Post by Commissioner Michaels on Jan 30, 2012 19:58:59 GMT -5
Event Date: Sunday, January 29th, 2012
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*The Royal Rumble officially goes on air with a big pyrotechnics display that gets the crowd amped up as the camera then cuts to a shot of Dante LaBrie at ringside as he begins to speak.*
Dante LaBrie: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 3rd annual SOOL Royal Rumble pay per view. I’m your SOOL commentator Dante LaBrie alongside … well nobody. There’s nobody out here with me, I’m by myself tonight. I don’t know what the frick is going on tonight but I could care less because I am the Slammy award winning best commentator! Yes I won it all by myself because I am the greatest commentator in the business today bar none. Anyhow on to tonight’s Royal Rumble card. Let me start with the match we all will be talking about tomorrow morning, and that is without question going to be…
*Just then Dante is cut off by the appearance of his former broadcast partner … Lord Chris Seal!*
Dante LaBrie: Oh Hell no? What is that son of a gun doing here?
*Seal finally has made his way down to the announcers table and he sits next to Dante and puts his headset on and begins to talk to Dante.*
Lord Chris Seal: Boy is it great to be back Dante. Are you still the same cheeky bastard?
Dante LaBrie: You know if I wasn't the classiest man in SOOL, I'd knock your teeth down your throat. What are you doing here? We haven't seen you since Bully Ray smashed you threw a table.
Lord Chris Seal: Yeah and after that fat bastard did that, I threatened to sue so Mr. McMahon fired him. So with the lawsuit and me taking time off to recover, we're in negotiations on my contract. But there was no way I was going to miss out on the Royal Rumble! I mean we got Punk and Anderson in a winner take all Hell in a Cell unification match for both the Intercontinental and World Heavyweight Championships! I couldn't miss it Dante.
Dante LaBrie: You sued? I thought you'd be man enough to.. Oh nevermind, but I know the whole world is looking forward to that match tonight. I personally feel that it could go either way and I just don't know who will win but SOOL will never be the same again after tonight.
Lord Chris Seal: You got that right and that's not all. Man oh man I can't wait to see John Cena defend his United States Championship tonight in...
Dante LaBrie: You know what... that's exactly why I sure as Hell didn't miss you. I could care less about John Cena, and the fact that he took the belt from Kurt Angle is an outrage! I just can't wait for him to lose that title and I would bet big money that he loses it tonight.
Lord Chris Seal: That could very well happen tonight but since you're such a Cena hater, I'll just change the topic. Are you ready for the Royal Rumble match tonight?
Dante LaBrie: Oh Hells yeah I am! I'm ready for all the surprises that match will bring and I'll even go out on a limb and say that I know who the winner is going to be. I'll tell you what, I'll spare you the suspense, the winner of the 2012 SOOL Royal Rumble will be... none other than...
Lord Chris Seal: Wait hold on to that thought Dante. I'm getting word that Dana White is in his office waiting to make an announcement.
*Dante is disgusted for being cut off again as the camera going to a shot of Dana White in his office.*
Dana White: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Dana White and tonight is marks the beginning of the Road to WrestleMania and it all begins with the Royal Rumble match tonight. As well all know, 20 men will compete and the winner will earn a World Heavyweight Championship in the main event of WrestleMania III! Now in my office tonight is this tumbler that contains 20 balls. Each ball has a number, and my lovely assistant here will spin the tumbler and superstars will come to my office and will personally select a ball. The number they receive will represent their Royal Rumble entry number for tonight. Now without any further delay, let's get started with the first superstar to draw his number who is none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin.
*The lady begins to spin the tumbler as Stone Cold walks in.*
Dana White: Alright Austin, you ready to get in their and grab one of those balls?
Stone Cold: Hell yeah I'm ready to spin! You know, I'm in such a foul mood tonight, I'm kinda hoping that I get an early number...that way I can be kicking ass and stomping mud holes all night long! Doesn't really matter what number I get, because at the end of the day you can be sure that Stone Cold is going to be winning the royal rumble, going to Wrestlemania and becoming a World Champion!
Dana White: I got a feeling that won't be the first time I'm going to hear someone say that tonight. But hey if you ain't in it to win it then what the Hell are you doing anyways? Alright let's go ahead and get you your number.
*The lady stops spinning the cage and opens the door. Austin simply grabs the first one he sees and opens it. He looks at the number and doesn't care much for it but he's relieved that he at least knows his number now.*
Stone Cold: Well goddamn, I was starting to stress myself out there for a minute. It's not the exact number I wanted, but it feels nice to finally get it over with. Have you ever heard to expression "catching lightning in a bottle"? Well tonight, I intend to fill my bottle of booze to the top with lightning, because anything can happen on a night like tonight. Winning the rumble is as random as winning a slot machine, although tonight I have a been more then luck on my side, and I think the machine might be in my favor.
