Post by Shane McMahon & Chris Jericho on Feb 18, 2013 23:21:29 GMT -5
Event Date: February 18, 2013
Live From: Grosse Tete, Louisiana!
After Raw's opening pyro comes to a close & the fans quiet down, an image of The Iron Sheik pops up on the titantron. He appears to be in a local wrestling store, signing autographs for his many fans. The crowd reacts very well for the 2013 Royal Rumble Winner.
The Iron Sheik: First of all I'd like to say hello to the SOOL Universe, you all good & Sheik respect you. You all show lots of respect for the legend so legend respect you too.
The Iron Sheik: I'm the fucking Royal Rumble winner.
The crowd pops in excitement for the Legend.
The Iron Sheik: I wanna thank the scumbag Shawn Michaels for being stupid as fuck like the Cesaro and getting his spot taken away. I wanna thank the Dana White for putting me in the 19 suckagot + Sheik qualifier match. I am the fucking legend and I win that match and when I win that match I knew Sheikie was gonna win the real Rumble bubba. Vince McMahon always try to fuck the Sheik but Sheik too fucking legendary and overcome the odds like the Mexican Rey Mysterio at Royal Rumble 2006. Fuck the Vince McMahon & the Shawn Michaels, they such scumbags they may as well be the same muthafucka. Now, Jeff Hardy.
The Iron Sheik: FUCK THE JEFF HARDY
Sheik gets up from his chair.
The Iron Sheik: I fucking hate the Meth Hardy! When Sheikie baby debut in the SOOL, that addict illegally pinned the legend and ruined my fucking debut. I hate drug addicts, Sheik have no respect for drug addicts. Sheik have more respect for the RKO Alchemist than fucking drug addicts. I just can't wait to fuck you up Jeff. Break your fucking back and make you humble. I'll make you feel like piece of shit Chris Brown. FUCK YOU JEFF.
The image of Sheik fades away as SOOL goes to commercial.
*RAW continues with the man, formerly known as Mr. Anderson standing in the gorilla position as we await our opening contest between Anderson and Heather Sunderland*
Kenneth Anderson: This is a match I have been waiting for a long time to get, and I'd be lying if I said myself and Heather Sunderland are good friends. I'm sure everyone knows by now that she has had me suspended, fined, and on one occasion, almost fired. Some of those events may have been my own fault, some may have been this personal vendetta that she seems to have against me. In her eyes, I'm not welcome in this company - a view which is shared by a large section of the SOOL Universe. Well tonight, that all changes - After I show her EXACTLY why I should be here, I'm gonna show all the fans why I deserve to be here too... and to the small, loyal section of the SOOL Universe that has stuck by me, you'd better avert your eyes from this next match, cause you might not like what you see. Heather Sunderland, I hope you're ready...
*Anderson's music hits as he walks through the curtain*
Singles Match
Points at Stake: 0
#1 Mr. Anderson vs. Heather Sunderland
The camera come back from a commercial break and cuts to Michael Cole at the announce table.
Cole: Welcome back to Monday night Raw folks. We hope you have all enjoyed the show so far and there's still a lot more to come tonight.
However we now move to a story that has had the Sool universe excited since this morning, earlier this morning the bleacher report and other credible wrestling news sites broke a story that Sool has designed a major new talent, a few hours later Sool.com confirmed the reports and had this to say:
"Sool management is happy to announce that we indeed have signed a major well known new talent to a long term deal. We are not at liberty to announce this superstars name at this time. All we can say is we are super excited to be working with him just as much as he is excited to be with Sool. As a matter of fact he is so excited to be working for Sool that he is on a flight right now as we speak to Louisiana and will make his debut on Monday Night Raw tonight against Randy Orton. That is all we have to say at this time, we hope you enjoy the show tonight and give our newest member of the Sool family a warm welcome".
Well folks speculation has been running rampid today among the fans and even the locker room on just who this major talent could be. Well folks the time has come to find out who this mystery superstar is, lets take it to our ring announcer Justin Roberts.
Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
The camera then begins to pan around the arena as fans eagerly start making their final bets amongst themselves on who the newly signed talent is, after about 0 seconds of nothing happening the lights in the arena begin to flash red, white, and green. The cheers of the crowd begin to roar in anticipation as they know they moment they have all been waiting for is mere seconds away. Suddenly a noise can be heard, it sounds far off but seems to be getting closer and closer with each passing second. Finally after a few more seconds the noise being heard is one hundred percent clear, a car horn!.
The fans begin to tear the roof off the arena already having an idea of who is in the approaching car. The car emerges from the curtain horn going off like crazy, the car is a dark metallic blue 2014 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray with fully tinted windows. The car comes to a stop when it gets as close as it possibly can to the ramp without hitting it, the driver’s side door opens and the crowd explodes as...............
Alberto Del Rio emerges from the car!
Del Rio's theme music begins to blast over the arenas loudspeakers, the minitron lights up with a red white and green version of Alberto Del Rio's signature minitron logo The sidetrons are decorated with cool red and green flashing colors, the top tron has a dark blue background with the words Del Rio spanning the whole length.
Del Rio steps out of the car and looks as energized and excited as he ever has been in his whole career. Del Rio is wearing his signature white scarf, white boots, gold knee pads, and gold trunks with silver designs. Del Rio then starts pointing to the fans and they explode with SI! chants that can be heard worldwide. Del Rio slaps a few people’s hands along the barrier before climbing onto the ramp. Del Rio comes to a dead stop in the center of the ramp, he points to the crowd with a look of intensity on his face before extending his arms to perform his signature taunt on the ramp as the gold pyro begins to fall from the rafters.
Del Rio makes his way down the ramp slapping everyone's hands on both barriers before climbing the steps and entering the ring. Del Rio looks joyed and rejuvenated and by the looks of it the fans are joyed to see Del Rio, you can tell by their nonstop SI! chants that have been going on since Del Rio stepped out of the car. He walks over to the edge of the ring where he signals the ring tech on the outside to hand him a microphone. The tech hands Del rio the microphone, Del Rio heads to the center of the ring to address the Sool universe for the 1st time ever.
Just as Del Rio is about to speak the SI! chants cut him off, Del Rio looks and the crowd in shock and pops a smile, he then raises his arms to the fans signaling them to cheer as loud as they want and as much as they want. The crowd finally quiets down and Del Rio speaks for the first time in Sool.
Del Rio: My name, my name is ALBERTO DEL RIIIIIIIOOOOOO!!!, but you already know that.
Let me just start off by saying it is such an honor to be in a Sool ring where so many legends put there hearts and souls into performing for you wonderful fans. Second off it is awesome that my Sool debut is in the big easy Louisiana!!!
The crowd follows typical wrestling tradition and begin to scream at the top of there lungs when there state is mentioned in a promo.
So I am sure alot of you are wondering, Alberto, why did you come to Sool?, I came to Sool for two reasons, #1 I came to perform to my top ability to entertain the best fans in the world, the Sool fans, and reason #2 was to try and become a legend in this company.
When I was touring for WWE I was on the road alot so in my downtime I would watch a lot of Sool, and this atmosphere that those guys in the back combined with you fans create looked unbeatable in my eyes. From that moment forward it was my dream to one day become a Sool superstar. My contract in WWE was up in 2 weeks and I did not plan to renew. So then one day I get a call from Dana White, he asked me: "hey Del Rio you wanna be apart of the greatest wrestling company in the history of mankind?" So I worked out a meeting for this morning and signed my name in ink not to a contract, but to my dreams.
To be able to have a part in the future of this organization is indescribable. You fans and those hardworking guys in the back truly make this place special.
On a side note I'm hearing a lot of where's Ricardo chants, well that's simple you see WWE forced me to treat my best friend like dirt and I will not stand for it no more, I gave Ricardo a vacation, he will be back when he feels he wants to.
Now onto business, while I was on the plane I was informed that my opponent for tonight will be Randy Orton. It is no secret that me and him have a long and violent history, tonight will simply be another great showing between the 2 of us in the ring. Now as for who is going to win, that's simple it will be Alberto Del Rio. You see I am on a mission and when I apply myself to something I cannot be stopped. I will defeat Randy Orton tonight, then I will defeat whoever they throw at me on smackdown, and then Alberto Del Rio will enter the qualifying stages for the money in the bank match, I will win that and go on to win the money in the bank briefcase and become the World Heavyweight Champion. A world Heavyweight Champion that is a man of the people, and I will achieve all this because......
