..I became world champion and plan to do so again..you have a chance to become world champ now that you won King Of The Ring! so good luck with that and stay out of my way!!...Because anyone else stands in my way of getting back to the top will feel PAIN AND SUFFERING including you!
Josh: Hold on,are you turning the other cheek towards HHH beating you at the pay-per-view?..Why Is that mark it's not like you?
Henry turns towards Josh with an evil look on his face warning him to drop it before Henry drops him
Mark Henry: Don't question ME!!..BOY!!..do you have problem with your hearing that you need me to fix?
Josh: NO..I'm sorry
Mark Henry: That's much better chump!..
Josh: Since you spoke on becoming a champion again...That brings me to my next question..which champ would you go for Cody or Edge?
Mark Henry: Cody?..That little boy couldn't beat me if his life depended on it!!..Face it he has done nothing around here but win a title that anyone could have won!..Cody you better stay out my way and off my radar before I hurt you very badly like everyone else that get's in the ring with me..If i decide to take your SOOL heavyweight title just lay down on the mat and let me pin you...Make it easy on yourself because the hard way ends with your career getting ended!!..And edge,Edge this chump won because he had help..it took ten hands to get that world title from around my waist!!!
Josh: Ten hands?..what do you mean by this?
Mark Henry: It took Edge,plus the hell in the cell and the four lumberjacks for me to lose..But I'm tired of complaning about it instead I'm just going to do something about it!!...Edge did not defend the title against anyone for a whole month after he won it...And when he finally did defend the title it was against another joke and another man inducted in the hall of pain Batista!!..So if you ask me edge,you didn't prove anything to me yet and in my book your nothing more then a FEATHER WEIGHT CHAMPION!!!..who luck will run out sooner then later!!and if you still champ by the time I earn number one contender..I will prove your a champ of luck!
Josh: Wow strong words for both champions!,Next question has been a trending topic on twitter..and that's the mysterious video clip from CM PUNK on smackdown,Who seem to have some words for you as well in that video!..care to speak on that?
Mark Henry: CM CHUMP!!..you dare ask me about that fool?..Isn't he the same man that I beat in his home town?..the same man I beat in a match of his choosing?...the same man I beat to a pulp infront of his family and friends to retain my world title?..The same man that is talking on video and not here tonight or any other night for months? because he can't walk thanks to me?...Look cm punk I heard about your strong words didn't get to check out the video yet and prolly won't since I can careless about some fool I threw off the stage and made a cripple!!..I still see you suffer from old habbits like not learning your lesson..Don't make me hurt you again just stay at home and be a husband and daddy to your wife and kids!!..Next time I won't be so kind with making you feel PAIN and SUFFERING!!..you already been inducted into the HALL OF PAIN!!..I have nothing else to prove to you and by the time you learn how to walk again to try your COMEBACK..your kids will be wrestling and I will be retired on a beach somewhere laughing about how I ended your career along with everyone elses BOY!!
Josh: Any thoughts on your opponent tonight,former SOOL heavyweight champion Christian?
Henry takes the mic away from josh and camera zooms in on Henry
Mark Henry: Another question about another loser!...Christian if I was you I would go complain to dana white about this cruel joke he is playing on you by putting you in a match with me!..I'm goin to hurt you tonight and make real short work of you BOY!..You only have a little fame because you won a title in a match made up for a pitty champion!!..So far no one who has held that SOOL world title proved anything to me..no real struggle or grind to become champion..shit not even a real match between No one with respect around here..once I see to top contenders go at for that title I will respect who is holding it..maybe I might bring prestige to the SOOL world title?..But enough about my thoughts on these clowns trying to make a name for themself lately..because my reign of dominance and RUTHLESS AGGRESSION will resume tonight..Starting with someone that I have a problem with and that person will learn the meaning of PAIN AND SUFFERING,that person will learn to stay out my way,that person will learn why I am THE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN Mark Henry!!!!
Henry bumps Josh while walking away from the interview looking very angry about something and someone
Josh: I wonder who the world's strongest man is talking about?..guess we have to wait and see,let's go back to ringside!
Lord Chris Seal: Who do you think Henry was talking about dante?