Dana White: Well best of luck to you out there tonight. I'm really pulling for you out there tonight, you know us bald guys got to stick together.
*Stone Cold chuckles sarcastically and then stops and makes his vintage serious face. Austin simply shakes his head no. Austin then turns and walks out and Dana says...*
Dana White: What? Was it something I said?
*Dana turns to the woman tumbling the cage and she just shrugs her shoulders and continues to spin the cage. Dana shrugs it off and walks over to his desk as the camera cuts to Jack Swagger who is standing by with Todd Grisham & Vickie Guerrero.*
Todd Grisham: At this time I am joined by Jack Swagger and Vickie Guerrero
Jack Swagger: Shut up Todd you got that all wrong. I am the All American,American Jack Swagger. I am the next breakout star of Sool but for some reason the management want me to compete in a match to confirm it.
Todd Grisham: Sorry to interrupt but what do you make of the competition here?
Jack Swagger: Todd you need to learn some manners but anyway. Im not worried about the competition at all. They should be worried about me! I dont even care who I face tonight because I am superior to them.
Vickie Guerrero snatches the mic out of Swagger's hands.
Vickie Guerrero: Excuse me, I said Excuse me (the crowd boo loudly). I pick success and I know for a fact that this man Jack Swagger will be a future world champion. I am the the most dominant diva in Sool and I will lead this man to success
Todd Grisham: Swagger what is your game plan going into the match?
Jack Swagger: I dont need a game plan I'm an American Hero and an amazing amateur wrestler. Any man that steps in front of me will be put away by my gutwrench powerbomb. So Grisham you know what,your right in front of me.
Swagger hits Grisham with the Mic whilst Vickie does her signature laugh.
Jack Swagger: That is why im the All American American. That will be you Sool roster lying there senseless in the middle of the ring with no help. Tonight i make my 1st step to my destiny by becoming the next breakout star and then going on to win the Royal Rumble.
Swagger drops the mic drops the Mic and leaves with Vickie following right behind.
Breakout Superstar of SOOL
Singles Match
Jack Swagger vs. "The Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay
This match was for the title of Sool's next breakout star. After punching Todd Grisham, Swagger came out to the ring with a smug expression on his face. He did his signature press ups and then waited for his opponent.
Clay walks down the ring,looking pumped for his first PPV. He dances and tries to get in Swaggers head.Swagger is not amused however.
The match kicks off with a lock up which is easily won by Clay. Clay hits some offense only for Swagger to comeback at him. Clay throws him into the corner and goes for a splash but Swagger hits a big boot to the face of the Funkasaraus. Swagger then hits a massive array of amateur background moves. Clay finally gets a reversal in and then hits some big power moves.
Clay sets him up and hits his signature T-Bone suplex. Just as it looks like its over Swagger rolls out of the ring being a typical heel. He then comes back in and they lock up again. Swagger then starts to dominate and hits the RW Powerbomb followed by a Gutwrench Powerbomb. 1, no not even a 2 count what will it take? Clay comes straight back at him and hits his signature again but this time he followed up with the running crossbody. 1,2 no a kick out.
Both men were hurt badly. From out of nowhere Clay hit a comeback only for Swagger to reverse and hit a diving spear. Swagger builds the momentum and tries to put Clay in the corner. He is having noe of this a throws Swagger into the corner himself. Swagger somehow counters with another big boot and then hits a 2nd Gutwrench Powerbomb. 1,2,3 its over! Swagger celebrates and gets a kiss of Vickie.
*We cut away from ringside and see a beautiful lady rolling the tumbler. The camera zooms out as we see Dana White standing next to the tumbler waiting for superstars to enter the room. We hear a door open and see Dana form a grin on his face. El Generico walks into the shot and begins to speak.*
El Generico: "Hola amigo!" *He looks at the lady.* "Senorita."
Dana White: Uhmm Okay. So you learned Spanish in your time away from the ring. Anyways... wait... What's with the mask? I mean come on Sheamus, no one is going to buy you as some sort of a masked luchadore.
El Generico: "Orange hair, si. Sheamus, No. I am El Generico, the numero uno Luchadore in entire world. I am here to win Royal Rumble and go to Wrestlemania to win World Title."
Dana White: So now I got to deal with Spanglish? Anways El Gen..Gen... oh screw it... *Turns to the lady next to the tumbler* Go ahead and stop rolling the tumbler so El Jericho over here can pick a number already.