My name is Alberto Del Riiiiiiioooooo and I am destined for greatness.
Del Rio drops the mic as the fans start up more SI! chants, Orton's music hits and he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.
Singles Match
Points at Stake: +/-10
#25 Randy Orton vs. #25 Alberto Del Rio
Orton and Del Rio stare each other down for a few seconds before,
Ref: Ring the bell.
Timekeeper: Ding ding ding
Orton goes right after Del Rio catching him off guard. Orton throws Del Rio into the corner and begins to dish out a viscious flury of blows to his skull. Orton then pulls Del Rio into a clothesline and begins to stomp on him as he's down.
Orton goes for a cover,
Ref: 1,2
Del Rio kicks out at 2. Orton picks up the dazed Del Rio, but as he is going for a suplex, Del Rio knees him in the face and begins to come back. Del Rio begins to land a flurry of kicks to Orton backing him up into the corner. This time Del Rio is the one leting loose in the corner with shoulder blocks, punches, kicks, the works until Orton just falls to the mat.
Del Rio covers,
Ref: 1,2
Orton kicks out at 2. Del Rio begins to punish Orton on the ground until Orton begins firing back with some bombs of his own. Orton makes it to his feet and the two men begin trading punches back and forth. Orton gets the edge and whips Del Rio of the ropes, he connects with his signature powerslam and begins to set up for his RKO. Del Rio slowly gets to his feet and doesenJt realize whatJs about to hit him.
Bam!!! RKO,
The breath is just taken away from the crowd as Orton goes into the cover,
Ref: 1,2
Somehow someway Del Rio kicks out at 2 and the crowd begins to go nuts. Orton is furious, he picks up Del Rio and whips him off the ropes, however Del Rio counters with a hurricanrana. he seems to still have some energy left in the tank. Del Rio grabs Orton and whips him off the ropes, Del Rio connects with a tilt a whirl backbreaker. Del Rio then heads over to the corner and climbs the top rope, he waits until Orton gets to his feet and launches nailing Orton with a hurricanrana right into the pin,
Ref: 1,2
Orton manages to kick out at 2. Del Rio tries to keep his momentum going by heading to the corner again, but this time instead of climbing to the top rope he begins to stalk Orton. Orton gets to his knees and Del Rio goes for the superkick, Orton ducks it and counters with an Rko from out of nowhere, Orton covers,
Ref: 1,2
Holy smokes Del Rio kicks out at 2.9. the crowd begins to chants CI!!! to try and get Del Rio back into this. Orton however is frustrated, he begins to grab his head and stare at Del Rio. Suddenly Orton backs into the corner and the fans know what's coming next.
Punt Kick!!!
The fans go silent in astonishment, Orton covers,
Ref: 1,2, ROPE BREAK!!!
Del Rio managed to get his foot on the rope. Orton is enraged, he yanks Del Rio to his feet and goes for the RKO once more, Del Rio pushes him off and hits the double knee armbreaker on Orton. Del Rio heads to the corner and as soon as Orton gets to his knees nails him with a massive superkick that can be heard all throught the arena.
Del Rio begins to call for the Cross Armbraker. Orton slowly gets to his feet and Del Rio goes for it, Orton counters by pushing Del Rio off, Orton goes for a quick clothesline but Del Rio Ducks it and runs off the ropes, Orton goes for the RKO but Del Rio shoves him off, Orton turns around and gets nailed with a massive Enzuiguri that turns Orton inside out!!!
The crowd goes into a frenzy as Del Rio covers and hooks both legs,
Ref: 1,2,3!!!
Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this match..... ALBERTO DEL RIO!!!
Del Rio climbs each turnbuckle one by one to point to all his fans and celebrate his first ever victory in Sool. Del Rio requests a mic from the ringside tech, he gets one and begins to speak as the crowd settles down.