Dante Labrie: I don't know but I can't wait to see..I love when he hurts people (laughs)
Promo Written By: Mark Henry
SOOL Champion vs. Hardcore Champion
Cody Rhodes (C) vs. The Miz (C)
*As Raw returns from the last segment The Miz and Cody Rhodes make their respective entrances and square off in the middle of the ring. After a huge back and forth matchup with 2 of SOOL's biggest narcissists The Miz reverses a Cross Rhodes and plants the World Champion with a Skull Crushing Finale and pins him, winning the biggest match of his SOOL Career. He then picks up a mic and starts to celebrate the only way he knows how*
The Miz: It's about damn time. It's about damn time ladies and gentlemen I have just pinned a World Champion. Do you know what this means for my future? Absolutely NOTHING! You want to know why it means nothing? Let's just say that the powers that be might have something to do with it, you see about 2 weeks ago I went to Mr. McMahon's office and asked him politely to change the way people are rewarded and given title shots. You see instead of Dana White and Vince picking a new flavor of the month for a title shot there would be a New Ranking system which some of you may have seen on SOOL.Com that would determine contenders. Now this might sound all fair and dandy and you may ask why i'm complaining? well you see, THE ONLY REASON VINCE WENT WITH MY IDEA IS TO SCREW ME NO LESS THAN A WEEK AFTER THIS BS RANKING SYSTEM STARTS I PIN THE WORLD CHAMPION. IF I WOULD HAVE DONE THIS A MONTH EARLIER I WOULD E IN THE MAIN EVENT OF A PAY PER VIEW RIGHT NOW BUT NO! I HAVE TO SIT AROUND FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS WHILE TOMATO CANS LIKE TED DIBIASE AND AUSTIN ARIES GET TITLE SHOTS BEFORE ME. VINCE I DEMAND COMPENSATION FOR NOT ONLY BEING THE 3RD LONGEST REIGNING HARDCORE CHAMPION IN HISTORY BUT FOR PINNING CODY RHODES. And I will get them. BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ AND I'M...............
*The crowd is stunned as AJ Styles then appears behind the Miz turns him around and hits the Styles Clash! He then looks down at Miz and smirks and then does his signature taunt as Raw goes to commercial*
Match & Promo Written By: The Miz
**We return from commercials and we are backstage once again with "Mr Exclusive" Johnny Jiggas looking around for the Age of the Fall. Jiggas walks through an office where a load of tech guys are doing all the camera angles for the show and they all rushing around and Jiggas is getting in the way of them as he accidently knocks one tech guy over. Jiggas is about to help the guy up but notices a "woo woo woo" headband spread on top of a laptop with a note pinned to it. Jiggas dashes to pick up the note, he picks up the note and puts the headband in his pocket. The note reads.......
**The WAR has begun, War Correspondents Need Apply. Want the RAW deal?You will fall in to our company tonight check a place a former Mankind use to hide**
**A smile comes across the face of Jiggas as he runs out the room not before knocking the same guy over again. This time we don't cut away but continue to follow Jiggas running through the corridors before he reaches the BOILER ROOM. Jiggas opens the door and goes to go inside before a figure comes out of the shadows and knocks Jiggas unconsious with a club and then grabs the camera off the cameraman and turns it to his face to reveal the figure as Tyler Black. Black then speaks into the camera.**[/color]
Tyler Black: The Fall will be Revealing ALL in the very near future.
**Tyler Black then smashes the camera and we go to static.**[/color][/font]
Promo Written By: Tyler Black
*RAW is WAR continues with a video package. It shows Ed Gonzalez being seen at the SOOL fan event a few hours before RAW is to begin earlier in the day. Ed walks over and takes a seat next to his guest at the time, Booker T.*
Ed Gonzalez: What s up SOOL Universe?! It s the best damn interviewer SOOL has to offer the One and Only Ed Gonzalez . I know Mr. Exclusive Johnny Jiggas is out there and well I say bring on the competition playa. SOOL needs good interviewers around here. Anyhow, let’s get to the matter at hand. I am joined here by former World Heavyweight Champion Booker T. Booker, my man, how are you feeling right now.
Booker T.: I'm feeling great.
Ed Gonzalez: Glad to hear that Book. Now let’s get to business. You were out of action for nearly three months with a severe neck injury. Why did you decide to come back and how’s your neck doing?
Booker T.: My neck feels better than ever. The reason why I came back is to win back my world heavyweight championship back.
Ed Gonzalez: I see, that’s good to know. Now it’s no secret as far as who put you out of action. The night Randy Orton returned to SOOL after the Tag Team division was discontinued he targeted you and punted you in the head which out you out of action. Would you like to comment on that situation at this time?
Booker T.: Randy better watch his back around here. I would like to see him try and do that in a match.