*The lady stops rolling the tumbler. Generico nods at the lady, then at Dana. He then begins speaking as he reaches into the tumbler.*
El Generico: "Lucky numero. Por favor, lucky numero."
*Generico pulls a ball out of the tumbler and begins to open it. He grabs the paper inside, then drops the ball. Generico unfolds the paper and begins looking at it. He gains a smile on his face as he looks at Dana and the beautiful lady. He then says something while looking at the paper.*
El Generico: "Si, you see Dana. Good numero...My lucky numero."
*Generico nods to both Dana and the Lady again and walks out of the room with his piece of paper in hand. The camera shows Dana White shrugging to the lady in confusion.*
Dana White: Who the Hell was that guy? I swear I'll never understand why Vince signs these weirdos.
*Dana continues to shake his head as the camera cuts to a backstage shot of a limousine arriving to the arena.*
A limousine is seen revving up to the Royal Rumble arena then when the arena is next to the entry doors, the back door opens for a few seconds with the crowd only seeing the limousine door, a familiar figure then steps out from the limousine, the camera then moves to show who the person is and it's none other then The Game, The King of Kings, a former SOOL Intercontinental, and World Heavyweight champion Triple H, Matt Striker runs up to Triple H with a microphone.
Matt Striker: "Triple H! Triple H! Can I please get some of your time? I want to interview you since you're obviously returning for the Royal Rumble, and I want to ask you about the match tonight between CM Punk and the asshole of SOOL Mr.Anderson"
Triple H: "Well fact of the matter is, I have been in the ring with Punk before, and as a matter of fact, I'm proud that Punk finally has some of what I had when I was the SOOL champion, in fact some people would say it was a fluke that Shawn beat me at Wrestlemania 2 when it was a Elimination-style Fatal 4 Way between me, Punk, Shawn Michaels, and the Royal Rumble winner at the time, Jeff Hardy who's with his brother and I damn respect him for that as his brother's hurt right now"
Matt Striker: "Well what do you think of CM Punk finally getting another shot at the SOOL's World Heavyweight Championship?"
Triple H: "What do I think about that? Well obviously I hate it but I need somebody that was good around the time that I was here so I want CM Punk to win it as I think that Anderson was also around at my time but he was winning by mere flukes, in fact I think that I beat him before but what do I know? He was just a mere jobber as I was a glorified Main Eventer that already made his mark as Anderson was still scratching to make one and then he had to win the Money In The Bank just to make one"
Matt Striker: "Well, now that you just said that that answers my next question but why do you think that you can win the Royal Rumble out of all the other 19 SOOL superstars that we have in the SOOL Royal Rumble?"
Triple H: "Well unlike many of the others that are in this Rumble, I was a former SOOL champion, I was sitting at the top of the mountain when like I previously stated, Mr.Anderson was still scratching just to make a decent dent and to get to that championship that will hopefully be CM Punk's after tonight and plus, have you ever heard of whenever The Undertaker returns he's stronger than before? Well I do too"
Matt Striker: "Well, now it's just mysterious now because you've just stated twice that you want Punk to win over Anderson and you two have been rivals for a long time"
Triple H: "Well.. I just want to write another chapter of our storied rivalry at Wrestlemania for the SOOL championship, where it all began... for the SOOL championship and it's all going to end at our most important PPV, Wrestlemania"
Matt Striker: "Well, this is the last question then you can go get ready for the Royal Rumble match, as you previously said Undertaker always comes back stronger so if he truly does, do you think that you'll be the only one to stop him?"
Triple H: "Didn't I say that I always come back stronger? So yes, but if he does have enough strength and durability to outlast me then let's just say that I congratulate him if he's able to come back and have to strength enough to end my title reign because I'll easily retake my throne if it's the Asshole that I have to go through but if it's Punk hell, if it's anybody let's just say that the King of Kings will retake his throne where he rightfully belongs, interview over"
Triple H leaves the area looking pissed from the stupid question about The Undertaker, his locker room door is then heard as it is closed, the camera then looks at Matt Striker who is dumbfounded why Triple H left the interview area as a video package begins to play on the titantron.
**A video package advertising the a new SOOL DVD. The DVD is titled "SOOL's BEST PPV MATCHES" The video package finishes and we are backstage following a camera around the corridors until it the cameraman pushes open a door to the outside where "The Lone Wolf" Davey Richards.**[/color]
Davey Richards: It is about time you got here, I would of thought that the SOOL universe would want to see this right now and they wouldn't want to wait. But anyway SOOL Universe, you are probably looking at me right now and thinking back to last week, thinking back to the moment I screwed over CM Punk and aligned myself with Mr McMahon and Mr Anderson. You know what I think about when I look at myself in the mirror? Well I will tell you all now, I look and I think back to when I came to SOOL. I was contacted and I thought that this was my time to join the big leagues of professional wrestling. I thought Davey Richards the American Wolf has made it to the top. I went into every match win or lose, I still came out with the same enthusiasm and determination every time I came to the arena.