Del Rio: [breathing heavy throught this whole speech] Wow what a match, I knew this atmospehere was the right place for me. Tonight was not just a victory for me on my quest to get into the Money In The Bank and become Mr. Money In The Bank, it was a victory for you the people, because I fight for not only myself but for you the people. So lets all celebrate this victory tonight. When I was being driven here from the airport I noticed a bar right down the street, As a tribute to our victory tonight, Im buying everyone's first 3 rounds at the bar!!!
The crowd begins to roar with Del Rio chants, and some people even begins to leave the arena now to get good seats at the bar.
I'll see you all there, and if you get there before me, just tell them, Alberto Del Rio is footing the bill tonight because tonight we all celebrate victory!!!!
My name is Alberto Del Rio, and we are all destined for greatness!!!!!!
Del Rio drops the mic as his music hits, he exits the ring and walks up the ramp slapping peoples hands on both sides, he gets to the top of the ramp and turns towards the fans one more time to perform one final taunt before walking through the curtain and entering the back.
The crowd enters a frenzy as the fan favorite, Ryback, comes marching out onto stage. He looks around then begins to raise his arms. First his left. Then his right. Then both. The crowd chanting "Feed Me More!" as he takes off onto the ramp with a wicked punch causing pyro to explode. The commentators start to discuss his winning streak as he reaches the bottom of the ramp and hops onto the apron. He then enters the ring, walking to the far side of the ropes, then facing away from the camera, then turning around and throwing another punch toward the camera view causing more pyro to explode. Ryback begins to do his infamous head bob as he marches around and a ring hand slides a mic into the ring. He grabs it from the mat and then raises it up to his lips, halting his march.
-Ryback-
Four.
Ryback holds up four fingers as the crowd dims down.
-Ryback-
Tonight, it turns to five.
Ryback allows his thumb to pop out as the crowd cheers with anticipation. He grows a small smile as the crowd dims down.
-Ryback-
A few months ago, I took it upon myself to enter this company and do whatever I could to cause destruction at it's finest. I have yet to be pinned or submitted since stepping into this ring and have given ever single person that has stepped into this ring an ass kicking they will NEVER forget. I believe I have caused the destruction that I have wished for. Now, I have a new goal in mind. A world championship.
The crowd goes into another sudden burst of cheers.
-Ryback-
I have all the confidence in the world that I will go on to stay on this tirade that I have been set upon because I have something that no other man has on the roster has. A hunger. A hunger that drives them to simply hurt people. Hardy doesn't have this. That is why he will lose to me tonight. A little voice will get into his head causing him to feel remorse. I do not hear any form of voice of reason in my head. I simply hear three words that will drive me to capture a World Championship here in SOOL and tonight I will prove why I am to be a future champion. Those three words will be imprinted onto everyone's minds as I beat Jeff Hardy. They are FEED ME MORE!
Ryback drops the mic and begins to move his arms with the chant before throwing his arms out and screaming "IT'S OVER!" and his theme begins to play.
The crowd cheers him as he leaves the ring and makes his way to the back and the next match begins.
Singles Match
Points at Stake: +/-40
#25 Daniel Bryan vs. #37 Brock Lesnar
[RAW is WAR continues as John Cena is seen his locker room standing by with a camera as they begin to ask him questions.]
Camerman: Cena, do you have any comment on your championship match last night at The Royal Rumble with The Rock?
John Cena || SOOL Hall of Famer
Where do I begin? It was a solid match. We both fought hard. It was a great match. We may have even stolen the show.
Camerman: I don’t think there’s any denying that. What are your thoughts about The Rock?
John Cena || 2x World Heavyweight Champion
I guess I’ll simply congratulate him. Congratulations. I mean, he brought his A-Game last night. He did what he had to do to get a win. You know, you win some, you lose some, and you can’t win them all.
Camerman: Speaking of winning you’ve been in a bit slump as of late. What do you think is going wrong?
John Cena || 1x Intercontinental Champion
Is that so? I hadn’t noticed… I mean come on, I don’t let stuff like that get to me anymore. I’ve been here for nearly three years now. Winning gets glorified and losing is critiqued, it’s the name of the game and it only takes one win to erase the past from everyone else’s minds, but as for me, I’ve developed a short term memory and I can get over things quickly and move forward in this business.