Ed Gonzalez: I can understand that. Well earlier when Dana White asked me to do this interview he told me that when you agreed to return to SOOL that you’d do it under the condition that you would be granted a match with Randy Orton sooner rather than later. Well Dana White had agreed and he told me to let you know exactly when you’ll be facing Orton. Now obviously everyone wants to face Orton these days, Jeff Hardy, John Cena, Cena’s dad, you, me, Mark Bushey, The Kardashian sisters, I mean the list goes on and on but anyways this is what Dana said. He said that you, Booker T. will go one on one with Randy Orton in two weeks time, the first RAW is WAR right after the LockDown pay per view. What are your thoughts on that?
Booker T.: I'm going to break Orton's neck with my scissor kick. In two weeks.
Ed Gonzalez: That should be a damn good one. But that’s in just over two weeks or so, let’s get back to the present. Now last week you returned to SOOL and you took on Ted DiBiase and you were victorious. Now I know Brock Lesnar played a small bit in your win, but go ahead and tell me how you feel about picking up a win in your first match back in SOOL?
Booker T.: I feel great.
Ed Gonzalez: Yeah no doubt. Now speaking of return, this week on RAW is WAR you take on the returning Alberto Del Rio. He hasn’t been seen in about 2 months. What are your thoughts about the match and you trying to spoil Del Rio’s return?
Booker T.: I'm going to try and avoid his cross arm breaker. I'll try and spoil his return.
Ed Gonzalez: I see, well I’m kinda looking forward to it. At times I’m a bit of a Del Rio fan, when he doesn’t tend to annoy me. Well I got to wrap this up now but I got two final requests before we end here. One, can I get an autograph? I’m sorry but I got mad respect for you and I think it’d be cool. Second, I saw you do the Spinarooni last week on SmackDown, and I was impressed that you could still do it, so could you do one right here for us now?
Booker T.: I'll give you a autograph and a spinarooni.
Ed Gonzalez: Yeah now that’s what I’m talking about. Top that Mr. Exclusive! Haha and as always,,, Keep it funny.. and make that money!
*Ed holds up his new autograph from Booker T. to the camera before it fades back to a live shot of tonight’s crowd.*
Promo Written By: Dana White & Booker T.
Non-Title Match
Kurt Angle (C) vs. Mr. Anderson
Match Recorded By: Mr. McMahon
*RAW is WAR continues and we are in the infamous office of Dana White. Dana looks at the camera and begins to speak.*[/i]
Dana White: SOOL Universe, I wanted to update you all on the conditions of both Zack Ryder and Sin Cara. Zack Ryder suffered many contusions from losing a massive amount of blood in addition to getting nearly murdered in front of all of you. There is no time table set for his return, so don’t expect him back any time soon. And well I think it’s his own fault for getting hurt, so instead of letting him take time off due to injury, I’m suspending him indefinitely without pay for being an insubordinate nuisance to me.
*The crowd boos Dana as loud as they can and then some of them begin a “We Want RYDER!” Chant.*[/i]
Dana White: Oh shut that up… please! You are all hypocrites and could care less about Zack. Let’s be honest, the only reason you like that goof is because he reminds you of yourselves. Small, annoying, talentless and just idiotic. I’m done with him and am moving on to Sin Cara. He had stitches to heal from the lacerations to his head and is also suffering from a herniated disk. There is no information as to when he may return but I doubt he’ll ever be the same again anyhow. He can stay gone as far as I’m concerned and as of this moment the good folks of the immigration department are looking for him because since he is no longer a member of the active roster due to his injury, we here in SOOL are no longer sponsoring his visa to work in this country so he needs to go home to whatever south of the border wasteland he came from. I blame all of you for this unfortunate turn of events for him, because had he not gone out of his way to sign an autograph for you people, then he would not have gotten brutally attacked by the Age of the Fall.
*A loud “You Suck” Chant emerges from the crowd and Dana just smirks.*[/i]
Dana White: I suck? I’m over here and you all are out there paying me to tell you all the truth. See that means I don’t suck, it means that you all suck. Whatever, I don’t need to be caught up in semantics. Moving right along, I mentioned the Age of the Fall. We are currently conducting an on going investigation about the two incidents that they were involved in. We don’t know who brought them to SOOL and why they are here, so therefore we can not reprimand them for their actions. Furthermore, as part of our investigation, SOOL’s “Mr. Exclusive” Johnny Jiggas will conduct an interview with them later this evening to try and get some answers. Anyhow, that’s all I can say at the time and we are putting on our best efforts to prevent them from…
*Just then Dana White is interrupted by someone walking into his office. Dana sighs, shakes his head and responds.*[/i]
Dana White: Not you again. What do you want now? No wait I know what you want… and guess what? You can’t have it toni…
*The man is revealed to be none other than John Cena as he cuts off Dana.*[/i]
John Cena || #1 Ranked Superstar
Just shut it. Yeah you know what I want already but we’ll get to that in a second. But first what this load of crap about Zack Ryder? The guy gets hurt and brutally massacred while working for you and you have the nerve to suspend him without pay? What the Hell is wrong with you? How do you expect him to pay for his medical bills?