Davey Richards: Why?Why did I to that??Well I was fresh, I was still in the belief that I would show my true ability, show my true greatest and after a settling down period, I would become the world champion. I grabbed and clawed my way to where I got and what happened? what happened to Davey Richards well I got pushed right back down, after every loss, I was starting to look weak, I had fans starting to mock my ability, I had the locker room mocking my career in soul and it was no surprise that I nearly left. But that's when I snapped that why I did what I did when I took out all them chasers, why I did what I did to Christian and finally that's why I joined up with Mr McMahon. I thought when I first did what I did when I hurt all them chasers was to hurt and get back at Vince for not giving me the opportunities, I hated what he had made me become, I had become bitter and I had become angry at everything.
Davey Richards: I soon realised that going it alone can only get you so far. The hunt has always been about the my role as an American Wolf, as the Lone Wolf. The best decision was for me to align myself with Vince to get what I want and that is to show and prove that I am the best wrestler in the world, not CM Punk not nobody else me. Mr Anderson and I have never seen eye to eye but I am happy to push our differences aside to have one common goal of become the IMMORTALS of this business. CM Punk you may have got the better of me over the last couple of weeks but you Punk you are not the best, you are not the best in the world, that t-shirt you wear is just something you need to help you believe in something that is false. Tonight at the Rumble, you will lucky to be leaving on a stretcher after Anderson is finished with you, but the big deal will be when you leave Royal Rumble with nothing but a bit fat zero and Anderson leaves with both championships.
Davey Richards: But enough of you, enough of all the other business, there is two reason why tonight is going to be important to Davey Richards. Firstly, tonight I will enter the rumble, I enter the 3rd Annual Rumble match and when I eliminate 19 other superstars I will go on to the Show of Immortals and I will then prove that I am the best in the world on the biggest stage of them all, WRESTLEMANIA!!!! But there is one more thing that I have to do tonight. Christian at Starrcade the ending was not what I would of liked, it was not what you would of liked, it was not what anyone wanted. I know that I can beat you, I know that at Starrcade I should of finished you off, I should of been allowed to got 5 more minutes to beat the crap out of you and put you out of your misery. But where I failed at Starrcade, I will not fail at Royal Rumble, I will get the job done because this is the last time we step into that ring, this is the final time that I will have to kick your fucking face in. Christian tonight I leave Royal Rumble the better man and you will leave with your hunt over whilst mine continues. You will be lucky to even make it to the Rumble match later in the evening, but if you do happen to step back through those ropes and think you can get back at me for the result, you will be dead wrong as I am going to win the rumble.
**Davey walks off as the camera turns to watch Davey walk into the arena and watching him walking down the corridor. We now cut to ringside for the next match.**[/color][/font]
The Final Battle
There Must Be A Winner!
Davey Richards vs. Christian
*As the crowd finally simmers down from the match they just saw, the cameras take us to the backstage area, the camera focuses on C.M Punk and the crowd in the arena watching the titantron explodes!*
*C.M Punk is seen warming up backstage, doing his signature wrist warm up. He looks more serious than he ever has in the past.*
[Dante Labrie]
Chris, in the time I've been in SOOL I don't think I've seen someone look more focused than that. We may have a new champion tonight.
[Lord Chris Seal]
Are you kidding me? There's no chance that cheeky git is walking out of this arena with both the Intercontinental and World Heavyweight Championships! It's not gonna happen, mate!
[Dante Labrie]
We'll just have to wait and see, I for one can't wait for Anderson vs. Punk, Winner Takes All, inside Hell In A Cell, it's gonna be a war!
*The camera fades out on Punk as we are taken back to Dana White who is with another participant in tonight's Royal Rumble match.
*The Royal Rumble continues as the camera cuts again to Dana White's office as we yet again see the beautiful lady rolling the tumbler. Dana White approaches the lady and begins to speak.*
Dana White: Hey, can you go and get the next superstar to pick his number please? Let's see, I believe the next guy is...
*Dana stops as the lady points to a superstar who has walked in the room.*
Dana White: Well look who it is? Right on time, do you know the drill? You know what we're doing here?
The camera zooms out and reveals the superstar to be none other than The Miz! The Miz smirks and responds to Dana.*
The Miz: Of course I know, Do I look like some kind of idiot to you?
You know Dana, I could end up with any number once this thing is spinned, But even if its number 1, I can guarantee you that I WILL win the Royal Rumble at all costs.