Camerman: I see, well in moving forward, any word on your match tonight against the winner of last night’s Royal Rumble?
John Cena || 1x Intercontinental Champion
You know I hadn’t even checked who I was facing yet. Thanks for the info. Congrats to the Sheik for winning the Rumble and stamping his ticket to Mania. Tonight won’t be a walk in the park for him. I’m looking to make a statement tonight, and let me be the first speed bump he hits on his road to WrestleMania.
Camerman: I see, well mentioning Mania, what are your plans for Mania?
John Cena || 1x Intercontinental Champion
I don’t know to be honest. I guess making it there is an accomplishment all in its own. It’s a privilege to compete there. As for me, I guess my move right now is to focus on trying to qualify for the Money in the Bank match. I’ve never competed in one before, so I’m looking forward to the challenge.
Camerman: Well I hope the best for you and thank you for your time.
[The camera fades to black as Cena takes a seat and tries to focus on everything that the cameraman had just asked him.]
Singles Match
Points at Stake: +/-20
#15 X-Pac vs. #17 Wade Barrett
*RAW is WAR continues as Dana is now seen in his office. He seems to be reading some documents as someone enters his door.*[/i]
SOOL Road Agent: Mr. White, I’m sorry to interrupt, but there’s someone here to see you.
[Dana White][/color]
Don’t you know how to knock?
SOOL Road Agent: Uh.. Ye…
[Dana White][/color]
That was a rhetorical question, but I’m sure now that you may incapable of knocking. Anyways, who’s here?
SOOL Road Agent: I’m sorry… His name is…
[Dana White][/color]
Hold that thought! I bet it’s Shawn Michaels. Isn’t it?
SOOL Road Agent: Well …
[Dana White][/color]
Yup, I knew it! I bet he’s here to beg for his job back. I bet he’s here to grovel at my feet, so that he can once again become the Showstopper. I’m sure he’s going to give me some sob story about how he needs to support his family and what not… Well he’s going to need to do more than that if he ever wants to be an active part of SOOL again before victory Road. Well let him on in.
SOOL Road Agent: I’m sorry Mr. White. It’s not Shawn.
[Dana White][/color]
What?
SOOL Road Agent: It’s not Shawn Michaels.
[Dana White][/color]
What? Well then who the Hell is it? Who is it that made you interrupt me?
SOOL Road Agent: It’s Dean Ambrose sir.
[Dana White][/color]
Who?
SOOL Road Agent: Dean Ambrose.
[Dana White][/color]
I heard you the first time. It’s not like that helps, I have no idea who that is. Just let him in I guess.
*The Road agent leaves and a few seconds later, Dean enters the room. Dean goes to speak but before he can utter a word, Dana speaks over him.*
[Dana White][/color]
I know you… Well not really, you’re that sick son of a bitch that beat up Daniel Bryan a few weeks back. Aren’t ya?
*Dean simply nods and shrugs his shoulders. Dana continues to talk*
[Dana White][/color]
Well I got to admit, that was impressive. But newsflash Dean, that’s not how things work around here. Last I checked, you are not under contract, which means that you don’t work here and have no business being here. The last time we had someone running around here like a maniac who didn’t work here, it was the Age of the Fall and those motherfuckers almost destroyed SOOL. So I’m going to ask you this only once, … What do you want?
[Dean Ambrose][/color]
A large pizza, a nice suburban mansion, oh and a contract might be nice too.
[Dana White]
Why the hell should I give you a contract? You beat Daniel Bryan to a pulp two weeks ago, and you expect me to, I don't know, reward you with a contract? I don't give contracts to street thugs.
[Dean Ambrose]
Apparently you can't give a contract to some better security if Shawn Michaels shows up whenever he pleases while he's suspended. Or if I can come here and beat the crap out of your little pussy "superstars". I'm not a "superstar", I'm just a guy who wrestles, beats the shit out of people, gets paid, and appreciates the cash. I'd appreciate a contract since I did get rid of that annoying runt Daniel Bryan for a few weeks, he's even begging me to finish the job. Not that I care. I'm done with him, I'm onto bigger and better things.