Dana White: That’s not my problem. You know I had nothing to do with it. As a matter of fact, I blame you for what happened to Zack. If it wasn’t for you dressing up like his goofy ass and sticking your neck out for him trying to get him a match in the first place, then that would have never happened to him. I told you he wasn’t ready to be in the SOOL spotlight just yet.
John Cena || WOO WOO …OWW!
My fault? That’s ridiculous. You’re pathetic Dana. And what’s this about you not “reprimanding” the Age of the Fall for their actions? They deliberately attacked two of your superstars, putting them both out of action for a long time and you’re not going to do anything about it? That’s Bull!
Dana White: You’re not such a great listener, because I said that I will get answers from them soon enough. You know it isn’t your business on how I handle official SOOL business. So stop wasting my time and get on with it.
John Cena || Cena vs Orton III?
Zack is good wrestler and a great person and deep down he’ll find it in him to return and show his talent to the world whether you like it or not. Now moving forward, you know what I want. Me vs Orton tonight… finally.
Dana White: I’m sorry but that’s not going to happen. You don’t deserve it. You know what you had to do to face Orton tonight. All you needed to do was beat Jeff Hardy last week and guess what? You lost! Sorry but try again next time, because tonight, Randy Orton will go one on one with Jeff Hardy.
John Cena || Damn You Sting!
Did you not watch the match? It was a disqualification. Sting stuck his nose in my business. He hit Jeff with the bat and then took a swing at me. Sting has some grudge with Jeff and it cost me. You know I had Jeff beat and I should be facing Orton tonight.
Dana White: Oh go cry me a river Cena. I don’t care how it happened. Fact is you lost and I’m a man of my word. I said, that the WINNER would go on to face Randy Orton.. not the LOSER.Anyhow I have other plans for you tonight. Last week, after you clotheslined Jericho over the top rope…
John Cena || #MyBad
That was an accident. I tried to apologize to him but I couldn’t get a hold of him. I even reached out to him on Twitter and got nothing from him.
Dana White: Stop interrupting me. As I was saying, Jericho came into my office after all that mayhem went down and he requested a match for this evening. I thought about it and granted his request. Tonight, Chris Jericho will go one on one with John Cena in the main event.
John Cena || Sh*t Just Got Real!
The SOOL Universe knows that I hit him unintentionally, but if he’s too much of a hothead then so be it. If he wants to settle it in the ring then count me in. But this thing between Orton and myself is far from over. Oh and by the way, what was up with that CM Punk stuff on the screen last week?
Dana White: Beats me… but even if I did know… I wouldn’t tell you. Oh and before you head off, I got a big announcement to make that you may want to hear. How bad do you want Orton?
John Cena || DUH!
I want him in the ring so bad that it hurts. I want stop until I get him, so the sooner the better otherwise whoever I hurt along the way will be your fault. Not mine.
Dana White: I see, well then if you want him that bad then you got him. … at LockDown! And…
John Cena || Cena vs Orton III @ LockDown!
I don’t know if I can wait ‘til LockDown. However, that’s the best thing you’ve said all year. I’m putting Orton on the injured list at LockDown so…
Dana White: If you interrupt me one more time then I’ll suspend you. Why don’t you let me finish. You want Orton so I’ll give him to you. But I don’t care what you want, because it’s all about what I want. And I want money, lots of it. I book big matches that put butts in the seats and get me millions of dollars. So if you want Orton that bad, then you’ll have to do it in a match of my choosing. Ya see, I granted Jericho’s request for your match tonight based on one condition. That he’d take part in a any match of my choosing for LockDown.
John Cena || Cena vs Orton vs Jericho @ LockDown?
So what? Now it’s a triple threat match? I got to face Orton and Jericho? I really don’t care, as long as me and Orton are in the same ring at the same time.
Dana White: I’m glad that you said that but you spoke too soon. You see you’re only half right as far as LockDown is concerned. Last week six people filled my ring and caused chaos after the main event. Fortunately I like chaos so I’m going to use it to make LockDown into a big money pay per view. At LockDown, it will be John Cena versus Randy Orton versus Chris Jericho versus Chris Hero versus Sting versus Jeff Hardy in a match we’ll call Lethal LockDown! Now if you’ll excuse me John, I got a show to run.