I need this more than anyone on the roster, I have worked so hard for this, I'm a former Intercontinental Champion and I deserve to be in the Wrestlemania main event!
Because IM THE MIZ! AND I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Awesome...
Now give me my Number.
Dana White: Well alright then mister awesome, go ahead and get that number. Best of luck to you because I got a feeling you'll need it.
*The lady stops the tumbler and opens the door. The Miz eyeballs the cage then reaches in and shuffles a few of the balls around and finally grabs one. He opens the ball, takes out the paper and tosses the ball over his shoulder. He opens the paper and sees his number he isn't too pleased. The Miz then looks at Dana White and says...*
The Miz: Really? ... Really Dana?? ... REALLY??? You know, After breaking away from Jeriloser and becoming a singles competitor again, I thought my luck would come back but apparently not.
This number disgusts me! I should, No I DESERVE! A greater number after everything I went through last year! Im The Miz, I am the greatest wrestler in SOOL history, I am the Awesome one!
And this is an insult! But I will prove everyone wrong when I go out there tonight and destroy everyone who gets in the way of my dream!
*The Miz then rips the paper into pieces and drops it to the floor. He then turns around and storms out of Dana White's office and slams the door.*
Dana White: Okay... So I guess that was a bad number. Alright moving on... Who do we got next? ...
*Dana's phone suddenly rings and he answers it.*
Dana White: Hello? .. Say what? ... You're kidding? ... I'll be down there in a second.
*Dana hangs up and leaves the office as the lady just stands there confused now. The camera then abruptly cuts to a scene outside where The Briscoes seem to be in a state of rage.*
A camera crew backstage is looking for someone to talk to about the big Royal Rumble match later on when they find Wade Barrett in the walkway.
..: SOOL.com cameraman :..
Excuse me Wade! Can we have some time to interview you for SOOL.com?
..: Wade Barrett :..
Sure! Why not?
..: SOOL.com cameraman :..
Thanks Wade, It's been a while since you've been in front of the SOOL cameras and one burning question that many of the SOOL fans have been asking on our community section is : What happened to the Winds Of Change?
..: Wade Barrett :..
Look..sometimes destiny is over ruled by another denying force. I was supposed to win that World Heavyweight Title at Survivor Series and for the 2.78 seconds I had Anderson pinned, I thought this was it but then out of nowhere the power of pure luck destroyed my destiny and that is the reason why I am not main eventing Royal Rumble like everyone else knows I should be.
..: SOOL.com cameraman :..
You know Wade, when I look at you now and over the last few months since Survivor Series you know what I see missing? The fire in your eyes.
..: Wade Barrett :..
You don't think I want to be at the top of this business anymore!!?
..: SOOL.com cameraman :..
No and I think the SOOL fans see that fire missing. Gone are the days when you could beat CM Punk, HBK and Anderson, you know what you are now? A jobber.
Barrett looks away and then looks back more angrily and grabs the camera off the man.
..: Wade Barrett :..
How dare you call me that? Get out of here you useless git before I finally make a use for you when I clean this floor with your lifeless body.
Barrett then looks into the camera.
..: Wade Barrett :..
Maybe you people are right. Look at my last few months, I haven't done nothing. I wasn't the Wade Barrett who single handedly destroyed Davey Richards in 4 minutes, I was the Wade Barrett who was terrible in ground and pound.
..: Wade Barrett :..
Well no more will Wade Barrett be known as the person who will never reach the heights of what he achieved before, no more Winds of Change because whether its tonight in the Royal Rumble match or 3 or 4 months down the line, I will reclaim my spot as the face of this company...and there isn't a damn thing that anyone in this locker room can do about it.
*The lights go out and we see the Briscoe Brother on the tron. They appear to be in an alleyway outside the arena.*
Jay Briscoe: "All this shit is over."
Mark Briscoe: "It's done, finished."
Jay Briscoe: "We been disrespected, hated, looked down on."
Mark Briscoe: "That bitch Miz got damn chicken crumbs on my damn bag!"
Jay Briscoe: "Mark, fuck this company man. These guy here are all bitches."
Mark Briscoe: "They need to man up. All these damn policies and shit. They act like we're gonna murder someone."
Jay Briscoe: "Yeah Mark. So we're done with SOOL. We already called Jim Cornette and he said we can have our jobs back in Ring of Honor. The company that is 10 times better than this shit hole. Come on Mark let's get the fuck out of here."
*The Briscoe Brothers turn around and walk down the alley as the camera fades back to the arena.*
Dante LaBrie: Ummm...What the frick....?
Lord Chris Seal: What a couple of mooks.