[Dana White][/color]
Well, Mr. Ambrose, that's where you're wrong. See, you have no contract here in SOOL, and you're nothing but a loose cannon. I can't afford to have loose cannons running around my arenas. So I'm going to have to ask my security to escort you out of the arena.
[Dean Ambrose][/color]
Oh I get it, I get it Dana. You're scared! You're scared that I may grab a chair or a baseball bat and pound the hell out of Jeff Hardy and Kenneth Anderson. Maybe I'll even pay Miss Sunderland a visit, I heard she likes fighting the males in the locker room, so why not me. But whatever, I'll go. But I'll warn you Dana, this isn't the last you'll see of Dean Ambrose.
Ambrose goes quietly with security following him out of the locker room. Dana sits back in his chair with a smile skirting his mouth.
[Dana White][/color]
I'll see to it that it is, Ambrose.
Singles Match
Points at Stake: +/-20
#11 JBL vs. #12 Jack Swagger
Jack Swagger gets up, trying to regain his senses whilst JBL celebrates on the ramp way. Swagger stumbles to his feet but then all of a sudden the lights go out.......
The Lights come back on and
It's Kane! Chokeslam to Swagger! He has just made a statement but why Jack Swagger?
Singles Match
Points at Stake: +/-70
#2 John Cena vs. #4 2013 SOOL Royal Rumble Winner, The Iron Sheik
[glow=red,2,300]GONG[/glow]
** The gong hits to a huge pop from the crowd, and The Undertaker makes his way to the ring for the first time in quite a while. New broke over the weekend at SOOL.com that The Deadman will go one-on-one with The Game, Triple H at WrestleMania! **
** For those who aren't familiar, The Undertaker is a 3X SOOL World Heavyweight Champion, and debuted over two years ago in January of 2011. The Phenom was one of the biggest up and coming Superstars in SOOL at the time of his debut, main eventing his first PPV, and countless thereafter. In May 2011, The Undertaker beat John Cena to win his first World Title, only to drop the belt at the following PPV. **
** After winning his second World Title at SummerSlam 2011, he was cashed in on by Mr. Anderson that same night, which led to a huge final match between the two at WrestleMania III, which the Deadman lost. A month later, Taker won his third World Title, becoming the only SOOL Superstar at that time win the belt three times. Again, The Undertaker was cashed in on the same show, and hasn't been heard of much since. **
::THE UNDERTAKER::
The sands of father time have fallen slowly through the hour glass. But in just a few months, I will get what I want, which is to WIN at WrestleMania once again! As most know by now, I'd like to announce that I will be facing Triple H at Mania. Now Triple H, what you need to learn is that by agreeing to this match, you're agreeing to give me your soul. Because ever since last years events, in which I lost to Mr. Anderson, and lost the World Title to yet another cash-in, I truly feel that this is my last chance to prove to the world that I am the most dangerous entity that has ever stepped in a SOOL ring.
::THE UNDERTAKER::
On the subject of WrestleMania, I've never openly spoke about my loss to Mr. Anderson, and I will do that now. Anderson, I was honestly shocked when you pinned me, 1-2-3, last year.... and I'll tell you.. I truly thought I was going to win that night. But one thing I do want to say, is that I do respect your win over me, and your historic reign as World Heavyweight Champion. You've proved yourself to SOOL Superstars and to the world, that you deserved what you got. And honestly, I hope, and KNOW, that one day, we will step into that ring again, but next time, the result will be quite different.
::THE UNDERTAKER::
Triple H, I'm looking forward to WrestleMania, because I need someone to take my anger out on, and you just happen to be that guy... So in the months leading to our battle, let me give you a word of advice... always expect the unexpected, and don't expect and handouts from me, because I am going to WrestleMania to WIN, to BEAT YOU, and to PROVE myself as one of the greats in SOOL. I am back now, and you will be seeing a lot more of The Undertaker on this "Road To WrestleMania"... REST... IN... PEACE..
** Gongs hits with another loud pop from the crowd, and a black hits, and The Undertaker has vanished. We look forward to seeing this story unfold in the coming months! **
Non-Title Match
Points at Stake: +/-10
#6 Hardcore Champion, CM Punk vs. #7 The Miz
The Rated R Superstar Edge makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He does his signature pose and gets a mic.