John Cena || Oh Sh*t! Lethal LockDown!
If you want to stick me with 5 other guys in a cage, then I got no problem with that… as long as I’m in there with Orton then it’s all good with me. … WOO WOO WOO… You Know it!
*Cena exits and Dana just shakes his head. He picks up his phone and start looking through it as goes back to ringside for the next match.*[/i]
Promo Written By: John Cena
Singles Match
Mark Henry vs. Christian
Match Recorded By: Mark Henry
Brock walks out with an intensity that no one has seen out of him as of late.
The crowd is raining the boos down for his actions as of late
LESNAR: One week ago I went to King of the Ring hoping for a match and what was I told. I was told that i haven't earned the right to be at a PPV due to my absence from SOOL. Which this of course pissed me off a great deal. So what I did is put every superstar in the back on notice by coming out and destroying Ted Dibiase. Not only destroy him but taking out the SOOL security as well. Hey at least I didn't attack him like Age of the Fall did like little pussies, no i came out looked Ted in the eyes and Kicked his ass.
LESNAR: Last week however something happened that really pissed me off. In my first match with HHH ever was going as i planned it to. That is till a certain someone walked out here and distracted me giving HHH the opportunity to get that damn sledgehammer and pick up the win. Ted you either have some big balls or you are fucking crazy to fuck with me. So what I did to get back is i distracted Ted and cost him his match against Booker T. And I told Ted that I would bring the pain in which he has never felt and I will do so tonight. But before I will do that I face a man that calls himself the Animal. Batista You are no animal. Your just a guy that got his ass shot by security just to get noticed here in SOOL.
LESNAR: Batista thats not how you get noticed. If you want to be noticed here you must kick some ass and win some matches and not get squashed by the world champion. And this week you just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I haven't won a match in a long time and I will not lose this week. I will beat you so bad you won't want to come in this ring with me again. Oh and Ted this is my final warning. If you fuck with this match I will not only take you out but I might pay a visit to your dad and take him out as well. You've been warned so you now know the consequences of your actions if you interfere. And i will see you later tonight so be ready, because THE NEXT BIG THING IS HEADING YOUR WAY AND BRING THE PAIN WITH HIM!
Promo Written By: Brock Lesnar
Singles Match
Booker T. vs. Alberto Del Rio
The bell rings quickly to start off the match. Both men lock up. Alberto Del Rio lets Booker T back up, for another lock up this time Booker T wins the second lock up. Alberto Del Rio reverses a suplex into his own suplex. Booker T bonces of the rope for a HUGE CLOTHESLINE. The clothesline is followed up by a axe handle. Alberto Del Rio jumps up and drives his knees into Booker T's arms. Booker T falls on the mat. Albeto Del Rio starts to size up his opponent while hes doing a cocky taunt. Alberto Del Rio tries to lock in the cross arm breaker but is reversed. Booker T super kicks Alberto Del Rio in the face. Alberto Del Rio is knocked out. Booker T climbs the top turnbuckle. Booker T jumps off the top rope with a big elbow, right to the heart. Booker T picks Alberto Del Rio back up. Booker T nails the BOOK END! Booker T does a wake up taunt . Del Rio turns around ... BOOK END!
1...2..3!
Booker T: That was a great match! I'm on the mic because, I'm going give a idea to Mr. McMahon and Dana White. Elimination chamber at Lockdown for the SOOL championship. Can you DIG THAT SUCKAS?! Six men locked in the elimination chamber. At LOCKDOWN!
Match & Promo Written By: Booker T.
"Mr. Exclusive" Johnny Jiggas' Exclusive Interview with:
**Raw is War is at ringside and just before we hear from Dante Labrie and Lord Chris Seal we and cut off and backstage in a dark room. A light comes on and Johnny Jiggas is standing there looking a little beaten up but has a mic in his hands. He lifts the mic to his hand to talk**[/color]
Johnny Jiggas: Welcome to another EXCLUSIVE from none other than "Mr Future Voice of SOOL" "Mr Exclusive" Johnny Jiggas. I have been like a pirate searching for treasure and that treasure is an exclusive interview with The Age of the Fall. I have gone through it all tonight, from running around nearly getting beaten up by Davey Richards to now getting knocked out and dragged to an unknown location. But its fine, all is good when you want that exclusive so I am here with Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black. So Jimmy?Jim?James?Mr Jacobs? Here we go with a to the point question why did you return to SOOL??