Dante LaBrie: Well, it looks as though The Briscoes won't be apart of our upcoming match. What a bunch of morons... What they did right there, made absolutely NO FREAKING sense! They had a chance at the Tag Team Championships...Yeah, you know what... Just get outta' here...
Tag Team Turmoil
Victorious Team earns a Tag Team Championship Match immediately following this match.
The Wolfpac vs. The Rock 'N Sock Connection
Both teams fought hard. Big moves, signature moves and finishing moves were hit by everyone involved. It was a long match, longer than was anticipated. Both teams had a legitimate chance to win by there were many near falls and close calls. In the end, despite their efforts, The Rock and Sock were defeated by the Wolfpac.
Dante LaBrie: Per stipulation of this match, The Wolfpac has earned the right to face Rated RKO for the Tag Team Championships. Rated RKO, since May 29th of last year has remained undefeated & absolutely dominant, amassing an impressive streak of 17-0. Personally, I'm not in favor of The Wolfpac's chances here tonight...But like the Royal Rumble, anything can happen!
Lord Chris Seal: This is going to be goooooooooood!
Rated RKO (C) vs. The Wolfpac
*After experiencing technical issues, the tag team championship took place, but no cameras were rolling to record the match for the entire SOOL Universe to see. The Wolfpac challenged the tag team champions, Rated RKO. Therefore, after the match took place, later on in the evening when the cameras technical issues were resolved, we go to a shot of Lord Chris Seal and Dante LaBrie for the explanation.*
Dante LaBrie: Wow. I can't believe that happened. First of all, I would like to apologize on behalf of SOOL for our technical difficulties for those of you who did not get to witness the tag team championship match earlier tonight. I don't know what to say about it and well, I don't know, Seal, do you want to let the people at home know what happened.
Lord Chris Seal: Yeah, and you know what Dante, I got an idea. I'll ask the live audience for their reactions to it all. Maybe they can explain what happened.
Dante LaBrie: What? That's just stupid. Tell the people already.
*Despite Dante's comments, Chris gets up and grabs a mic and walks over to a fan in the front row. He asks him a question about the match.*[/i]
Lord Chris Seal: What did you think of that tag team title match?
Fan #1: I thought it was amazing. It was a long match and I think match of the night.
Lord Chris Seal: I certainly agree. How about you over here young lady, what is your reaction?
Fan #2: Oh I couldn't get enough of it. I just didn't know who was going to win. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
Lord Chris Seal: Oh yes, so was I. Alright young man over here, how do you feel about the outcome?
Fan #3: I guess the only thing I can say is... THE STREAK IS OVER!!!!
Lord Chris Seal: Absolutely. That's right ladies and gentlemen the streak is indeed over. Randy Orton and Edge have been defeated here tonight. So let me be the first to congratulate the new tag team champions, Kevin Nash and Randy Savage, The Wolfpac on their more than impressive victory.
*Seal smiles and winks as the cameras go to zooms out to the crowd who is still buzzing after the awesome tag team title match.*
*The Royal Rumble continues with Dana White is in his office, and he’s on the phone*
Dana White: To be honest, I do believe that it will be the best decision and I have already gone ahead and made contact with the majority of them.
*Dana stops and listens... then responds.*
Dana White: Is that so? You know for a fact that they are already here tonight? Well then I guess that shows that it’s in our best interest to do it. I know you have your doubts but it’s worth the risk at this point and time.
*Dana stops and listens... then responds again.*
Dana White: Well I’m glad that I’ve got you on board for this. I won’t say that this won’t let you down, but I got a good feeling about it. Well alright then, I’ll go ahead and will make the announcement right now. Okay, alright I’ll talk to you later Mr. McMahon.
*Dana hangs up his phone and grins a bit as he turns to face the camera. Then after a moment he speaks to the SOOL Universe.*
Dana White: SOOL Universe, at this very moment I am going to make an announcement. After several negotiations, and a lot of protest, we have made a decision to give the people what they want. So on behalf of SOOL Management, I am announcing the return of professional women’s championship wrestling to SOOL. Within the past few days we have signed over a dozen female wrestlers and we are looking to revamp women’s professional wrestling. So as of next week, women will be back in action in a SOOL ring.
*Dana pauses as he takes a moment for the live crowd to react to his announcement.*
Dana White: For those of you who paid attention, I did not use the term “divas.” The Divas Division, along with the Divas Championship went defunct at the end of the Summer. The term diva actually disgusts me as there is no need for a diva in wrestling and that is why this revamped roster of women is now recognized as the Women’s Division. Now for those of you wondering why the Divas were exiled from SOOL, well you can blame the self proclaimed “Last SOOL Divas Champion” who was suspended following her title win as she violated the SOOL Wellness Policy. Her blatant disregard for the rules tanked an entire division and now in its place is the birth of the Women’s Division and the currently vacant Women’s Championship.