Edge:
So tonight I have a match with Dolph Ziggler and low and behold he doesn't turn up. Frankly I don't blame Dolph Ziggler because he knows that if he did face me he would be beaten and never seen again. He knows that if he turned up, he would be crushed like so many before. You see when people face me they are never the same, just ask Randy Orton. When was the last time you saw him around? Anyway despite all these matches that I have won and the things I have achieved here in Sool. I still get no credit for it. A few weeks ago I said I was going to win the Royal Rumble and go to Wrestlemania. That never happened though because I was screwed out of my chance when I ended up in a 20 man match rather than a 6 man match. Then I get eliminated by the American joke Jack Swagger. I was screwed out of my rightful oppurtunity AGAIN!
Edge:
Jack Swagger, you have picked the wrong guy to mess with and if we ever meet in this ring. I promise that it will not be nice for you or your family watching at home. As for the actual Rumble match, are you kidding me? The Iron Sheik wins and it just shows how much of a joke this company has become. Months ago we had ruthless men at the top. Triple H and Mark Henry to name a few now we have an old man and a man that sucks up to all of you people with his "Living in the moment" crap. The people in the back have all just become like you people. They are WEAK and CLUELESS. They think that you people are important when you are the least important thing on the show. Most people in the back have gone from legends of this company to people that just want to hug your babies and sign autographs.
Edge:
You see i'm not that type of guy. If you ask most people in the back now what their addiction is they will say entertaining you people. My addictions are Sex, Violence and having championship gold around my waist. So as I now won't be going to Wrestlemania for the World Title, my goal is very simple. My goal is to get rid of those people that suck up to you mindless sheep. I'm going to destroy your so called "Heroes" and stop them from taking my spotlight. Who knows who I will go after but one thing is for sure. Whoever I do target will never be the same again.
Non-Title Champion vs. Champion Match
Points at Stake: +/-10
#14 Intercontinental Champion, The Rock vs. #9 United States Champion, Faarooq
After a commercial break, Raw comes back to Matt Striker standing backstage.
(Matt Striker)
We were promised by Lord Chris Seal that Wade Barrett would break his silence since returning to SOOL after the Royal Rumble. I'm here now with the man himself Wade Barrett.
(Wade Barrett)
Who are you?
(Matt Striker)
Wade, you know who I am.
(Wade Barrett)
What gives you the honor of interviewing someone as great as me, look at you, you're a disgrace of human being.
Striker looks awkwardly around, not knowing where to stay and leave but before he can make his mind up, Barrett kicks him straight in the face and grabs the microphone.
(Wade Barrett)
Only a man of equal honor should be able to interview me, that's why I'd like to introduce my own personal interviewer.....my associate Lord Chris Seal!
Barrett and Seal embrace before Barrett hands over the microphone to Seal.
(Lord Chris Seal)
So Mr.Barrett, what's your state of mind like after being screwed over by SOOL management with the re inclusion of the Iron Sheik in the Royal Rumble?
(Wade Barrett)
Well Lord, I was shocked at how a man who I personally eliminated in the rumble was given another chance to enter and went on to eliminate me and win the match. I've got a question for you Lord, Do you think they would of given me that second chance if I had been eliminated the first time?
(Lord Chris Seal)
I don't think so and you want to know why? Because they are jealous of people like us.
(Wade Barrett)
Exactly, the SOOL management is full of crap, backstabbing hypocrites who would rather give "special" opportunities to those who are the closest to them rather than the people who deserve it.
Lord Chris Seal nods his head in agreement and then faces towards the camera and speaks.
(Lord Chris Seal)
Me and Mr.Barrett would like to make a suggestion....demand that Wade Barrett is given a second opportunity to be in the main event at Wrestlemania on the grounds of fair treatment to all staff. If this demand is not met, we will walk down to that ring and not move until our demands have been met and finalized. Thank you for your time.
Seal and Barrett walk off.
Non-Title Match
Points at Stake: +/-60
#3 Wolrd Heavyweight Champion, Jeff Hardy vs. #5 Ryback
End of Show.[/b][/div]
Longest Reign: 154 Days