Jimmy Jacobs
Death.
Johnny Jiggas: "Death?" ... Uhmm what? What exactly do you mean by that?
Jimmy Jacobs
Death. We returned to kill SOOL. It's that simple. It's no secret that every year that SOOL hits its peak and thrives like never before at the King of the Ring pay per view. However, the life source that pushes SOOL to that peak is an inexcusable conundrum known as sports entertainment. When I was growing up, I didn't dream of becoming a sports entertainer. i one day dreamed of becoming a highly decorated professional wrestler that gained respect by ALL. Mr. Black and myself refuse to be puppets for these feeble minded fans who support the current state of the wrestling industry. SOOL is alive and SICK with a cancer and the only way to save SOOL ... is for it be reborn in our image. For SOOL to be reborn, SOOL must first DIE. ALL of SOOL will succumb to the AGE of the FALL.
Johnny Jiggas: Ermm Okay, I am not sure I understand but each to their own. So you have returned to destory SOOL but also save it? But can I ask why choose to attack Zack Ryder and then last week Sin Cara??
Jimmy Jacobs
Yes, salvation through means of destruction. Zack Ryder is the epitome of what makes SOOL a laughing stock. Not to mention he was in the wrong place at the wrong time, let alone the fact that he should never have step foot in a wrestling ring to begin with. As far as Sin Cara is concerned... that was an imposter last week. I once respected the man who I once knew as Mistico who came to America and became Sin Cara. However, last week that was not the man formerly known as Mistico, that was Eddie Guerrero in a mask trying to live the glory days of another Mexican wrestler. I found it disgraceful and therefore we did what needed to be done to preserve the true essence of SOOL. In this business you work for your keep, you pay your dues and you make a name for yourself. They represented exactly what is wrong with wrestling today and we felt the need to remove them as part of the problem.
Johnny Jiggas: [/color]Zack Ryder wasn't even employed and you probably did Dana White a favour in getting rid of him. So dare I ask what is next for you guys here in SOOL?? What......
**Jacobs goes to answer and interrupt Jiggas but Tyler Black looks like he wants to break his silence.**
Tyler Black:
John, like Jacobs told you, Zack was in the wrong place at the wrong time. That could of easily been John Cena out there, it could of been Edge, it could of been Christian, it could of been anyone, but Zack was there. We didn't do it to do Dana a favour, we didn't do all this just to help Dana with his problems. Because we are one of his problems, we are more than a problem because we are not going away, we are the cure to the cancer in SOOL, we will eradicate all that stand against us and I sure as hell know that SOOL will be ready to FALL.
Johnny Jiggas: [/color]So you talk?? Ok sorry I thought, ermm nevermind. So you never really answered my question about what is next for you?
Tyler Black:
You really are just something aren't you? Age of the Fall are here to cause destruction and cause pain for their crimes. We have no fixed plan, we have no plan A, plan B or anything like that but we will not be leaving anytime soon because as you have realised we have a contract here in SOOL which means we cannot be fired or be pushed away like the last time. What's Next?? Maybe you will be attacked next, maybe you won't leave here on anything less than a body bag. But maybe we go for the SOOL Champion Cody Rhodes or World Champion Edge? Age of the Fall do what we have to do to rid this place of the cancer.
Johnny Jiggas: Hey not me, I won't be much of an impact. I am barely getting enough airtime as "Mr Exclusive" as it is, but anyway, you might target a champion? Oh and who gave you this contract??
**Jiggas looks at both Tyler and Jacobs looking for an answer then Jacobs steps forward to talk.**
Jimmy Jacobs
As far as who signed us, well to be frank, that isn't any of your concern. What you and the rest of the SOOL should be concerned about is the fact that we are here. We were brought here by someone who realized that SOOL was dying from the cancer that exists within its "superstars." That same someone believes in us and our ideaology, and if the person who signed us wanted to be known, then all of SOOL will already know that person's identity. However it's irrelevant because from this moment and onward, all that SOOL needs to know, is that the Age of the Fall has officially begun.
Johnny Jiggas: Well whoever you are covering up for, must really not like their job or something. Now are you avoiding the question of who you might be targetting? Is it a secret? Is there a champion that is on the hit list or...
**Jacobs suddenly grabs Jiggas by the shirt and pulls him so that they are face to face. The intense look on Jacobs' face then turns to a sadistic smile.**
Jimmy Jacobs
Or maybe Mr. Black already told you. He did say maybe it could be you. He told you that there is no plan at the moment. Or maybe, just maybe whoever is next, has already been victimized. Better, maybe we'll just show you who is next.