*Dana grabs a sack from under his desk and pulls out the new Women’s Championship from it.*
Dana White: Now it is yet to be determined how the fate of this championship will be drawn but this championship will be presented to a more than deserving woman. A woman who is far more superior than any other. A woman that will forever change…
*Dana stops as he hears someone walk into his office. He looks and all he can hear is a woman’s voice. His face tells the story as he sighs and the woman is revealed to be the notorious Cheerleader Melissa.*
Cheerleader Melissa: Well, if it isn't Dana White trying to start up a womens division once again in SOOL, who have you hired this time, I mean if I remember last time I was here I was knocking bitches about more than an abusive husband. But Dana there is a little thing missing here, you said you signed a dozen names to the division but I don't recall every being contacted by you Dana or your dumbass assistant standing over there.
*Dana's lovely lady assistant goes to say something, but Dana signals for her to leave the room and he goes to speak but is cut off by the "Last Divas Champion of SOOL"*[/color]
Cheerleader Melissa: Yeah you better get that bitch out the room with the way she was looking at me. Dana and before you make any excuses and trying to figure out if you didn't contact me , then who did, I will tell you. I was contacted by Mr McMahon, when the idea was just fresh, he said that maybe I should do something to get back here in SOOL. Well Dana, you can't have a Women's Division without the future legend that is me, Cheerleader Melissa. I also got to say, and this definitely is not PG, I think the bullshit you have been force feeding these fans about what happened to me after the closure of the divas division. Wellness Policy really? How about I tell them how I was forced out, how I was told that I was a liablilty around here.
*Dana looks to talk once more but Cheerleader Melissa stops him once more*[/color]
Cheerleader Melissa: But you know what Dana, that is now just water under the bridge now and I actually respect what you are doing by dropping the sexist term and overall sexist nature of the "Divas" divison and renaming it the Womens Division. Just because were women don't mean I couldnt step in the ring with one of those so called tough guys like Davey Richards or John Cena and beat the living shit out of both of them. So Dana, I came to some little conclusion that you might as well give me that title right now because there is nobody who can defeat me, I mean who is there who can hang with me in the rin....
*Melissa stops as she gets tapped on her back. She turns around and lays her eyes on the longest reigning Divas Champion in SOOL history, Michelle McCool.*
Michelle McCool: You're joking right? You must have forgot about me or something, right? Listen Cheerleader Mel, I am THE single reason why this division is even being brought back up again. It has nothing to do with you and the fact that you're back is disgusting. You never were a diva and many of us question if you're even a woman. Oh and if you think I'm wrong well then here's something for you to consider...
*Just then Michelle SLAPS the taste right out of Melissa's mouth. Melissa was cuaght off guard and stumbles back and is pissed off. Michelle smirks but doesn't have too much time to soak it in as Melissa tackles her down to the floor. The two ladies begin fighting all over the floor until Dana White forces them a part from each other.*
Dana White: That's enough! Save that for the ring now in the mean time, get the hell out of my office or I'll fire you both.
*Melissa goes storming out of Dana's office as she is still very pissed. Michelle then begins to walk out as she smiles and nods.*
Michelle McCool: It sure feels good to be back. You saved that MAN from a beating. Ciao!
*Dana just points towards the door and waits for her to leave as he can only shake his head. The camera fades to a commercial promoting WrestleMania III Axxess where you can buy tickets to meet SOOL VIP Superstar John Cena!*
As the Royal Rumble comes back from commercial, John Morrison is seen with Josh Matthews backstage.
Josh Matthews: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with the Guru of Greatness, John Morrison.
The crowd is heard in the background filled with mixed reactions for John Morrison. Morrison has been gone for nearly 3 months, and since he's returned 2 weeks ago he has been nothing but silent.
Josh Matthews: John, first I'd like to say welcome back.
John Morrison: Thanks Josh, it feels great to be back. Especially on a night like this, the Royal Rumble.
Josh Matthews: Before we talk about the Rumble, may I ask where have you been?
John Morrison: Well it was just a bad case of injuries over the last 7-8 months. It all started in an Intercontinental Title match against CM Punk, where I injured my shoulder badly. I was sidelined for a while, only to return in late November and tweak my ankle in my first match back. Now I returned a few weeks ago, defeating El Generico and looking forward to winning the Royal Rumble.
Josh Matthews: And that was surely an impressive win over El Generico, you're definitely in perfect shape now. Speaking of both CM Punk and the Royal Rumble, Punk is in the World Title match tonight. If he does indeed win against Mr. Anderson, and you win the Royal Rumble, you might be able to get revenge on Punk at Wrestlemania. Winning the Royal Rumble would be a great way to get your career back on track.