**Jacobs turns Tyler and nods his head. Tyler grins and walks over to a door behind them and opens it. Jacobs laughs as Jiggas is a bit scared while Jacobs is still holding onto him. Jacobs and Black head into the dark room that Black had just opened. Jiggas follows and as he enters the dark room the lights are turnt on and he can't believe what he sees.**
Johnny Jiggas: Good lord...
**The camera reveals what Jiggas is staring at. Its Kevin Nash, and he is hanging from the ceiling by his feet. Jiggas is eye to eye with Nash as he dangles from the ceiling, then Jiggas looks on shocked as Jacobs begins to talk yet again.**
Jimmy Jacobs
Now Johnny boy, allow me to answer the question as to why Kevin Nash was next before you waste time in asking it. Many months ago, Kevin Nash used to be someone who understood what it took to work hard for what you wanted and to not ask for things they ddin't deserve. He vowed to change SOOL and to teach a lesson to the young disrepctful superstars of today. Not only was he forecful in bringing forward his idea of change to SOOL, but he was successful, as he and Randy Savage put an end to the winning streak of Rated RKO and become World Tag Team Champions. That is a feat that Tyler and I have accomplished before here in SOOL.
Johnny Jiggas: I believe you did that twice. But who's counting?
Jimmy Jacobs
Anyhow, at the King of the Ring, Kevin Nash returned and he thought people had forgotten about him. He looked like a fool trying to rmind people of who he is. Did he seriously think that SOOL had no clue of what he had accomplished here before? I feared his old age had finally caught up to him. Then last week he did not show up for his scheduled match and tonight he had the audacity to appear here looking for his paycheck. Therefore tonight, Kevin Nash will pay for his insolence.
**Just then Tyler kicks Kevin Nash in the ribs as hard as he can multiple times. As Tyler nails his last kick, Jacobs grabs Nash by the hair and raises his head up a bit. Jacobs then reaches into his pocket and pulls out his infamous RAILROAD SPIKE! Jiggas looks on and can't believe what he is witnessing and he doesn't know how to respond. Jacobs then jabs the spike into Nash's forehead reletnlessly until Nash's entire face is covered in blood. Jacobs then releases Nash, and turns towards Jiggas with the spike in his hand. Jiggas turns around to run away, but quickly bumps into a line of men wearing blask ski masks, who seemingly appeared out of nowhere . Jacobs turns Jiggas around with the spike pointed right at his face. Jacobs then wipes blood onto the shirt of Jiggas and then Jacobs makes his final statement.**
Jimmy Jacobs
The reality of the situation is, that you can not stop the inevitable. SOOL will FALL, and there is nothing anyone can do do to save SOOL.
**Just then the lights are turned off and it is so dark that nothing can be seen. Jiggas scurries around to find the light switch and finally turns the lights back on. Jiggas looks around and realized the the men with the masks and the Age of the Fall have all disappeared from the room and its only him and Nash left in the room. Jiggas runs off very concerned for his own well being. He calls out for help as he runs out of the room and down a corridor. The camera goes back to Nash who is still motionless and has blood streaming down his face. The camera then goes back to ringside for the next match between Kevin Steen and Triple H.**
Promo Written By: Tyler Black & Jimmy Jacobs
Singles Match
Kevin Steen vs. Triple H.
Match Recorded By: Kevin Steen
*Del Rio is seen backstage with an interviewer*
Interviewer: Del Rio, you just came backstage from a loss against Booker T in your debut, thoughts?
Del Rio: First, it's Alberto Del Rio to you, guy. I expected you to already know that by now. But to answer your stupid, stupid inquiry, I don't really care that much.
Interviewer: ... Erm... what exactly do you mean, Del... I mean, Alberto Del Rio?
Del Rio: Why should I worry myself over that? After some initial disdain for the happenstance, I realized, why should I worry myself over an illegitimate loss? The day I lose fair and square to an opponent...
*Del Rio trails off and burst into a small fit of laughter, laughter that seems somewhat forced.*
Del Rio: Oh, that's rich... the day I lose fair and square to an opponent, like that day will ever come, is the day I care about a loss. But the fact of the matter is that I'm good, I'm great, hell, I know I'm the best. No brag, just fact, guy. the terms "The Top' and "Alberto Del Rio' will sooner rather than later be synonymous, guy, and there isn't a damn person that can change that.
Interviewer: Just curious, what exactly was illegitimate about that loss?
Del Rio: Are you serious, guy? You watched the match, did you not? He quite visibly used the ropes to gain leverage on his pin, I saw it, and though the referee didn't, it happened.
Interviewer: ... The hell are you talking about?
Del Rio: Look, guy, I need not explain anything to an insipid peon such as yourself. you make me sick. I ought a get Ricardo to have you fired, your house repossessed, your family whisked away to Krypton and that microphone inserted in your ass. I'm done, guy. Get out of my face, I can feel my tan getting incessantly white in your presence.
* Del Rio leaves the camera's view, in annoyed fashion, and the interviewer, slightly more confused and hurt, follows suit soon afterwards. *
Promo Written By: Alberto Del Rio
The rocks theme hits the PA system and everyone goes nuts since rocky has not been seen in weeks after his loss to kevin steen..Rock walks down to the ring fast paced but cocky at the sametime looking like there is something on his mind he needs to get off his chest
Dante Labrie: Oh boy!,I didn't miss him for the last couple shows!
Lord Chris Seal: Shut up,I'm glad to see he is back..I wonder what he has to say?
Dante Labrie: Who cares?..I don't that's for sure!
Rock get's in the ring and climbs all four corners to greet his fans in the sold out arena,Before grabbing a mic...
The Rock: FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COMEBACK TO CAAAAAALIIIIIIFORNINA!!!!
The crowd: ROCKY,ROCKY,ROCKY!!!
The Rock: Now the rock has somethings to get off his chest!..First off I wasn't booked for the King Of The Ring pay-per-view!!
The crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!...BOOK-ING SUCKS,BOOK-ING SUCKS,BOOK-ING SUCKS!!
The Rock: Tell me about it!,I don't understand how the most electrifying man in SOOL wasn't booked for one the biggest shows in this company?...I know I would have stole the show from most of the jabronis that got some shine that night,a matter of fact who are we kidding?..I would have stole the show period!!..No one would be talking about Davey vs Steen!..Henry vs jericho!..Jericho vs Hero!..Cena vs Orton!..Age Of The Fall beaten up on Zack!..or even HBK and his retirement speech!!!..NOPE!..They would be talking about the rock and how I laid the smackdown on some Jabroni!!..But I guess the show was alright without THE GREAT ONE!...Which brings me to my next point why I didn't show up for smackdown,Well that's very very simple..why show up for a regular show and this company ratings?..When they could not even show me enough respect to be apart of the pay-per-view?..So I just decided to take the night off..I have yet to be pinned 1-2-3 by anyone in this company since my return to SOOL..Where is my respect?..I have not gotten any shots at titles or contender matches!!..But some pip squeek like cody what's his name again?..get's to become SOOL heavyweight champion?..I mean c'mon I beat the crap out of cody a few weeks ago pinned his ass 1-2-3!..In this very ring I made such short work of him people didn't even finish their hot dogs watching our match before it was over!!..The rock didn't even need to take another shower before my hot date after the match!!..Cody just because you beat some other waste of sperm that being christian..A man who only won the title in a match that was a game of chance in the first place..does not mean you accomplished anything,Running your mouth about holding it for a long time please!..If the rock wanted that title the rock will have that title..so shut up before I do so!
The crowd: (laughs while chanting) Cody sucks!
The Rock: Which brings me to my last point,Tonight I'm booked against The BigSlow!!..Booking around here for the rock just keeps getting worse and worse!..They have me facing a man that has done nothing in a wrestling ring in ages!!..But he get's to go straight to the top by facing the rock?!!..Bigslow trying to get fame and respect off the rocks name?...just like steen two weeks ago?..the rock is not a stepping stone like Mark Henry used Cena! The rock is the greatest wrestler of all time..SO BIGHOE!,GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!
Rock stands in the ring waiting for bigshow to come on out to address the people champ..And then bigshows music hits the PA system
Bigshow walks out standing on the ramp looking down at the rock with a upset but serious face and then continues to walk down the ramp slowly but very confident..climbing over the top rope walking up to the rock looking down at the much shorter rock before taking away the mic and speaking...
Big show:Really rock Really? You come out here talking about how you weren't booked for King of the ring and then you call me out the Big Show.I could knock you out in a split second.You say your the greatest wrestler of all time but you got sent threw a table 2 weeks ago rock.there was a reason you weren't on the last pay per view-its because you SUCK and now I'm gonna use you like mark used cena.Rock be ready for THE ASS KICKING OF A LIFE TIME
Bigshow drops the mic and the ref signals for the match start
Singles Match
The Big Show vs. The Rock
Promo Written By: The Rock & The Big Show
Match Recorded By: The Rock[/div]