John Morrison: I wouldn't want it any other way, Josh. Before I say anything else, I'd like to say good luck to Punk in his match. I'd love to face him at Wrestlemania. Because tonight, I will be the last man standing in the ring. I will win the Royal Rumble. Whether I come in from number one or number twenty, I'm walking out with a ticket to Wrestlemania.
Josh Matthews: Confident words from John Morrison.
Morrison turns around and walks away to his locker room but Josh Matthews chases after Morrison for a moment.
Josh Matthews: One second John, can you please come over here to draw your number for the Royal Rumble.
Morrison walks over, spins the tumbler, waits a moment then takes his number out. He looks at it for a moment, turns around and smiles. Morrison walks off the screen with a small fist pump and a huge smile. Good things might be coming for him.
[The arena lights suddenly flicker out, and the fans are left in darkness. Nobody is knowing what to expect. Could this be the return of the Undertaker? Or someone entirely new? After a minute of darkness, and shining, god like figure appears out of the darkness.]
[Pyrotechnics explode and so do the fans as Jericho appears at the top of the ramp. He makes his way down to the ring, ignoring all of the fans looking for a high five at ringside. It appears the ring has been set up for Jericho's highlight reel, and Jericho grabs a microphone. He puts a finger to his nose to hush the screaming fans.]
Jericho:
Would you all please just shut the hell up? I didn't come here to listen to you, you came here to listen to me.
[The cheers quickly change to boos at the rude Jericho. Jericho just smiles and continues.]
Jericho:
Welcome to the Highlight Reel! A lot has been happening in SOOL leading up to this day, and you're anything like me, you fell asleep out of boredom through half of it. So I'm here to give you all a bit of an update! Roll the Reel!
[After Jericho signals, a video begins to play on the TV in the ring. The video shows various highlights from the match Kane had with the Undertaker. The video then shows Kane setting the Undertaker on fire, and the fans boo as they are forced to watch the dead man burn. Jericho keeps replaying that part of the video, adding in humorous rag time music, which makes the fans boo even louder.]
Jericho:
Yes, it appears that the Undertaker has left SOOL for the fiftieth time. Does anyone give a damn? Not really. I really couldn't care less if the man with the shortest championship reign in history burned to a crisp that night. Speaking of people nobody cares about, does anyone remember Bully Ray? You know, the guy who got his big chance at Survivor Series, and completely blew it? It would seem that Stone Cold Steve Austin felt the need to rid us of this disgrace to wrestling, and since then Stone Cold has earned himself a match tonight. Roll the Reel!
[Once again, the TV flickers to life. It shows Stone Cold hitting Bully Ray with a stunner. It then shows a couple highlights of Stone Colds promos, before fast forwarding to his match with Booker T at Starrcade. Many spots of the match are shown, before switching to Stone Colds match with John Cena. It shows highlights from the match, and the video ends with Stone Cold hitting his finisher on Cena.]
Jericho:
Stone Cold is living proof that the end of the world is near. As a matter of face, all of the participants in the US Title match tonight are imbeciles! Stone Cold is clearly senile, John Cena sells moves just as poorly as he sells his movies, and Booker T sounds like a retarded walrus trying to eat sand paper! But enough about the mid card, I know you all came here to see one match, and one match only. Roll the Reel!
[The TV turns on, showing CM Punk leaving SOOL with the title at Summerslam. Punk is shown returning, and having his match with Mr.McMahon. Footage of Starrcade is shown, highlighting HBK being injured and Anderson attacking Punk. The video ends with Punk and Anderson in a stare down, both holding their titles, in build up for their Hell in a Cell match tonight.]
Jericho:
Hold on, I'm feeling a bit of Deja Vu. Is this not the same match that caused Punk to leave SOOL in the first place? I'm having flash backs all over again...Punk was being his usual bitchy self, whining about how he was underrated and deserved more, kind of like the same thing 80% of SOOL superstars whine about in their promos. The he decided to rebel against the system, and walk out on SOOL! But not before making sure he left with something of ours, just so he could make sure that when he came back with his tail between his legs, like he did, that he would at least still be a champion. CM Punk, all I can say is that you better pray to god, I mean pray to me, that Anderson beats you tonight. Because if you still have that title you don't deserve on your waist after tonight, I will....
[Suddenly, the TV in the ring turns on again, but a video Jericho clearly wasn't expecting begins to play.]
[Chris Benoit appears, and he does not look happy. Jericho takes this as his cue to leave the show, as jumps over the barricade and escapes through the crowd. Before anyone can realize what's going on, the light flicker out again, and both Benoit and Jericho are gone.]
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